[OOF! There is no fucking way he's going to win this arm wrestle. But good thing he can use her strength and size to his advantage in the arena -- assuming again, they let him fight a woman. It works to his villainous reputation anyway, right? Nobunaga is definitely going to give it his all, but he's only human! Though the desire to start weight lifting almost instantly to try to get stronger has never been as severe. After he sparred with the Greek Gods, he wanted to improve his speed, and experimented the last year with wearing less armor as often as he could to try to see if it would help with the speed. Now? He's thinking the exact opposite! More weight, more strength training, enough to make Tayrey's training look like for children.]
[Of course it also means he REALLY wants Noi in his army!]
Exactly. [A grunt, because she's not even trying hard! T_T]
[Well, it isn't like he would expect to win an arm wrestle with his oni friends either. After his arm gets smacked flattened--!]
Yes, Yato is my wielder. [Since he already told Greed this. The only one in Hell he told, actually! Though obviously Klaus was with him when it happened and they'd had a bit of a blow out about it oops.] He's the only god I respect! He does cleaning too! [Literal like bathroom cleaning, but yes, also cleaning the streets of demons or hungry spirits. But genuinely Nobunaga respects him for doing the bathroom cleaning, because other gods don't, and Nobunaga's moral compass is a bit very insane.] If he was here, I'd introduce you, definitely, but I usually run way ahead of him when I can to get things established my way so he doesn't work as hard.
So is Shin your size or just eats a lot? Yato is way smaller than me, but it's a whole math thing. He can divide by 0, even that's supposed to be impossible.
[Nods.] Totally scared. It's probably fine. I haven't encountered any of the old laws in Hell that used to piss me off all the time, so this might be the same.
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[Of course it also means he REALLY wants Noi in his army!]
Exactly. [A grunt, because she's not even trying hard! T_T]
[Well, it isn't like he would expect to win an arm wrestle with his oni friends either. After his arm gets smacked flattened--!]
Yes, Yato is my wielder. [Since he already told Greed this. The only one in Hell he told, actually! Though obviously Klaus was with him when it happened and they'd had a bit of a blow out about it oops.] He's the only god I respect! He does cleaning too! [Literal like bathroom cleaning, but yes, also cleaning the streets of demons or hungry spirits. But genuinely Nobunaga respects him for doing the bathroom cleaning, because other gods don't, and Nobunaga's moral compass is
a bitvery insane.] If he was here, I'd introduce you, definitely, but I usually run way ahead of him when I can to get things established my way so he doesn't work as hard.So is Shin your size or just eats a lot? Yato is way smaller than me, but it's a whole math thing. He can divide by 0, even that's supposed to be impossible.
[Nods.] Totally scared. It's probably fine. I haven't encountered any of the old laws in Hell that used to piss me off all the time, so this might be the same.