[ who goes there! once she swats the rest of the cologne away from her face, Noi scans the horizon around her for the source before finally looking down.
the tiny voice is coming out of a very tiny person—that she nearly steps on when she tries to walk away. she flails her arms to steady herself and manages to pause with her foot hovering directly over Ruby’s head.
surely an apology is in order, considering she nearly squished her like a bug. instead, she lowers her leg, squints again, and promptly points at her. ]
It’s a midget! Ehhh, I guess they would have midgets up here too..
[ how does one talk to a midget without being condescending? like she knows! she crouches down to be closer to eye level and pokes her shoulder. a real midget! ]
My mask? Ah, sorry, sorry! One sec— [ she unzips the mask to reveal a sheepish grin, twirling it around on her finger once she removes it. ] Hey, did that help or do I still smell like crap? It’s absolutely not my fault! It was that shitty water in hell.
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[ who goes there! once she swats the rest of the cologne away from her face, Noi scans the horizon around her for the source before finally looking down.
the tiny voice is coming out of a very tiny person—that she nearly steps on when she tries to walk away. she flails her arms to steady herself and manages to pause with her foot hovering directly over Ruby’s head.
surely an apology is in order, considering she nearly squished her like a bug. instead, she lowers her leg, squints again, and promptly points at her. ]
It’s a midget! Ehhh, I guess they would have midgets up here too..
[ how does one talk to a midget without being condescending? like she knows! she crouches down to be closer to eye level and pokes her shoulder. a real midget! ]
My mask? Ah, sorry, sorry! One sec— [ she unzips the mask to reveal a sheepish grin, twirling it around on her finger once she removes it. ] Hey, did that help or do I still smell like crap? It’s absolutely not my fault! It was that shitty water in hell.