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heckinmods ([personal profile] heckinmods) wrote in [community profile] heckinooc2024-03-17 09:47 am

TDM 001!!

[ SEE GAME NAVIGATION TO READ UP ON HECK GAME BEFORE PLAYING IF YOU SO DESIRE ]

A) MAY I OFFER U PIE IN THIS TRYING TIME(GARDEN LEVEL)
[OOPS YOU DIED. WELCOME TO THE GARDEN OF GOOD AND EVIL. If you're new here, have a sheep cherub or imp slap a "HI MY NAME IS--" sticker on you, and frantically explain "DON'T WORRY, WE'RE WORKING ON IT, WE'LL HAVE YOU OUT HERE....AT...SOME POINT..." Wack. Also, you may noticed that your body may or may not have changed. What's up with that??? Who cares, at least you have as spiffy new cell phone! You're also told you're free to take the elevators up to Heaven or down to Hell. Good luck!

In the mean time--join the garden party that's going on! Or at least, it seems like a party?? Except all they are serving is pie. Apple pie. Blueberry pie. The classics. For you more Carnivorous types, there's stuff like mince pie, and...the name is smudged, but maybe don't eat that one unless you're a cannibal.

But along with a variety of normal pies, if you accidentally eat a weird pie, your character might experience the following:
Vinegar Pie - It's tasty but suddenly you're compelled to blurt out an Insult or ruthlessly tease the next person you see.
"Sweet" Potato - If you're a normally grumpy or aggro character, this pie will suddenly make you want to be more affectionate! This can be anything from wanting to hold hands or saying genuine nice things.
Humble Pie - Suddenly you feel complimenting or praising others and might downplay your own achievements, or insult yourself.

You can probably shake off the effects, but hey. Free pie!! ]



B) LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE (HELL LEVEL)
[TIME TO EXPLORE. Today in the Hell Level, the Hotel (Ho-hell? Helll-tel? Okay just Hotel) it's time for spring cleaning! Wait, didn't they just have that? An Imp says yes, but this is a different type of cleaning. Time to TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!!!

Which is to say, out of no where you might receive a PUNCH in the face by a local, or an imp! If the latter it's like being bapped by a sick little lamb. Still, even if a local punches you, you suddenly heal immediately? That's right, TODAY ONLY, this is a 'get into a scrap injury free' spring holiday, and you can rough house as much as you want with each other today in the Hotel, and NO DAMAGE will remain! Ever wanted to get cut in half and suddenly stitch back together? WELL TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY.

If you're not into PG rated guro however, why don't you try exploring:
-The clubs! The nightlife in hell is FANTASTIC and genuinely fun!
-Games! Along with casinos galore, there are also normal arcades! Any game you can imagine, it exists.
-Or explore parts of Hell's Hotel that don't involve getting into a dogpile! ]



C) MARCH COMES IN LIKE....(HEAVEN LEVEL)
[TODAY IN HEAVEN THOUGH, there are advertisements for the ZOO!! A zoo in heaven?? Fuck yea!! But when you get there you see nothing but...........lions. And lambs. Just, everywhere. They aren't fighting though, but being super cute and soft and have tiny wings. You can pet them and pick them up--well the lambs at least. The lion might crush you. But you're dead anyway so give it a shot champ!!

Local angels explain that every 'spring' the zoo does this, and it's a sign of good fortune! You might wonder why you need good fortune in Heaven, but fuck it, when it Rome!! If you stick around long enough the zoo will change back to 'normal' and you can find other animals to gawk at.

If zoos aren't your thing though, check out heaven's:
-BEACH!! How is there an ocean and sandy white beach in the sky! Who cares, it's heaven! Beach episode time!
-Coffee shops! There are no coffee shops in hell! LIVE YOUR COFFEE AU DREAMS.
-Or just explore the Heavenly hotel in general!]


D) WILDCARD
[DO WHATEVER ELSE or send text messages on your phone!! ]


OOC NOTES:
-This TDM is open to all! For now, you do NOT need to join the comm to play in it!
-Post questions for the mods here
-Remember, playing in the TDM does NOT guarantee your entry or app being accepted into the game proper later down the line!
-Apps open next Sunday! Be sure to read the rules linked there and check the current taken list!
-For current players: TDMs count as game canon AND threads may be used for AC if you wish!
grumpface: (Annoyed)

[personal profile] grumpface 2024-03-21 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Hell doesn't exactly let you choose what form you get when you die. Which is where I'm supposed to be. Speakin' of, have you looked in a mirror lately?

[Husk isn't really phased aside from slight irritation.]

So I'm guessin' your attitude's just another way to say no to a good drink.
princess_of_hell: (When your luck is batting 'zero'.)

[personal profile] princess_of_hell 2024-03-21 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, no! No, no thank you. I prefer talking things out. Using my words!

Are you using some power, or... no, I mean, of course you are. That goes without saying. --But you know, there are lots of positive ways to have fun!
grumpface: (Drinking)

[personal profile] grumpface 2024-03-21 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
Please no more songs. Not 'till next week, at least.

Water's not gonna make me get redeemed.

[Husk chugs some more of that booze.]

Remember what I said when we first met? Yeah... that also applied to even before I died and went to hell.
kuchisake_shojo: (pic#16881216)

[personal profile] kuchisake_shojo 2024-03-21 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
Lemme talk to the nice lady.

[ Her Voice might be wavering in Hell, frustratingly, but Imps are too weak-willed to do much about it anyways... not that they're happy when they realize. ]

I was just trying to fit in, you know. When in Rome, and all that?
grumpface: (Grumpy)

[personal profile] grumpface 2024-03-21 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Husk groans.]

I get it, I get it... ♠♥♥♦in' thought I only had to deal with innuendos from the porn star...

[Husk isn't saying to elaborate on how the two first met, but he also isn't saying NOT to.]
princess_of_hell: (Musn't sit around and mope.)

[personal profile] princess_of_hell 2024-03-21 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
[He is definitely not getting any sort of Deal about when and where she can sing.]

Um... something something... cheap booze?
princess_of_hell: (And hope...)

[personal profile] princess_of_hell 2024-03-21 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
...When in Hell, do as the Hellions do?
kuchisake_shojo: (pic#17008413)

[personal profile] kuchisake_shojo 2024-03-21 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
Exactly! Maybe I'll rebel once it stops being exciting, though.

[ Which could be very soon, or very distant. ]
princess_of_hell: (Mister you can be a hero.)

[personal profile] princess_of_hell 2024-03-21 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Well, you could do that, or you could... not?

Here, let's do something else that's more fun! I'm thinking of a number between one and a thousand...
kuchisake_shojo: (pic#17001916)

[personal profile] kuchisake_shojo 2024-03-21 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
...really.

[ Runa sighs. Shrugs. ]

I dunno, eight-hundred?
grumpface: (Sad)

[personal profile] grumpface 2024-03-21 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
[We'll see about that.]

No... not that. I had lost the ability to love years ago.

[Walking further and further away from the rowdy crowd...]

My life's nothin' but drinkin' and gamblin' now. Lots of other people have the capability to be repaired, but... just not me. It's best I don't disappoint you. Focus on Angel and Sir Pentious.
helluvamess: (04)

[personal profile] helluvamess 2024-03-21 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Ok there's a lot of fancy fucking words and shit in there (honestly, if it weren't a terrible idea he'd expect Alastor and Stolas would like talking to each other for all the fancy words they used), but he thinks he gets it...]

You wanna pay me to write songs for people?
princess_of_hell: (When the odds are saying)

[personal profile] princess_of_hell 2024-03-21 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
No-no! Not eight hundred! Lower!
kuchisake_shojo: (pic#17001910)

[personal profile] kuchisake_shojo 2024-03-21 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ She sighs, and rubs the back of her head. ]

...three-hundred?
princess_of_hell: icons are from cloudofthought and rosebursts (Default)

[personal profile] princess_of_hell 2024-03-21 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
High-ER!
kuchisake_shojo: (Default)

[personal profile] kuchisake_shojo 2024-03-21 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
...five...hundred.

[ ...the Imp is just kind of bored now. ]
princess_of_hell: (All you really need is heart!)

[personal profile] princess_of_hell 2024-03-21 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Higher again!
helluvamess: (05)

[personal profile] helluvamess 2024-03-21 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
Fuck if I know! Like some fucking hipster fall bullshit I guess.

[And he doesn't fucking care any more either, because reminding Fizz of Heaven? Clearly the wrong choice and he immediately mentally curses himself for it. Of course he hates it, he's up there with all the stupid bullshit and the only reason Blitzø himself even goes up the elevator is because that's apparently the only place to get coffee in this shitshow of an afterlife and fuck knows he wasn't signing up to be caffeine-free.]

Then don't fucking go there. Stay in my room. It's big enough, then you don't have to worry about dealing with their bullshit up there.

[His grins sharply and opens his jacked just enough for Fizz to see the handle on his gun.] And I'll fucking ventilate anyone who gives you shit for being down here.
noctuagoetia: (My my)

gdi, Husk. Being charming without even trying

[personal profile] noctuagoetia 2024-03-21 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Once his hands were free, Stolas reached down to untie his ankles before looking up at the offered paw.]

My, what a gentleman. [He hoots softly to himself as he accepted the helping hand. Standing back up to his full height, the owl dusted himself off.] Why yes, I am Prince Stolas, but just Stolas is fine. Pride is more of Lucifer's domain, however I do have my reasons to visit there time to time.

[There was a pause as he gave the angelic cat a once over.]

Whom might you be? You don't look like a normal resident of Hell.
kuchisake_shojo: (pic#17001916)

[personal profile] kuchisake_shojo 2024-03-21 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
Six-hundred-fifty.

[ Help. ...she should just walk away. That'd work. Maybe. ]
princess_of_hell: (Mister you can be a hero.)

[personal profile] princess_of_hell 2024-03-21 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Oooooooh!! You're almost there! Just a little higher!
noctuagoetia: (Erm well)

[personal profile] noctuagoetia 2024-03-21 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Complications?

[The goetia repeats himself. Well wasn't that an over simplification of things? What kind of complications were they? If it was paperwork, then perhaps he could look them over and be able to sort things out. He needs to talk to whoever was in charge to narrow down the cause.]

Well that's rather vague. Have you known of anyone who has managed to return home?
kuchisake_shojo: (Default)

[personal profile] kuchisake_shojo 2024-03-21 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
Alright. Let's... fence it in with seven-hundred?
grumpface: (Default)

It's what he does

[personal profile] grumpface 2024-03-21 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Speaking of Lucifer...]

Husk. I'm a sinner, or should be one. Usually the bartender for the Hazbin Hotel.

[Yeah, he works with Charlie on a day to day basis.]
twominutes: (063)

[personal profile] twominutes 2024-03-21 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Hipster fall bull████...

[ okay, probably the one that smells like Spices, then.

and sure, blitzø might be kicking himself for the reminder about heaven, but that better be quickly remedied because at the offer (the promise), fizz goes right back to a wide grin, tail flicking out behind him and everything. ]


Yeah? You're gonna take care of me, Blitzø?

[ and sure, his tone is teasing, but it's clear he's genuinely moved: he's the one that tucks in against blitzø's neck this time, voice just a quiet rasp. ]

I'm lucky you're here. You know that, right? Don't say anything stupid in response, just accept it. Got that?