TDM 001!!

[heckinmods]

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A) MAY I OFFER U PIE IN THIS TRYING TIME(GARDEN LEVEL)
[OOPS YOU DIED. WELCOME TO THE GARDEN OF GOOD AND EVIL. If you're new here, have a sheep cherub or imp slap a "HI MY NAME IS--" sticker on you, and frantically explain "DON'T WORRY, WE'RE WORKING ON IT, WE'LL HAVE YOU OUT HERE....AT...SOME POINT..." Wack. Also, you may noticed that your body may or may not have changed. What's up with that??? Who cares, at least you have as spiffy new cell phone! You're also told you're free to take the elevators up to Heaven or down to Hell. Good luck!

In the mean time--join the garden party that's going on! Or at least, it seems like a party?? Except all they are serving is pie. Apple pie. Blueberry pie. The classics. For you more Carnivorous types, there's stuff like mince pie, and...the name is smudged, but maybe don't eat that one unless you're a cannibal.

But along with a variety of normal pies, if you accidentally eat a weird pie, your character might experience the following:
Vinegar Pie - It's tasty but suddenly you're compelled to blurt out an Insult or ruthlessly tease the next person you see.
"Sweet" Potato - If you're a normally grumpy or aggro character, this pie will suddenly make you want to be more affectionate! This can be anything from wanting to hold hands or saying genuine nice things.
Humble Pie - Suddenly you feel complimenting or praising others and might downplay your own achievements, or insult yourself.

You can probably shake off the effects, but hey. Free pie!! ]


B) LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE (HELL LEVEL)
[TIME TO EXPLORE. Today in the Hell Level, the Hotel (Ho-hell? Helll-tel? Okay just Hotel) it's time for spring cleaning! Wait, didn't they just have that? An Imp says yes, but this is a different type of cleaning. Time to TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!!!

Which is to say, out of no where you might receive a PUNCH in the face by a local, or an imp! If the latter it's like being bapped by a sick little lamb. Still, even if a local punches you, you suddenly heal immediately? That's right, TODAY ONLY, this is a 'get into a scrap injury free' spring holiday, and you can rough house as much as you want with each other today in the Hotel, and NO DAMAGE will remain! Ever wanted to get cut in half and suddenly stitch back together? WELL TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY.

If you're not into PG rated guro however, why don't you try exploring:
-The clubs! The nightlife in hell is FANTASTIC and genuinely fun!
-Games! Along with casinos galore, there are also normal arcades! Any game you can imagine, it exists.
-Or explore parts of Hell's Hotel that don't involve getting into a dogpile! ]


C) MARCH COMES IN LIKE....(HEAVEN LEVEL)
[TODAY IN HEAVEN THOUGH, there are advertisements for the ZOO!! A zoo in heaven?? Fuck yea!! But when you get there you see nothing but...........lions. And lambs. Just, everywhere. They aren't fighting though, but being super cute and soft and have tiny wings. You can pet them and pick them up--well the lambs at least. The lion might crush you. But you're dead anyway so give it a shot champ!!

Local angels explain that every 'spring' the zoo does this, and it's a sign of good fortune! You might wonder why you need good fortune in Heaven, but fuck it, when it Rome!! If you stick around long enough the zoo will change back to 'normal' and you can find other animals to gawk at.

If zoos aren't your thing though, check out heaven's:
-BEACH!! How is there an ocean and sandy white beach in the sky! Who cares, it's heaven! Beach episode time!
-Coffee shops! There are no coffee shops in hell! LIVE YOUR COFFEE AU DREAMS.
-Or just explore the Heavenly hotel in general!]

D) WILDCARD
[DO WHATEVER ELSE or send text messages on your phone!! ]


OOC NOTES:
-This TDM is open to all! For now, you do NOT need to join the comm to play in it!
-Post questions for the mods here
-Remember, playing in the TDM does NOT guarantee your entry or app being accepted into the game proper later down the line!
-Apps open next Sunday! Be sure to read the rules linked there and check the current taken list!
-For current players: TDMs count as game canon AND threads may be used for AC if you wish!

Comments

[kuchisake_shojo]

But I'm having a lot of fun - ah, that punch is going to miss too.

[ It's just an imp anyways. Anyone strong could probably turn Runa into paste, not that that has any real repercussions right now.

And the punch misses. The imp looks like it missed on purpose, then goes back to being frustrated about it. ]

Are you sure you don't just want a swing? I can make sure it lands.

[princess_of_hell]

Oh, no! No, no thank you. I prefer talking things out. Using my words!

Are you using some power, or... no, I mean, of course you are. That goes without saying. --But you know, there are lots of positive ways to have fun!

[kuchisake_shojo]

Lemme talk to the nice lady.

[ Her Voice might be wavering in Hell, frustratingly, but Imps are too weak-willed to do much about it anyways... not that they're happy when they realize. ]

I was just trying to fit in, you know. When in Rome, and all that?

[princess_of_hell]

...When in Hell, do as the Hellions do?

[kuchisake_shojo]

Exactly! Maybe I'll rebel once it stops being exciting, though.

[ Which could be very soon, or very distant. ]

[princess_of_hell]

Well, you could do that, or you could... not?

Here, let's do something else that's more fun! I'm thinking of a number between one and a thousand...

[kuchisake_shojo]

...really.

[ Runa sighs. Shrugs. ]

I dunno, eight-hundred?

[princess_of_hell]

No-no! Not eight hundred! Lower!

[kuchisake_shojo]

[ She sighs, and rubs the back of her head. ]

...three-hundred?

[princess_of_hell]

High-ER!

[kuchisake_shojo]

...five...hundred.

[ ...the Imp is just kind of bored now. ]

[princess_of_hell]

Higher again!

[kuchisake_shojo]

Six-hundred-fifty.

[ Help. ...she should just walk away. That'd work. Maybe. ]

[princess_of_hell]

Oooooooh!! You're almost there! Just a little higher!

[kuchisake_shojo]

Alright. Let's... fence it in with seven-hundred?

[princess_of_hell]

LOW-er. You're so close, you could taste it!

[kuchisake_shojo]

[ Runa sticks her tongue out. It's long! ]

...six-seventy-five.

[princess_of_hell]

Um... lower!

[kuchisake_shojo]

Six-sixty.

[princess_of_hell]

Close enough! Congrats! You got it!

[kuchisake_shojo]

...if it was six six six the whole time I'm fighting you next.

[ Suddenly she's smiling again! Really, very, totally sweetly. ]

[princess_of_hell]

It was six hundred sixty six! [claps] It makes so much sense! [claps] It wasn't random! [claps] It was just a game! [claps] You had fun!

[kuchisake_shojo]

[ Runa takes a very deep, slow breath. ]

If I knew how to throw a punch you'd be so punched right now.

[princess_of_hell]

...Thank you for playing with me?

[kuchisake_shojo]

Uuuugh, yeah, it... certainly passed time faster than staring at a wall.

...I'm Runa.