TDM 005: Ch-ch-changes!

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A, Garden Level - Autumn Celebrations!
[It may be November in the real world but when you're dead time is fake! So this week/month GARDENFEST is happening...........aka a bootleg mishmash of Oktoberfest and an Xmas Market. In general: PARTY TIME.

Drinks! Foods! Bad singing!! Drunkenly built gingerbread houses! You're thrown in a festive identity clash of imps and cherubs in the garden playing music that doesn't match or shoving drinks at you. Don't worry, if you don't want a mug of beer, it might just be gingerale! Anyway sorry you died but PARTY PARTY JOIN US JOIN US--]


B, Hell Level: ICE to meet you!
[Down at the HellRaiser hotel, the hellish amenities await your every need, but spooky season is over. Aside from the usual, er, allure of Hell, it also seems to be slowly freezing over. Ruh roh. It's not much now, but occasionally you may be hit by a teeny tiny icicle as you explore, awww. Other times it's a whole fucking STALACTITE crashes down on you. Better dodge or hope someone pushes you out the way!! Look out for slick sidewalks too!

Otherwise, hey have some fun in Hell!! Go to a club, get some drugs, go to a casino, win and get mugged!! Ever have a drink made out of literal MAGMA? Go on, try it!! Slaps hell's cobbled brimstone you can fit so much chaos down here!]


C, Heaven Level: Spice, spice, baby.
[Heaven-side, the cherubs are ready to welcome you and give you the VIP treatment!! Massages! Manipedis! Lavish outfits and attention! You can raise your hand and just get a fucking cat sat on your lap! Truly, this is bliss!!

Oh, but it's also cozy season in Heaven! So along with the best fits for the chillier weather, There are an assortment of beverages being offered by angels for you to sample (CW Mind Manipulation):

Apple Spiced Latte- Tasty and earthy! But you suddenly feel more subservient.
Cranberry Spiced Latte- A bit tart but it works. This might make you sassier than usual.
Stuffing Spiced Latte- There is no effect. Why would you drink this you monster.

For the TDM you can find small cherub-run kiosks with these drinks on any level you prefer! If that's not your cuppa joe, feel free to explore the beauty of Heaven per usual! The beach! Boardwalk! All the cafes!! Whatever heaven should have, you can likely find it.]

OOC NOTES:
-I KNOW THIS TDM IS BIT LACKING SO TBH FEEL FREE TO PULL PROMPTS FROM OLDER ONES TOO, DO WHATEVS
-This TDM is open to all! You do NOT need to join the comm to play in it!
-As a reminder, THIRD CHARACTER APPS are now street legal!
-Post questions for the mods here
-Remember, playing in the TDM does NOT guarantee your entry or app being accepted into the game proper later down the line!
-Apps open!! Be sure to read the rules linked there and check the current taken list!
-For current players: TDMs count as game canon AND threads may be used for AC if you wish!
-Remember regardless of your alignment, you are free to travel to whatever level you wish!

Comments

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[bugbeverage]

[ Adam may very well smell Beetlejuice before he hears him--or feels him rather. A long striped arm walks its way along the back of the sofa on two fingers before draping over one of the First Man's shoulders. ]

Awww, what's eatin' ya, buddy?

[ Who better to comfort a newly dead demon than MR EMPATHY HIMSELF. He's been practicing and he's, like, so good at this now. For real. ]

[originaldick]

[ Adam jumps and screams, trying to claw Beetlejuice's arm off of him. ]

Aaaah! Bad touch! Bad touch! Get off me, man! I'm not into dudes! And as for what's wrong with me...!

[ He smooths out his infernal robes, scowling. ]

That's none of your damn business!

[bugbeverage]

[ He chuckles darkly as he holds his hands up in the universal no-weapons gesture. Beetlejuice watches Adam fuss and freak out and ahhhh, he needed this, he thinks. ]

Hey now, you were the one wanting to be consoled. Let me console you.

Yeah, let 'em console you!

[ A second Beetlejuice is now sitting on the other side of Adam, his hands pleated below his chin and his little wings fluttering. ]

[originaldick]

[ Adam is about to reply, when his head snaps in the direction of the sound of the second Beetlejuice, and he lets out an "uuuuuuuuuuuuugh". ]

Oh my god, you're one of those karmic reality warping trickster assholes! I so do not fucking need this bullshit today!

[bugbeverage]

[ Both Beetlejuices...Beetlegeese...beam at Adam. The original fishes a card out of his sleeve and holds it out for Adam. ]

Here, sourpuss, take this. When you're ready to be social, drop by The Devil's Nest. It's the place to be in Hell.

[originaldick]

Devil's Nest? [ He takes the card and eyes it. ]

What the hell is that? Sounds gay as hell.

[ Homophobia will get you nowhere here, Adam. ]