[Paracelsus's arm flops uselessly beside him as he groans, not about to fight it any further. That's...fine, he didn't want the help he asked for anyway!! He's not sure why he expected any of this would be easy in the first place, and he supposes that also includes getting someone to lend a hand.]
In what way was any of that supposed to be dancing...?
[Actually, no, he doesn't actually want to know. In fact, now that he's rolled enough to get onto his back, Paracelsus can just sit himself up and go from there. Honestly, what was he expecting from, um, random spider demons?
...Who tower over him even as he continues to get up.]
Oh wow, you are way taller than what I was expecting.
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In what way was any of that supposed to be dancing...?
[Actually, no, he doesn't actually want to know. In fact, now that he's rolled enough to get onto his back, Paracelsus can just sit himself up and go from there. Honestly, what was he expecting from, um, random spider demons?
...Who tower over him even as he continues to get up.]
Oh wow, you are way taller than what I was expecting.
[Surely he didn't get shorter????]