TDM 002 / MERMAY EVENT

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A: Garden Level - CLEAN UP CREW
[WHUH OH YOU'VE DIED AND ENDED UP IN THE GARDEN OF GOOD AND EVIL. A usually beautiful sight--this time it seems the water from heaven is spilling over! Watch your step or you might get a stream of ocean water cascading atop your head like a prop bucket.

The imps and cherubs are hard at work with a water pump tho!! They've got this, really. "Don't mind us, we're just--doing paperwork! Yep!! THAT'S ALL IT IS."

Reassuring. More alarming, you may have noticed that you've changed. Depending on your alignment, you may have more heavenly or hellish traits.............or just for May, you may have AQUATIC traits. That's not worrying!!

Well as some oldbies get teleported to the garden as well, maybe you can ask them some questions!!]


B: HECK-LING TIMES
[Now if you take the elevator down to Hell's Hotel, it's water free! However you may be IMMEDIATELY assaulted by some imps who try to jab you with a shiv. Standard hell greeting!! Maybe someone intervenes or maybe you can like, just punch them. The sheep imps ain't shit. The rest of the hotel is surprisingly nice though, and if you have a room assignment there, you'll find it honestly pretty accommodating.

BUT OUTSIDE? Oh buddy is it still flooded!! Some imps are working hard to pump the water out, but it has the added effect of creating whirlpools. Get sucked into one and not only will you be tossed and turned like laundry, but there's a chance a MEMORY will be tossed right out of you! This could be anything from forgetting your name, your bestie's face, where you live, whatever! Don't worry, the effect will wear off in a few hours, or until someone finds the memory and gives it back to you (in the form of floating seashells that will float near the whirlpools!)]


C: HEAVENLY SING-A-LONGS
[Take the elevator up, and you step in the luxurious Heavenly Hotel! And you may be IMMEDIATELY assaulted by sheep cherubs spritzing you with perfumes or colognes or dolling up your hair. They're here to serve!! Once you get rid of those pests though, feel free to explore the ludicrously divine amenities of the hotel.

OUTSIDE isn't nearly as flooded as Hell, though the local ocean has still expanded greatly, but instead there's a different problem...........there are crabs. And seagulls. And fish?? Singing. They're singing SO much.

You may find a chorus of sea critters at any point in Heaven abruptly bursting into a kiss-the-girl style musical, accidentally revealing a crush you might have, or a silly secret. Better hope passing angels and other residents aren't listening too hard! Of course you can just punt the annoying creatures away. Or eat them. That's an option too, sure. ]



OOC NOTES:
-All effects are optional and last as long as it's fun for you to play with them!
-TDM characters can have mermaid forms or not, up to you!
-This TDM is open to all! For now, you do NOT need to join the comm to play in it!
-Post questions for the mods here
-Remember, playing in the TDM does NOT guarantee your entry or app being accepted into the game proper later down the line!
-Apps open in June! Be sure to read the rules linked there and check the current taken list!
-For current players: TDMs count as game canon AND threads may be used for AC if you wish!
-Remember regardless of your alignment, you are free to travel to whatever level you wish!

Comments

[sado]

You’d be the first person who fought against gods that I’d fought against. Shit, that pumps me up! Fair fight, winner buys dinner—that’s the life, Nobunaga!

[ really, she couldn’t possibly look any more excited than she does right now, she is practically vibrating in place. the chance to fight someone who is strong as fuck is an absolute rush, Shin would be crapping his pants right now.

with too much enthusiasm, she claps their hands together and grins down at him. for a regular person the pressure of her grip would already be too much and she isn’t even putting any of her strength behind it yet. ]

Same! At least the imps wanna fight, I’d feel kinda bad punchin’ one of them up there. Unless they started shit, then I’d hafta finish it! Start shit, get hit, right?

This Yato guy can eat a lot? Still, I don’t think anyone could beat Shin! He eats too damn fast, sometimes I wonder if he’s stuffin’ it under the table just so I’ll pay.. [ still, that draws a fond smile out of her. whoever he is, he obviously means a lot to her—and he isn’t here. ]

Eh? Why wouldn’t they let us fight? I could probably kick their asses, I bet that’s why. They’re scared! [ not wrong! but the bit about joining his army as her looking surprised. ] You’ve got a whole army here? Damn, that’s cool! I mean, if there’s fightin’ and I’m not workin’ right now, I guess it’d be okay. Deal!

[konpeito_aji]

[OOF! There is no fucking way he's going to win this arm wrestle. But good thing he can use her strength and size to his advantage in the arena -- assuming again, they let him fight a woman. It works to his villainous reputation anyway, right? Nobunaga is definitely going to give it his all, but he's only human! Though the desire to start weight lifting almost instantly to try to get stronger has never been as severe. After he sparred with the Greek Gods, he wanted to improve his speed, and experimented the last year with wearing less armor as often as he could to try to see if it would help with the speed. Now? He's thinking the exact opposite! More weight, more strength training, enough to make Tayrey's training look like for children.]

[Of course it also means he REALLY wants Noi in his army!]

Exactly. [A grunt, because she's not even trying hard! T_T]

[Well, it isn't like he would expect to win an arm wrestle with his oni friends either. After his arm gets smacked flattened--!]

Yes, Yato is my wielder. [Since he already told Greed this. The only one in Hell he told, actually! Though obviously Klaus was with him when it happened and they'd had a bit of a blow out about it oops.] He's the only god I respect! He does cleaning too! [Literal like bathroom cleaning, but yes, also cleaning the streets of demons or hungry spirits. But genuinely Nobunaga respects him for doing the bathroom cleaning, because other gods don't, and Nobunaga's moral compass is a bit very insane.] If he was here, I'd introduce you, definitely, but I usually run way ahead of him when I can to get things established my way so he doesn't work as hard.

So is Shin your size or just eats a lot? Yato is way smaller than me, but it's a whole math thing. He can divide by 0, even that's supposed to be impossible.

[Nods.] Totally scared. It's probably fine. I haven't encountered any of the old laws in Hell that used to piss me off all the time, so this might be the same.