[ The ka-thunk and ker-slosh does get his attention. He was thinking hard about that pie but he twists his head one hundred and eighty degrees to look at her. He hardly has time to process what he's seeing before she pounces. ]
EEEYYYAAAAAAGHHH!
[ BJ's body spins around to match the direction his head is facing and he throws up his arms to defend himself but it is just too fucking late. He falls backwards into the table splattering delicious pie everywhere. ]
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EEEYYYAAAAAAGHHH!
[ BJ's body spins around to match the direction his head is facing and he throws up his arms to defend himself but it is just too fucking late. He falls backwards into the table splattering delicious pie everywhere. ]