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TDM 002 / MERMAY EVENT
A: Garden Level - CLEAN UP CREW
[WHUH OH YOU'VE DIED AND ENDED UP IN THE GARDEN OF GOOD AND EVIL. A usually beautiful sight--this time it seems the water from heaven is spilling over! Watch your step or you might get a stream of ocean water cascading atop your head like a prop bucket.
The imps and cherubs are hard at work with a water pump tho!! They've got this, really. "Don't mind us, we're just--doing paperwork! Yep!! THAT'S ALL IT IS."
Reassuring. More alarming, you may have noticed that you've changed. Depending on your alignment, you may have more heavenly or hellish traits.............or just for May, you may have AQUATIC traits. That's not worrying!!
Well as some oldbies get teleported to the garden as well, maybe you can ask them some questions!!]
B: HECK-LING TIMES
[Now if you take the elevator down to Hell's Hotel, it's water free! However you may be IMMEDIATELY assaulted by some imps who try to jab you with a shiv. Standard hell greeting!! Maybe someone intervenes or maybe you can like, just punch them. The sheep imps ain't shit. The rest of the hotel is surprisingly nice though, and if you have a room assignment there, you'll find it honestly pretty accommodating.
BUT OUTSIDE? Oh buddy is it still flooded!! Some imps are working hard to pump the water out, but it has the added effect of creating whirlpools. Get sucked into one and not only will you be tossed and turned like laundry, but there's a chance a MEMORY will be tossed right out of you! This could be anything from forgetting your name, your bestie's face, where you live, whatever! Don't worry, the effect will wear off in a few hours, or until someone finds the memory and gives it back to you (in the form of floating seashells that will float near the whirlpools!)]
C: HEAVENLY SING-A-LONGS
[Take the elevator up, and you step in the luxurious Heavenly Hotel! And you may be IMMEDIATELY assaulted by sheep cherubs spritzing you with perfumes or colognes or dolling up your hair. They're here to serve!! Once you get rid of those pests though, feel free to explore the ludicrously divine amenities of the hotel.
OUTSIDE isn't nearly as flooded as Hell, though the local ocean has still expanded greatly, but instead there's a different problem...........there are crabs. And seagulls. And fish?? Singing. They're singing SO much.
You may find a chorus of sea critters at any point in Heaven abruptly bursting into a kiss-the-girl style musical, accidentally revealing a crush you might have, or a silly secret. Better hope passing angels and other residents aren't listening too hard! Of course you can just punt the annoying creatures away. Or eat them. That's an option too, sure. ]
OOC NOTES:
-All effects are optional and last as long as it's fun for you to play with them!
-TDM characters can have mermaid forms or not, up to you!
-This TDM is open to all! For now, you do NOT need to join the comm to play in it!
-Post questions for the mods here
-Remember, playing in the TDM does NOT guarantee your entry or app being accepted into the game proper later down the line!
-Apps open in June! Be sure to read the rules linked there and check the current taken list!
-For current players: TDMs count as game canon AND threads may be used for AC if you wish!
-Remember regardless of your alignment, you are free to travel to whatever level you wish!
Heaven!!
Dee places her hands on her hips, side-glances at the girl, then stares at the sea critters singing about... Huh. Okay. She's... heard worse.]
'Til you strangle 'em.
[Dee says dryly, raising both eyebrows.]
You wanna do it, or shall I?
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[She's just kind of exhausted by the whole thing. She doesn't even seem particularly bothered that much by the cousin reveal stuff.]
I wasn't really sure what I was expecting out of Heaven, but I'm not sure if it's... this?
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[She answers, sounding pretty tired as well. For a second, she glances over Lucy's shoulder, seems to glower at something (or something), and then rolls her eyes and diverts her attention back to Lucy. It's nothing important. Just a serenading octopus that Dee plans on slapping right in his weird, slimy face as soon as she gets a moment.]
Yeah, that was not what I was expecting, either. I was expecting wine fountains, endless spa days, hot angel dudes, and complimentary Thin Mints. Not... this.
[She points to a passing lobster who looks offended, but scurries off without a word.]
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That would be nice... I'm uh, a little surprised I'm here at all. I guess it probably gets much worse down there.
[She points to well, Hell.]
cw: casual mention of immolation
[She scrunches her nose up and nods quickly in agreement.]
Those guys probably say hello by setting each other on fire. I hear you can go down there to visit if you really want to, but I don't know why anyone would.
[There's a hint of smug superiority in her voice. She's... pretty pleased that she's been given a room in Heaven, rather than Hell.]
cw: dismemberment mention
Not relieved that she's like. Dead. But...]
Iiii... don't think I wanna visit. The Wasteland was enough for me. I don't need anymore of the whole "people treating it each horribly" thing.
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[Dee raises an eyebrow, cocks her head to one side. Then she snorts like she's thought of something hilarious, and says:]
Where're you from? Philly?
[Dee thinks she's making a joke. Unfortunately for her, she will probably just cause some confusion. Oops?]
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Oh no, I believe my Vault's closer to Los Angeles? Philly would be a heck of a long walk from where I am.
cw: kidnapping
...Your Vault? Shit, are you one of those kidnapping victims who gets locked away for twenty years?
cw: kidnapping mention as well!
[And that well, turned out horribly, but...]
cw: kidnapping/stockholm syndrome mention
[This is... so strange to her. Is this a weird Stockholm Syndrome thing? Dee has no idea.]
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And he did. I went out into the Wasteland to rescue him.
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