At the suggestion of a people coat, Paracelsus squints at first, like he just heard the stupidest thing in his entire afterlife. He opens his mouth to comment as such, then stops.
Then realizes something horrible.]
I...I can neither confirm or deny that...actually...
[Oh dear lord, knowing Kam, it could be a people coat. Paracelsus can't tell if that's worse or better than the mouse thing. What a terribly powerful creature, may she never use her powers against him.
To make matters worse, there's now a leg being put on display. That in itself isn't the worst, but it's covered in blood. Dammit, normally he'd be fine, but his stint with Greed refreshed just how good that shit tastes. He needs to stop thinking about it, he HAS to stop thinking about it. Besides, it's probably weird to think about licking the blood off someone's leg in general, people frown upon that! He's being WEIRD-]
Ah- What? B-Baskets? [He's trying SO HARD to get back into the conversation.] I mean, you can always just get a card? I think they make those... It's Hell, after all.
[Ah yes, the "Sorry I killed you" card by Hellmark.]
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At the suggestion of a people coat, Paracelsus squints at first, like he just heard the stupidest thing in his entire afterlife. He opens his mouth to comment as such, then stops.
Then realizes something horrible.]
I...I can neither confirm or deny that...actually...
[Oh dear lord, knowing Kam, it could be a people coat. Paracelsus can't tell if that's worse or better than the mouse thing. What a terribly powerful creature, may she never use her powers against him.
To make matters worse, there's now a leg being put on display. That in itself isn't the worst, but it's covered in blood. Dammit, normally he'd be fine, but his stint with Greed refreshed just how good that shit tastes. He needs to stop thinking about it, he HAS to stop thinking about it. Besides, it's probably weird to think about licking the blood off someone's leg in general, people frown upon that! He's being WEIRD-]
Ah- What? B-Baskets? [He's trying SO HARD to get back into the conversation.] I mean, you can always just get a card? I think they make those... It's Hell, after all.
[Ah yes, the "Sorry I killed you" card by Hellmark.]