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TDM 002 / MERMAY EVENT
A: Garden Level - CLEAN UP CREW
[WHUH OH YOU'VE DIED AND ENDED UP IN THE GARDEN OF GOOD AND EVIL. A usually beautiful sight--this time it seems the water from heaven is spilling over! Watch your step or you might get a stream of ocean water cascading atop your head like a prop bucket.
The imps and cherubs are hard at work with a water pump tho!! They've got this, really. "Don't mind us, we're just--doing paperwork! Yep!! THAT'S ALL IT IS."
Reassuring. More alarming, you may have noticed that you've changed. Depending on your alignment, you may have more heavenly or hellish traits.............or just for May, you may have AQUATIC traits. That's not worrying!!
Well as some oldbies get teleported to the garden as well, maybe you can ask them some questions!!]
B: HECK-LING TIMES
[Now if you take the elevator down to Hell's Hotel, it's water free! However you may be IMMEDIATELY assaulted by some imps who try to jab you with a shiv. Standard hell greeting!! Maybe someone intervenes or maybe you can like, just punch them. The sheep imps ain't shit. The rest of the hotel is surprisingly nice though, and if you have a room assignment there, you'll find it honestly pretty accommodating.
BUT OUTSIDE? Oh buddy is it still flooded!! Some imps are working hard to pump the water out, but it has the added effect of creating whirlpools. Get sucked into one and not only will you be tossed and turned like laundry, but there's a chance a MEMORY will be tossed right out of you! This could be anything from forgetting your name, your bestie's face, where you live, whatever! Don't worry, the effect will wear off in a few hours, or until someone finds the memory and gives it back to you (in the form of floating seashells that will float near the whirlpools!)]
C: HEAVENLY SING-A-LONGS
[Take the elevator up, and you step in the luxurious Heavenly Hotel! And you may be IMMEDIATELY assaulted by sheep cherubs spritzing you with perfumes or colognes or dolling up your hair. They're here to serve!! Once you get rid of those pests though, feel free to explore the ludicrously divine amenities of the hotel.
OUTSIDE isn't nearly as flooded as Hell, though the local ocean has still expanded greatly, but instead there's a different problem...........there are crabs. And seagulls. And fish?? Singing. They're singing SO much.
You may find a chorus of sea critters at any point in Heaven abruptly bursting into a kiss-the-girl style musical, accidentally revealing a crush you might have, or a silly secret. Better hope passing angels and other residents aren't listening too hard! Of course you can just punt the annoying creatures away. Or eat them. That's an option too, sure. ]
OOC NOTES:
-All effects are optional and last as long as it's fun for you to play with them!
-TDM characters can have mermaid forms or not, up to you!
-This TDM is open to all! For now, you do NOT need to join the comm to play in it!
-Post questions for the mods here
-Remember, playing in the TDM does NOT guarantee your entry or app being accepted into the game proper later down the line!
-Apps open in June! Be sure to read the rules linked there and check the current taken list!
-For current players: TDMs count as game canon AND threads may be used for AC if you wish!
-Remember regardless of your alignment, you are free to travel to whatever level you wish!
that’s all that matters bb
[ aw shit, she is turning as if meaning to walk back to Kamora when she stumbles upon hearing the words people who annoy her—she doesn’t want to piss off such a cool character on day one.
but she also really wants her digits. what a pain in the ass, she’ll behave for now. ]
Hey, now..
[ she leans over to get unnervingly close to him, looking right at Kam as she whispers near his ear. ]
That’s a people coat, isn’t it? Made out of one of the people who pissed her off? I don’t wanna get made into a coat, so put in a good word for me, hm?
[ and to cement the deal, she pats a hand against his shoulder and laughs. unfortunately for him, she puts most of her strength behind it so here’s to hoping those feet are planted. ]
Ah, shit, that reminds me..
[ she draws his attention to her pant leg by propping her foot up on a barstool and pointing at. the material is torn and the dark blue color has been stained red due to a couple of stab wounds. ]
Do the little guys always stab people? Pretty sure I killed one of ‘em but the others are gonna have headaches! I didn’t mean to kill the one guy though, it was a reflex.. maybe they have gift baskets here? Or I could write a note?
How do you say sorry I killed ya?
no subject
At the suggestion of a people coat, Paracelsus squints at first, like he just heard the stupidest thing in his entire afterlife. He opens his mouth to comment as such, then stops.
Then realizes something horrible.]
I...I can neither confirm or deny that...actually...
[Oh dear lord, knowing Kam, it could be a people coat. Paracelsus can't tell if that's worse or better than the mouse thing. What a terribly powerful creature, may she never use her powers against him.
To make matters worse, there's now a leg being put on display. That in itself isn't the worst, but it's covered in blood. Dammit, normally he'd be fine, but his stint with Greed refreshed just how good that shit tastes. He needs to stop thinking about it, he HAS to stop thinking about it. Besides, it's probably weird to think about licking the blood off someone's leg in general, people frown upon that! He's being WEIRD-]
Ah- What? B-Baskets? [He's trying SO HARD to get back into the conversation.] I mean, you can always just get a card? I think they make those... It's Hell, after all.
[Ah yes, the "Sorry I killed you" card by Hellmark.]
cw: dead bodies, her canon is gross
[ it is absolutely one of the dumbest thing she’s said—but just one of them. there is plenty of off the wall shit where that came from. ]
You good man? You’re lookin’ at my leg like it’s a rack of ribs! Fuck, I’m hungry..
[ even though she is oblivious to his discomfort, she still lowers the leg and spares him from having to see it further. her magic is starting to kick into the final stages of healing, there won’t even be scars on the leg by the time this conversation is over. ]
Does sorry I killed your friend work? I mean, I guess it’s Hell, so maybe it’ll be okay. He kinda stabbed me first, so it was self-defense. Ah, but what if he had kids? Shit.