heckinooc | TDM 002 / MERMAY EVENT

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A: Garden Level - CLEAN UP CREW
[WHUH OH YOU'VE DIED AND ENDED UP IN THE GARDEN OF GOOD AND EVIL. A usually beautiful sight--this time it seems the water from heaven is spilling over! Watch your step or you might get a stream of ocean water cascading atop your head like a prop bucket.

The imps and cherubs are hard at work with a water pump tho!! They've got this, really. "Don't mind us, we're just--doing paperwork! Yep!! THAT'S ALL IT IS."

Reassuring. More alarming, you may have noticed that you've changed. Depending on your alignment, you may have more heavenly or hellish traits.............or just for May, you may have AQUATIC traits. That's not worrying!!

Well as some oldbies get teleported to the garden as well, maybe you can ask them some questions!!]

B: HECK-LING TIMES
[Now if you take the elevator down to Hell's Hotel, it's water free! However you may be IMMEDIATELY assaulted by some imps who try to jab you with a shiv. Standard hell greeting!! Maybe someone intervenes or maybe you can like, just punch them. The sheep imps ain't shit. The rest of the hotel is surprisingly nice though, and if you have a room assignment there, you'll find it honestly pretty accommodating.

BUT OUTSIDE? Oh buddy is it still flooded!! Some imps are working hard to pump the water out, but it has the added effect of creating whirlpools. Get sucked into one and not only will you be tossed and turned like laundry, but there's a chance a MEMORY will be tossed right out of you! This could be anything from forgetting your name, your bestie's face, where you live, whatever! Don't worry, the effect will wear off in a few hours, or until someone finds the memory and gives it back to you (in the form of floating seashells that will float near the whirlpools!)]

C: HEAVENLY SING-A-LONGS
[Take the elevator up, and you step in the luxurious Heavenly Hotel! And you may be IMMEDIATELY assaulted by sheep cherubs spritzing you with perfumes or colognes or dolling up your hair. They're here to serve!! Once you get rid of those pests though, feel free to explore the ludicrously divine amenities of the hotel.

OUTSIDE isn't nearly as flooded as Hell, though the local ocean has still expanded greatly, but instead there's a different problem...........there are crabs. And seagulls. And fish?? Singing. They're singing SO much.

You may find a chorus of sea critters at any point in Heaven abruptly bursting into a kiss-the-girl style musical, accidentally revealing a crush you might have, or a silly secret. Better hope passing angels and other residents aren't listening too hard! Of course you can just punt the annoying creatures away. Or eat them. That's an option too, sure. ]

OOC NOTES:
-All effects are optional and last as long as it's fun for you to play with them!
-TDM characters can have mermaid forms or not, up to you!
-This TDM is open to all! For now, you do NOT need to join the comm to play in it!
-Post questions for the mods here
-Remember, playing in the TDM does NOT guarantee your entry or app being accepted into the game proper later down the line!
-Apps open in June! Be sure to read the rules linked there and check the current taken list!
-For current players: TDMs count as game canon AND threads may be used for AC if you wish!
-Remember regardless of your alignment, you are free to travel to whatever level you wish!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[ lucifer is still an angel. of course he is. he's also kind of just vibing around hell and he mostly gets left alone now because he's big scary. not big AND scary, but the scariness is big. he WILL backhand a sheep imp (and specifically a sheep imp) out of his way for trying to do a stupid prank to him. fuck around and find out.

which is hilarious because he's such a nice guy usually!!! definitely!!!

he won't recognize verosika by sight, sure, but he does recognize her voice and, surprised to hear her back, he walks out to see her surrounded by sheep imps with shivs.

he sighs. loudly. but he is deeply fucking amused to see her as an angel. ]

Well! Look at that, it's Verosika Mayday in the flesh, looking downright divine!

[ get it. do you get it. it can be used for flirting or making fun of her angel status, and he's doing the latter. but in a really charming tone of voice!

anyway he steps between her and the sheep, shooing them away by knocking them out of the way with his boot. ]

Scram, boss man coming through, treat guests with some respect! Gosh, you all really do suck!

[ comically, the sheep imps and her are both wearing the same what the fuck expression when he makes himself know but, unlike them, hers is gone by the time he steps between her and them. how downright chivalrous of the devil from the bible to come to her aid.. when she didn’t need it at all.

peering around him with an eyebrow raised as the imps scatter, she sighs and folds her arms. perturbed doesn’t even big to sum up the look on her face. ]

I don’t look divine, I look like I just got thrown out of a twelve year old’s Disney-themed birthday party.

[ she groans when, while patting at her dress for pockets, she finds she is missing her flask. what a bummer, at least taking a drink out of it would make this situation marginally tolerable. this is the part where she should thank him, right? must have slipped her mind because she does not. ]

Boss man? Did they kick you out upstairs or are you just getting even? I wouldn’t blame you, I chewed them out up there. Stupid clerical bullshit.

I had it handled, by the way. You think I haven’t dealt with grabby hands before? Anyway, if you’re looking to get repaid, it’s gonna have to wait until I get out of this stupid dress.

Unless you want to help me with that. [ she could be joking, but she wouldn’t be a succubus if she didn’t direct a coy look at him. ]

TDM 002 / MERMAY EVENT

heck-ling times.

she would rather get shanked lol