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heckinmods ([personal profile] heckinmods) wrote in [community profile] heckinooc2024-03-17 09:47 am

TDM 001!!

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A) MAY I OFFER U PIE IN THIS TRYING TIME(GARDEN LEVEL)
[OOPS YOU DIED. WELCOME TO THE GARDEN OF GOOD AND EVIL. If you're new here, have a sheep cherub or imp slap a "HI MY NAME IS--" sticker on you, and frantically explain "DON'T WORRY, WE'RE WORKING ON IT, WE'LL HAVE YOU OUT HERE....AT...SOME POINT..." Wack. Also, you may noticed that your body may or may not have changed. What's up with that??? Who cares, at least you have as spiffy new cell phone! You're also told you're free to take the elevators up to Heaven or down to Hell. Good luck!

In the mean time--join the garden party that's going on! Or at least, it seems like a party?? Except all they are serving is pie. Apple pie. Blueberry pie. The classics. For you more Carnivorous types, there's stuff like mince pie, and...the name is smudged, but maybe don't eat that one unless you're a cannibal.

But along with a variety of normal pies, if you accidentally eat a weird pie, your character might experience the following:
Vinegar Pie - It's tasty but suddenly you're compelled to blurt out an Insult or ruthlessly tease the next person you see.
"Sweet" Potato - If you're a normally grumpy or aggro character, this pie will suddenly make you want to be more affectionate! This can be anything from wanting to hold hands or saying genuine nice things.
Humble Pie - Suddenly you feel complimenting or praising others and might downplay your own achievements, or insult yourself.

You can probably shake off the effects, but hey. Free pie!! ]



B) LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE (HELL LEVEL)
[TIME TO EXPLORE. Today in the Hell Level, the Hotel (Ho-hell? Helll-tel? Okay just Hotel) it's time for spring cleaning! Wait, didn't they just have that? An Imp says yes, but this is a different type of cleaning. Time to TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!!!

Which is to say, out of no where you might receive a PUNCH in the face by a local, or an imp! If the latter it's like being bapped by a sick little lamb. Still, even if a local punches you, you suddenly heal immediately? That's right, TODAY ONLY, this is a 'get into a scrap injury free' spring holiday, and you can rough house as much as you want with each other today in the Hotel, and NO DAMAGE will remain! Ever wanted to get cut in half and suddenly stitch back together? WELL TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY.

If you're not into PG rated guro however, why don't you try exploring:
-The clubs! The nightlife in hell is FANTASTIC and genuinely fun!
-Games! Along with casinos galore, there are also normal arcades! Any game you can imagine, it exists.
-Or explore parts of Hell's Hotel that don't involve getting into a dogpile! ]



C) MARCH COMES IN LIKE....(HEAVEN LEVEL)
[TODAY IN HEAVEN THOUGH, there are advertisements for the ZOO!! A zoo in heaven?? Fuck yea!! But when you get there you see nothing but...........lions. And lambs. Just, everywhere. They aren't fighting though, but being super cute and soft and have tiny wings. You can pet them and pick them up--well the lambs at least. The lion might crush you. But you're dead anyway so give it a shot champ!!

Local angels explain that every 'spring' the zoo does this, and it's a sign of good fortune! You might wonder why you need good fortune in Heaven, but fuck it, when it Rome!! If you stick around long enough the zoo will change back to 'normal' and you can find other animals to gawk at.

If zoos aren't your thing though, check out heaven's:
-BEACH!! How is there an ocean and sandy white beach in the sky! Who cares, it's heaven! Beach episode time!
-Coffee shops! There are no coffee shops in hell! LIVE YOUR COFFEE AU DREAMS.
-Or just explore the Heavenly hotel in general!]


D) WILDCARD
[DO WHATEVER ELSE or send text messages on your phone!! ]


OOC NOTES:
-This TDM is open to all! For now, you do NOT need to join the comm to play in it!
-Post questions for the mods here
-Remember, playing in the TDM does NOT guarantee your entry or app being accepted into the game proper later down the line!
-Apps open next Sunday! Be sure to read the rules linked there and check the current taken list!
-For current players: TDMs count as game canon AND threads may be used for AC if you wish!
immaimmaimmabee: (pic#17138283)

[personal profile] immaimmaimmabee 2024-05-04 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
oh daaaamn they got you too duckman??

yeeeesh guess they're lookin for a full set of sins

and here i thought maybe heaven finally decided to get off their asses but thats not even OURS either???

fuck i wish i wasnt sober
princess_of_hell: (And there I stood)

[personal profile] princess_of_hell 2024-05-04 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
Dad, you have all the time in the world.

[She softly lets go.]

Just... remember, Dad. I'm not a child. I'm an adult, who grew up in Hell, okay? You can't keep me from running into traffic, if I want to.

[She winks.]
immaimmaimmabee: (pic#17138292)

fashionaly late reply

[personal profile] immaimmaimmabee 2024-05-04 09:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Of course it's Sinsmas, here's your favorite booze manufacturer, in her delicious, cotton candy flesh. But what does she know about being good? Yeah, she's one of the more personable sins (Mammon) but hey, she's a boss ass bitch too.]

Yeah. [She's sad for a half-second, but Bee bounces back quick. Sitting up with drink in hand, she eyes up the succubus.] Here, drink it up. I've always got more.

[She slides her colorful concoction over across the bar. It tastes... just as it looks. An explosion of delicious flavor, with just a hint of Beelzejuice.]

Just a little somethin' from your queen of gluttony.
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[personal profile] immaimmaimmabee 2024-05-04 09:20 am (UTC)(link)
Sinners. Now isn't that interestin'. [She's really paling around outside of her domain now. Neat.] Wished for the longest time I could've invited more of your lot down to the gluttony ring. I hear Pride is as stuffy as ever.

[She muses gently, one pair of arms coaxing a straw into existence for one of those mystical drinks. She raises it to her lips for a contemplative sip.]

Aww, and I bugged Mammon for show tickets for nothing.
immaimmaimmabee: (pic#17138287)

[personal profile] immaimmaimmabee 2024-05-04 09:23 am (UTC)(link)
You fucking bet I do, cupcake. Nothing like a little more than you can handle to bring the Queen of Gluttony back for more!

[Woo! She takes a dollop of whipped cream with her finger and tastes it.]

Oh, sorry. Beelzebub, the sin? Ultra-rocking queen of honey? I don't get to meet a lot of sinners up close like this.
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[personal profile] immaimmaimmabee 2024-05-04 09:25 am (UTC)(link)
L O L

nothins killed me yet
definitely not a party hangover

wait you can get into heaven
no joke??
i always figured that was like
super not allowed
grumpface: (Judgemental)

[personal profile] grumpface 2024-05-04 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[Husk will shrug.]

As much as I'd like to go to the different rings... I've kinda gotten used to pride. And I got some good drinkin' buddies, too.

Hrmm. Funnily enough, there's a Greed here that ain't Mammon. Maybe you can bug him for tickets. I think he owns a bar.
behemoth_betrayed: (Human Form: Neutral)

[personal profile] behemoth_betrayed 2024-05-04 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[Everyone's gotta have a Hyperfixate, man. As long as it makes the brain chemicals do the Happy thing, it's a worthwhile cause and effect. At least rubber ducks are easy enough to make yourself?

Yeah Abby's keeping all six arms folded now-- slack, not quite flaunting, like it didn't bother him too much to have a limb so casually hijacked. Okay, actually-- the bottom pair unfold and prop a pair of hands on his hips. He's not quite annoyed. Mildly ticked might be more accurate. It doesn't show on his expression, though. ]


Maybe. There are worse endeavors one could take with Mind Control Magic, obviously. Maybe I shouldn't be giving our Hypothetical Jailers ideas...

[ ... Yeah he's going to take a small break from the food. He needs a healthy, cautious, five minute interval to make sure he knows where all of his arms are. Letting them phase in and out seems... a bit risky, if they are individually possessed to wander. Will he caution anyone else though? Nah. Maybe it wasn't even the food? Maybe it was but it's a Behemoth-specific thing?

Watching others nibble is a good way to more workable answers, though. ]


Do you think your Big Guy put you here, on purpose? Or do you know anyone else who could have? I know you said you believe the 'Clerical Error' thing... just seems too convenient to me
cockadoodledome: (nyeh heh heh)

[personal profile] cockadoodledome 2024-05-04 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
theres no way a party could take you out
thats like me going down in a one night stand

no joke girl
it sucks though
far as i've heard

so its not like we're missing out on nothing
addickted: ([:)] later sluts)

[personal profile] addickted 2024-05-05 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
yeah? you ain't into the whole
total pride ring domination goals thing?


[Part of Angel had figured Asmodeus and Val were veeeery different, considering how nice Fizz was -- plus it took a special sort of demon to say "I love him" in the middle of a heavily televised performance. But it's nice to have confirmation.]

yeah they freak me out
their creepy fuckin
sideways pupils?
no thanks

awww aincha sweet
nah but the elevator ride was boring af
i've been workin at this guy's bar
good gig
fizz mighta mentioned him -- greed? not the christmas tree lookin ass one tho
darkweb: (follow a shadow person)

[personal profile] darkweb 2024-05-05 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Is—Is seducing people actually literally part of the job description??

[He's come this far avoiding the topic, but he can't anymore! It sounds increasingly literal!]
twominutes: (007)

absolutely disgusting behavior

[personal profile] twominutes 2024-05-05 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
I know, Ozzie. You always take good care of me.

[ they'll figure things out. it'll be fine. as long as they have each other, right?

sexy mad libs MUCH more important. ]


You're right. It's definitely a matter of getting ████ and ████ ████ ███████. Then it's all ██████ ███ ███████ ██████ from there.

[ oh look, it's the elevator! he jams his thumb into the button. ]

I'm treating this as a vacation, by the way. So anything goes, right?

[ with a sly grin. oz will know what he means. ]
cockadoodledome: (he's cute when he's floofy)

[personal profile] cockadoodledome 2024-05-05 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Being approachable isn't... always a requisite for being a Sin. Look at that Christmas tree looking asshole. He's the biggest jerk there is. Or one of them. But Heaven...]

[Heaven's on a whole other level of jackass, as far as Oz is concerned.]


That's always the way. You take one little tiny step out of line and then... boot. You get kicked out and hit every bump on the way down. Just the worst. Not to mention the color scheme. It's all gold and white, no sense of flash!

[It hurts your eyes after a while, quite frankly.]

[Then he sighs, a little smoky heart fluttering out when he does. The faces on each side of his head abruptly get heart eyes.]


I love him. [Damn it feels good to say that out loud.] And for years now... he's such a talented, creative, hilarious little froggie~
cockadoodledome: (get a load of this guy lol)

[personal profile] cockadoodledome 2024-05-05 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
... Honey.

I'm The Sin of Lust.

[There's a definite wink when he says that, too.]

Of course it is.
cockadoodledome: (is that a banana in your pocket)

[personal profile] cockadoodledome 2024-05-05 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
why would i ???
i already got a whole ring of my own
and im already damn proud of it

yeah they suck
a lot
they dont like it if you step outta line either

ohhhh yeah he did
the better greed
heard he's easier on the eyes too 👅 💦
darkweb: (forget everything and ask)

[personal profile] darkweb 2024-05-05 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[WHAT DO YOU MEAN OF COURSE IT IS???]

Theyyyyy don't really have that kind of job where I'm from, so—forgive my ignorance! I'm sure you're very successful at it!!
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[personal profile] applesolutely 2024-05-05 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh-ho-ho-no, I have to be in peak form for when everything pans out. Can't have some ambassador coming down and not be at my best! Tick-tock, Charlie, they have to know what they're missing.

[ well, that's a much more well-adjusted take than his freaking out about heaven earlier, so, well, it's a start.

then: ]


... I know, Charlie. I do. I'm not going to be able to turn the worry off, but I can at least do my best to let you spread your own wings.

[ he grins at the wink, and it looks genuine. ]

Let's blow this joint.
applesolutely: (027)

[personal profile] applesolutely 2024-05-06 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ the double-take stings, but it's not oz's fault. it's lucifer's own insecurities seeping in with the constant reminder of what once was. if he doesn't see himself he can forget, at least for a moment, but the reactions of people he knows more than make up that slack.

he does snort at the commentary though, shaking the hand that doesn't engulf his quite as much as it normally would. ]


Probably? Thanks a lot. [ but he does seem to have cheered up a little about it in the moment at least. ] I'm pretty sure I can change my clothes. It's the eyes and wings and halo. I could find contacts maybe, tuck the halo away somewhere it won't get in the way...

[ what a ridiculous plan. a beat passes and he squints. ]

What kind of makeup would even help this disaster?
deerlisteners: (I don't belong)

[personal profile] deerlisteners 2024-05-06 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
Ha! You don't have to tell me, I've been here several weeks now. No... months, actually. [he puts his hand to his head] Time flies when you're surrounded by fools.

[Cherubs? Ugh. Well, that explains the little blue one. But what of the demonic one? A fallen cherub? Was such a thing even possible?] They're about as vapid as a piece of cardboard. [and have about that much nutritional value]

No offense, partial or otherwise, taken. Hell for babies... that sounds about right. I would hope that those from our Hell would take the opportunity to try something different, but that is expecting quite a lot from them.
deerlisteners: (bobby's got a gun)

[personal profile] deerlisteners 2024-05-06 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
You're right. More like family.

[If she wants to keep believing that... He'll be happy to oblige. Alastor rolls his eyes at her bad sense of direction, but with a good-natured smile. He snaps his fingers and one of his tiny impish shadow friends arises from Charlie's shadow]

My little friend will show you out and accompany you wherever you need to go.

[the imp bounces up and down and then reaches up to hold her hand]
deerlisteners: (and money always talks)

[personal profile] deerlisteners 2024-05-06 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
I believe the generator is the heaviest item, weighing in at about 1200 pounds! Ah, that would make it... [quick mental math... accompanied by a sound effect like an a vintage sci-fi computer, followed by a "DING!"] About 540 kilograms, if I did my math right. Can you handle that, Miss Uraraka?
deerlisteners: (but then a bit more nothing exists)

[personal profile] deerlisteners 2024-05-06 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Either works for me. [honestly, he never bothered to give his station in Hell a name, and the one he worked for in New Orleans had one before he got there! He lets himself be looked over, preening a bit and straightening his bowtie]

Hart? ... Oh! Another term for a stag! That IS quite clever. I'm not sure I wish to be "radiolytic"... I'm creating radio, not breaking it down... But aha! The wordplay with "Hart"... very nice indeed.
deerlisteners: (that would be just fine)

[personal profile] deerlisteners 2024-05-06 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Alastor waits patiently, expression completely nonjudgemental as he takes a seat in the guest chair. He steeples his fingers and watches them curiously, taking in their movements and choices carefully. It's probably more than a little unsettling to be watched so closely, but he tries to keep his expression kind to make up for it.

He listens to their mixing carefully, tapping his foot to the beat and humming a bit. When they turn it down, he stands up and gives a standing ovation, accompanied by a studio clapping sound effect
] Bravo, bravo! What a performance! And with music you just found, no less. Incredible, my dear, truly.
dj_dedf1sh: (“I beg you")

[personal profile] dj_dedf1sh 2024-05-06 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Acht's performed for crowds before... But that's a faded, distant memory muddled with self doubt and bad decisions... Their time as a totally sanitized octoling didn't help matters. It's a miracle they kept their musical talents the whole time, but now that they managed to regain their memory and consciousness the doubts began to creep back in...

Until the person they were trying to impress gives them a crowd's worth of applause. ]


Really...? [ Was this guy buttering them up...? Nah, they need to just accept the praise. It's for a temp job, after all. ] Thanks. Glad you like it.

[ A faint smile spreads across their lips. ]
Edited (GRAMMAR ERRORS OUT THE WAZOO! ) 2024-05-06 23:25 (UTC)
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[personal profile] princess_of_hell 2024-05-07 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
You know, I can think of exactly what we can do to take your mind off things! I've been scouting around, and I've found several locations I think I can use for a site for my new hotel!

[She'll smile too as they walk away from Eden. Symbolism?]

The first one is an abandoned concrete shell. It's empty, but there's indoor lighting: a few metal drums full of burning rubber that look like they've been there for... a while! It's lacking any other furnishings, and there's no plumbing, but it's a great location and sure to be defensible! You know, just in case. I just know we can fix the rest.