heckinooc | TDM 005: Ch-ch-changes!

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A, Garden Level - Autumn Celebrations!
[It may be November in the real world but when you're dead time is fake! So this week/month GARDENFEST is happening...........aka a bootleg mishmash of Oktoberfest and an Xmas Market. In general: PARTY TIME.

Drinks! Foods! Bad singing!! Drunkenly built gingerbread houses! You're thrown in a festive identity clash of imps and cherubs in the garden playing music that doesn't match or shoving drinks at you. Don't worry, if you don't want a mug of beer, it might just be gingerale! Anyway sorry you died but PARTY PARTY JOIN US JOIN US--]

B, Hell Level: ICE to meet you!
[Down at the HellRaiser hotel, the hellish amenities await your every need, but spooky season is over. Aside from the usual, er, allure of Hell, it also seems to be slowly freezing over. Ruh roh. It's not much now, but occasionally you may be hit by a teeny tiny icicle as you explore, awww. Other times it's a whole fucking STALACTITE crashes down on you. Better dodge or hope someone pushes you out the way!! Look out for slick sidewalks too!

Otherwise, hey have some fun in Hell!! Go to a club, get some drugs, go to a casino, win and get mugged!! Ever have a drink made out of literal MAGMA? Go on, try it!! Slaps hell's cobbled brimstone you can fit so much chaos down here!]

C, Heaven Level: Spice, spice, baby.
[Heaven-side, the cherubs are ready to welcome you and give you the VIP treatment!! Massages! Manipedis! Lavish outfits and attention! You can raise your hand and just get a fucking cat sat on your lap! Truly, this is bliss!!

Oh, but it's also cozy season in Heaven! So along with the best fits for the chillier weather, There are an assortment of beverages being offered by angels for you to sample (CW Mind Manipulation):

Apple Spiced Latte- Tasty and earthy! But you suddenly feel more subservient.
Cranberry Spiced Latte- A bit tart but it works. This might make you sassier than usual.
Stuffing Spiced Latte- There is no effect. Why would you drink this you monster.

For the TDM you can find small cherub-run kiosks with these drinks on any level you prefer! If that's not your cuppa joe, feel free to explore the beauty of Heaven per usual! The beach! Boardwalk! All the cafes!! Whatever heaven should have, you can likely find it.]

OOC NOTES:
-I KNOW THIS TDM IS BIT LACKING SO TBH FEEL FREE TO PULL PROMPTS FROM OLDER ONES TOO, DO WHATEVS
-This TDM is open to all! You do NOT need to join the comm to play in it!
-As a reminder, THIRD CHARACTER APPS are now street legal!
-Post questions for the mods here
-Remember, playing in the TDM does NOT guarantee your entry or app being accepted into the game proper later down the line!
-Apps open!! Be sure to read the rules linked there and check the current taken list!
-For current players: TDMs count as game canon AND threads may be used for AC if you wish!
-Remember regardless of your alignment, you are free to travel to whatever level you wish!

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(A) Garden Level - Autumn Celebrations!

[ At some point, he has managed to ditch his name tag in favor of one that reads FUCK YOU. It’s his emotional support humor, he needs it. ]

It’s like the love child of Santa and Butterball threw up all over the place. Speaking of..

[ Never one to compromise on his integrity, or backpedal when the proverbial shit is about to hit the fan, he slides up to the nearest singer with five bucks held between his fingers. ]

Do you take requests? Five bucks and my undying loyalty to the first person who belts out Mariah Carey for the people in the back. It doesn’t have to be good, but it has to be loud.

[ He’s been here for less than two minutes, and is already doing a fantastic job at pissing people off. ]

(B) Hell Level — ICE to meet you!

.. how the fuck is a shrunken head going to help me here?

[ He is not dazzling the crowd with his best Nancy Kerrigan impression (he can do a mean Tonya Harding though), but he is on the outside of the rink dealing with the most frustrating creature he’s ever had the pleasure of meeting. Which says a lot, when he’s been bunk mates with Blade (who snores) and Danica’s purse dog. No, he has not had all his shots. ]

Look, I have neither the time nor the crayons necessary to explain this to you. Point me in the direction of the corn-eating, egomaniacal chucklefuck who set me up with these—

[ He jerks a finger towards his mouth, where his teeth do be looking pretty vampiric this afternoon. ]

And I’ll put in a good word for you with corporate. [ He will not. ]

(C) Heaven Level Wildcard nsfw pics, there be (funny) dicks
[ When in Rome—

Hannibal is moseying around on the beach, making sure his time is well spent to atone for all of the terrible shit he’s done in his life. Just kidding. He is the source of an inappropriate snow angel at the far end of the beach, and there is an equally inappropriate set of ~~foot~~dickprints leading several yards away.

Anyone who humors him and partakes in his Where’s Waldo shenanigans by following them will be met by a man who is reenacting a famous scene from one of the biggest blockbusters on the planet. Hannibal is stretched out across the sand on a towel. ]

I see you followed the Yellow Dick road. Fan of the classics?

If you thought the silence was awkward, just wait until I get started. If you’re gonna paint me like one of your French girls, you should know that direct eye contact is my kryptonite and my safe word is Meatloaf.

( ooc Ya boi here looks incredibly normal for a new arrival, sans the sharp canines, but is actually werewolf coded. I am not an artist, and I’m also not going to subject you to wolfish AI Ryan Reynolds. )

[Getting on an ice rink? Nah, miss her with that shit, but when there's someone amusing to watch, maybe Velvette will actually find the wherewithal to actually investigate by perching on the rails of the rink to make her poor 5'6" self look a little taller than she actually is.]

You really think they're going to know anything? I would take a wild guess that the Big Boss is probably the fuckin' King of Hell, but also could just be existing in Hell in general, a lot of weird shit happens in Hell... Hells now, I guess, since this is absolutely a different one than the one I know. [Such as she's pretty sure this isn't the Ring she's familiar with nor was there fucking ice everywhere. Or the fact they let people go between Hell and Heaven.]

'Sides, if it's all some clerical error, might as well run with it and see what happens. Hell is Hell after all and you can do all the awful evil shit you want and no one's going to really give a fuck. Wanna fleece someone of all their belongings? Sure, normal Tuesday. Shank a man for looking at you wrong? Babes, that happens every day in the middle of the streets. Hell's for demons and sinners~ [Says the woman that, if he looks barely hard enough, clearly has the markings similar to a ball-jointed doll.]

And most of the shit these weirdos peddle isn't gonna do shit anyway unless you're one of the freaks that still thinks it's cool to decorate with grim shit.

What?

[The blonde woman looks incredibly confused at his question. She's got no clue what he's talking about nor does she really care to find out. She's just here for the booze and to get out of the Nest for a bit. She's not built for the sudden cold that's started going on down there.]

Never heard of her.

[She's not annoyed, but rather amused.]

TDM 005: Ch-ch-changes!

Hannibal King | Blade Trinity | Hellbound (probably)

Hell level~

Garden Level - late to the party