[If it's a joke, it's a shit one. "You died" - haha, good one. This is not his beautiful penthouse, this is not his adorable phone. And he really, really does not appreciate a sticker on his suit. Ugh, that ruins the lines. Trying to pick it off is useless, and he may... very well have growled at the weird-looking imp (??) that slapped it on him. Just a little. Nothing even caught fire. It's fine.]
[Okay the tablecloth is a little singed. It's fine!!]
[He moves his tea cup onto the singe mark, crosses his legs, and sits, like this is some boring meeting he's attending, instead of a "clerical error". Because it's ridiculous! He can't die. That's not how this shit works!]
C'mon now. I don't got all day...
🐂 HELL BRAWL [Stepping out of an elevator and getting a vase chucked in his general direction is... new. His head jerks to one side, out of reflex, and the vase passes relatively harmlessly through the flames surrounding his head. It comes out a bit more. Blackened. Than it was originally, but hey. Not his fault.]
[He'd had to shrink himself down quite a bit to fit in the elevator, but now, surrounded by the fighting clusters, the Sin just kind of stretches. Every step he's a little taller, passing over the people. Residents.]
[... Please avoid those stellar boots of his, he's making for whatever passes for a front desk, and not much in the mood to look out below.]
🐏text; un: 🍆ozzie🍆 alright this was cute but im done anybody got the exit??? or wanna tell me why my portals broken ??? gettin real annoyed here!! 👿👿👿👿
((ooc: I am still kind of practicing with this guy so my apologies for slowness!!))
Asmodeous | Helluva Boss | Hell probs lmao
[The @$%# is this.]
[If it's a joke, it's a shit one. "You died" - haha, good one. This is not his beautiful penthouse, this is not his adorable phone. And he really, really does not appreciate a sticker on his suit. Ugh, that ruins the lines. Trying to pick it off is useless, and he may... very well have growled at the weird-looking imp (??) that slapped it on him. Just a little. Nothing even caught fire. It's fine.]
[Okay the tablecloth is a little singed. It's fine!!]
[He moves his tea cup onto the singe mark, crosses his legs, and sits, like this is some boring meeting he's attending, instead of a "clerical error". Because it's ridiculous! He can't die. That's not how this shit works!]
C'mon now. I don't got all day...
🐂 HELL BRAWL
[Stepping out of an elevator and getting a vase chucked in his general direction is... new. His head jerks to one side, out of reflex, and the vase passes relatively harmlessly through the flames surrounding his head. It comes out a bit more. Blackened. Than it was originally, but hey. Not his fault.]
[He'd had to shrink himself down quite a bit to fit in the elevator, but now, surrounded by the fighting clusters, the Sin just kind of stretches. Every step he's a little taller, passing over the people. Residents.]
[... Please avoid those stellar boots of his, he's making for whatever passes for a front desk, and not much in the mood to look out below.]
🐏text; un: 🍆ozzie🍆
alright this was cute but im done
anybody got the exit??? or wanna tell me why my portals broken
???
gettin real annoyed here!! 👿👿👿👿
((ooc: I am still kind of practicing with this guy so my apologies for slowness!!))