TDM 002 / MERMAY EVENT

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A: Garden Level - CLEAN UP CREW
[WHUH OH YOU'VE DIED AND ENDED UP IN THE GARDEN OF GOOD AND EVIL. A usually beautiful sight--this time it seems the water from heaven is spilling over! Watch your step or you might get a stream of ocean water cascading atop your head like a prop bucket.

The imps and cherubs are hard at work with a water pump tho!! They've got this, really. "Don't mind us, we're just--doing paperwork! Yep!! THAT'S ALL IT IS."

Reassuring. More alarming, you may have noticed that you've changed. Depending on your alignment, you may have more heavenly or hellish traits.............or just for May, you may have AQUATIC traits. That's not worrying!!

Well as some oldbies get teleported to the garden as well, maybe you can ask them some questions!!]


B: HECK-LING TIMES
[Now if you take the elevator down to Hell's Hotel, it's water free! However you may be IMMEDIATELY assaulted by some imps who try to jab you with a shiv. Standard hell greeting!! Maybe someone intervenes or maybe you can like, just punch them. The sheep imps ain't shit. The rest of the hotel is surprisingly nice though, and if you have a room assignment there, you'll find it honestly pretty accommodating.

BUT OUTSIDE? Oh buddy is it still flooded!! Some imps are working hard to pump the water out, but it has the added effect of creating whirlpools. Get sucked into one and not only will you be tossed and turned like laundry, but there's a chance a MEMORY will be tossed right out of you! This could be anything from forgetting your name, your bestie's face, where you live, whatever! Don't worry, the effect will wear off in a few hours, or until someone finds the memory and gives it back to you (in the form of floating seashells that will float near the whirlpools!)]


C: HEAVENLY SING-A-LONGS
[Take the elevator up, and you step in the luxurious Heavenly Hotel! And you may be IMMEDIATELY assaulted by sheep cherubs spritzing you with perfumes or colognes or dolling up your hair. They're here to serve!! Once you get rid of those pests though, feel free to explore the ludicrously divine amenities of the hotel.

OUTSIDE isn't nearly as flooded as Hell, though the local ocean has still expanded greatly, but instead there's a different problem...........there are crabs. And seagulls. And fish?? Singing. They're singing SO much.

You may find a chorus of sea critters at any point in Heaven abruptly bursting into a kiss-the-girl style musical, accidentally revealing a crush you might have, or a silly secret. Better hope passing angels and other residents aren't listening too hard! Of course you can just punt the annoying creatures away. Or eat them. That's an option too, sure. ]



OOC NOTES:
-All effects are optional and last as long as it's fun for you to play with them!
-TDM characters can have mermaid forms or not, up to you!
-This TDM is open to all! For now, you do NOT need to join the comm to play in it!
-Post questions for the mods here
-Remember, playing in the TDM does NOT guarantee your entry or app being accepted into the game proper later down the line!
-Apps open in June! Be sure to read the rules linked there and check the current taken list!
-For current players: TDMs count as game canon AND threads may be used for AC if you wish!
-Remember regardless of your alignment, you are free to travel to whatever level you wish!

Comments

[agiantbird]

Oh my God.

[Her words come out breathy and exasperated, and she looks at the ground, squeezing her eyes shut for a moment before returning her attention to Angel. Why is this all so stressful?

She sets her hands on her hips, her mouth forming a thin, agitated line.]

Fine. [She snaps, gruff and grumpy.] What do you want? Coffee? Perfume? Angel feathers? I mean, I can hold 'em down while you pluck them.

[addickted]

[Angel beams, swiveling his (long, weird, creepy) spider body back upright and crossing one booted leg over the other.] Knew you'd come around, toots~

Get me some'a the good Heaven leave-in conditioner, two dozen lipsticks, then a half-pound'a coffee for every six-pack I getcha. Capiche?

[agiantbird]

[She narrows her eyes and tilts her head slightly, thinking about it. Thiiiinking about iiiiit... Then she throws her hands in the air.]

Okay. Fine. Deal. [She thrusts her index finger at him, accusingly.]

But. Don't. Screw me. Okay?!

[addickted]

[Another of those toothy grins, as Angel moves her hand aside with one of his own.] I'm fuckin' offended at the very thought. I would never~

Angel Dust. Pleased to be doin' business with ya, Feathers.

[agiantbird]

Your name is Angel Du...

[Sounding exhausted, she cuts herself off, huffs and then rolls her eyes.]

My God. Of course it is.

[Then she's back to standing with her hands on her hips, all four of her wings relaxing a little.]

I'm Dee.

[addickted]

Just Angel's good, toots. [He plops back onto the lounge chair, snapping his fingers insistently until one of the weird little cherub guys flies over.]

Your folks only give ya a letter? Cheap bastards. [The cherub produces another fruity, flourescent pink drink, which Angel takes a long, luxurious sip of.] Pleased to be doin' business with ya, Dee.

[agiantbird]

[Yet another cherub floats by, carrying cute, pastel purple cups of fruit punch on a glittering golden tray. Dee snatches one up, earning herself an unimpressed look from the tiny angel, but Dee either doesn't notice, or doesn't care.

It's likely the latter.

She holds the cup up like she's giving a toast, brightening a little.]

Likewise, Angel! I think we might make a great team! [Then she tilts her head back and downs the entire cup in one hit. The punch is so sweet that she immediately regrets doing this, and shakes her head violently once she's swallowed it.]