It's just weird, Alastor! This whole place is weird!
The sheep? No, no. Those are what all cherubs are like, unfortunately. Cherubim... Yeagh. So saccharine and not very smart. So no, that level of intelligence and ineptitude is on par with back home.
[ stupid little sheep. but he does fall back into step, considering. ]
Nothing worse than manslaughter... This is Hell for babies. Hah! I can see how that's going to become an issue ve-he-hery quickly if they keep bringing people from the real Hell in. Especially if it's not even humans eating other humans that upset them, but demons eating other demons! That's just a thing. It's a gross thing, partial offense intended, but it's still a thing that's way less extreme than what I was assuming they were clutching their idiot pearls about.
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The sheep? No, no. Those are what all cherubs are like, unfortunately. Cherubim... Yeagh. So saccharine and not very smart. So no, that level of intelligence and ineptitude is on par with back home.
[ stupid little sheep. but he does fall back into step, considering. ]
Nothing worse than manslaughter... This is Hell for babies. Hah! I can see how that's going to become an issue ve-he-hery quickly if they keep bringing people from the real Hell in. Especially if it's not even humans eating other humans that upset them, but demons eating other demons! That's just a thing. It's a gross thing, partial offense intended, but it's still a thing that's way less extreme than what I was assuming they were clutching their idiot pearls about.