TDM 005: Ch-ch-changes!

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A, Garden Level - Autumn Celebrations!
[It may be November in the real world but when you're dead time is fake! So this week/month GARDENFEST is happening...........aka a bootleg mishmash of Oktoberfest and an Xmas Market. In general: PARTY TIME.

Drinks! Foods! Bad singing!! Drunkenly built gingerbread houses! You're thrown in a festive identity clash of imps and cherubs in the garden playing music that doesn't match or shoving drinks at you. Don't worry, if you don't want a mug of beer, it might just be gingerale! Anyway sorry you died but PARTY PARTY JOIN US JOIN US--]


B, Hell Level: ICE to meet you!
[Down at the HellRaiser hotel, the hellish amenities await your every need, but spooky season is over. Aside from the usual, er, allure of Hell, it also seems to be slowly freezing over. Ruh roh. It's not much now, but occasionally you may be hit by a teeny tiny icicle as you explore, awww. Other times it's a whole fucking STALACTITE crashes down on you. Better dodge or hope someone pushes you out the way!! Look out for slick sidewalks too!

Otherwise, hey have some fun in Hell!! Go to a club, get some drugs, go to a casino, win and get mugged!! Ever have a drink made out of literal MAGMA? Go on, try it!! Slaps hell's cobbled brimstone you can fit so much chaos down here!]


C, Heaven Level: Spice, spice, baby.
[Heaven-side, the cherubs are ready to welcome you and give you the VIP treatment!! Massages! Manipedis! Lavish outfits and attention! You can raise your hand and just get a fucking cat sat on your lap! Truly, this is bliss!!

Oh, but it's also cozy season in Heaven! So along with the best fits for the chillier weather, There are an assortment of beverages being offered by angels for you to sample (CW Mind Manipulation):

Apple Spiced Latte- Tasty and earthy! But you suddenly feel more subservient.
Cranberry Spiced Latte- A bit tart but it works. This might make you sassier than usual.
Stuffing Spiced Latte- There is no effect. Why would you drink this you monster.

For the TDM you can find small cherub-run kiosks with these drinks on any level you prefer! If that's not your cuppa joe, feel free to explore the beauty of Heaven per usual! The beach! Boardwalk! All the cafes!! Whatever heaven should have, you can likely find it.]

OOC NOTES:
-I KNOW THIS TDM IS BIT LACKING SO TBH FEEL FREE TO PULL PROMPTS FROM OLDER ONES TOO, DO WHATEVS
-This TDM is open to all! You do NOT need to join the comm to play in it!
-As a reminder, THIRD CHARACTER APPS are now street legal!
-Post questions for the mods here
-Remember, playing in the TDM does NOT guarantee your entry or app being accepted into the game proper later down the line!
-Apps open!! Be sure to read the rules linked there and check the current taken list!
-For current players: TDMs count as game canon AND threads may be used for AC if you wish!
-Remember regardless of your alignment, you are free to travel to whatever level you wish!

Comments

[effortaverse]

[a good number of leaves fall out of the tree as Leona leaps up and grabs another branch, growling loudly.]

What the fuck do you think you're doing?!

[wait, what the fuck kind of guy is this?!]

[bugbeverage]

[ Beetlejuice doesn't let go of his tail. ]

Oh, good! You're home! Do you have a moment to talk about The Lord?

[effortaverse]

[Leona stares at Beetlejuice with as much concentrated hatred as he can muster, which is apparently a lot.]

You've got three seconds to get your hand off me.

[bugbeverage]

[ The ghoul smiles up at him, utterly unflappable. ]

Listen, there's a party at The Devil's Nest tonight and everyone's invited--especially you, newbie.

[effortaverse]

[did he just—]

Hey.

Are you even listening to me?!

[bugbeverage]

It starts around six and goes until everyone is unconscious!

[ Finally, one finger at a time, he releases the other man's tail. However, he was far from done spreading propaganda. Leona would feel something poking the top of his head. If he were to look up, he would find a second Beetlejuice hanging from the branch above him by his knees. He's shoving a scrap of paper with direction scibbled on it toward him. ]

First drink is always free! And hey, you're pretty, I'm sure you could score a a few more after that!

[effortaverse]

[Leona looks up, slow, disbelieving. But just as his ears and nose suggest, Beetlejuice is above him.

God. Fucking Fae. This guy is just like Lilia.]

Alright, old man, I'm ready to press skip on your whole little advertisement here.

[He leaps down from his own branch, really not wanting to deal with Beej, and starts to walk away.]

Let it go now and I won't tear your head off for this one.