TDM 001!!

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A) MAY I OFFER U PIE IN THIS TRYING TIME(GARDEN LEVEL)
[OOPS YOU DIED. WELCOME TO THE GARDEN OF GOOD AND EVIL. If you're new here, have a sheep cherub or imp slap a "HI MY NAME IS--" sticker on you, and frantically explain "DON'T WORRY, WE'RE WORKING ON IT, WE'LL HAVE YOU OUT HERE....AT...SOME POINT..." Wack. Also, you may noticed that your body may or may not have changed. What's up with that??? Who cares, at least you have as spiffy new cell phone! You're also told you're free to take the elevators up to Heaven or down to Hell. Good luck!

In the mean time--join the garden party that's going on! Or at least, it seems like a party?? Except all they are serving is pie. Apple pie. Blueberry pie. The classics. For you more Carnivorous types, there's stuff like mince pie, and...the name is smudged, but maybe don't eat that one unless you're a cannibal.

But along with a variety of normal pies, if you accidentally eat a weird pie, your character might experience the following:
Vinegar Pie - It's tasty but suddenly you're compelled to blurt out an Insult or ruthlessly tease the next person you see.
"Sweet" Potato - If you're a normally grumpy or aggro character, this pie will suddenly make you want to be more affectionate! This can be anything from wanting to hold hands or saying genuine nice things.
Humble Pie - Suddenly you feel complimenting or praising others and might downplay your own achievements, or insult yourself.

You can probably shake off the effects, but hey. Free pie!! ]


B) LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE (HELL LEVEL)
[TIME TO EXPLORE. Today in the Hell Level, the Hotel (Ho-hell? Helll-tel? Okay just Hotel) it's time for spring cleaning! Wait, didn't they just have that? An Imp says yes, but this is a different type of cleaning. Time to TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!!!

Which is to say, out of no where you might receive a PUNCH in the face by a local, or an imp! If the latter it's like being bapped by a sick little lamb. Still, even if a local punches you, you suddenly heal immediately? That's right, TODAY ONLY, this is a 'get into a scrap injury free' spring holiday, and you can rough house as much as you want with each other today in the Hotel, and NO DAMAGE will remain! Ever wanted to get cut in half and suddenly stitch back together? WELL TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY.

If you're not into PG rated guro however, why don't you try exploring:
-The clubs! The nightlife in hell is FANTASTIC and genuinely fun!
-Games! Along with casinos galore, there are also normal arcades! Any game you can imagine, it exists.
-Or explore parts of Hell's Hotel that don't involve getting into a dogpile! ]


C) MARCH COMES IN LIKE....(HEAVEN LEVEL)
[TODAY IN HEAVEN THOUGH, there are advertisements for the ZOO!! A zoo in heaven?? Fuck yea!! But when you get there you see nothing but...........lions. And lambs. Just, everywhere. They aren't fighting though, but being super cute and soft and have tiny wings. You can pet them and pick them up--well the lambs at least. The lion might crush you. But you're dead anyway so give it a shot champ!!

Local angels explain that every 'spring' the zoo does this, and it's a sign of good fortune! You might wonder why you need good fortune in Heaven, but fuck it, when it Rome!! If you stick around long enough the zoo will change back to 'normal' and you can find other animals to gawk at.

If zoos aren't your thing though, check out heaven's:
-BEACH!! How is there an ocean and sandy white beach in the sky! Who cares, it's heaven! Beach episode time!
-Coffee shops! There are no coffee shops in hell! LIVE YOUR COFFEE AU DREAMS.
-Or just explore the Heavenly hotel in general!]

D) WILDCARD
[DO WHATEVER ELSE or send text messages on your phone!! ]


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Comments

Re: Text; FashionableVee

[technicaldifficulties]

It was an accident.
Do you honestly think I would spark you?
Come on, Velvette...

[ even if it was accidental he can't lie about how amused he is that he shocked her. ]

[helluvamess]

Who knows how these lists work. You could be top based on some fucked up decision tree or something.

[He does take in some of Fizz's appearance, reaching up to flick the halo.]

Gross. And I guess it depends on what you mean by know? I've seen a lot of fucking sinners and overlords mostly.

[bugbeverage]

[ For a moment Beetlejuice looks surprised before quickly adjusting his expression to a rueful little smile. ]

I don't believe that.

[twominutes]

[ oh, yeah, fizz has no reaction to that whatsoever other than raising an eyebrow. ]

Yeah, no, that's kid stuff for a lot of people, at least in this ring. Personally not my thing so I don't bother, [ also he's an imp with no powers, but let's not talk about that. ]

You got anything else, though?

If the zoo bans him it's for that smell

[succinainteasy]

[ And wouldn't you know it, the door to the strip club opens right before he gets there, though the woman standing in the doorway doesn't make an attempt to move out of the way. Instead, expectantly, both eyebrows pop over the top of her sunglasses before she takes a large swig out of the flask she has in tow. The little bit of liquid that threatens to drip from the corner of her mouth is quickly swept up with her tongue.

Is that offensive smell him? Christ, she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. Where the hell was Tex?

Rather than explode on him, she lifts her sunglasses and aims to root him to the spot with her most coquettish smile. Maybe if she plays nice, he'll stop wheezing in her general direction. ]

Are you going to make me walk around you?

[twominutes]

[ fizz flaps a hand sulkily when blitzø flicks his halo, then sighs. ]

I know it's gross, but don't point it out. My color scheme is hideous, Blitzø. What am I supposed to do about this crap? [ but then: ] I meant know personally, but I guess that makes sense.

[bugbeverage]

Hmmmm.

[ He pulls away from Fizzerolli to pace in a smile circle, heels still hanging above the cement. ]

I'll admit, I'm most experienced with terrorizing the living. But this is an opportunity! It'll be just like Julliard...

[ He reaches up and pulls down a screen from thin air. An image flickers on it as though streaming from a projector. It's of a large striped worm with its various parts labled. ]

well, there's Sandworms, but I managed to bypass Saturn entirely somehow, so I don't know how we'd manage to get any down here.

[bugbeverage]

[ Beetlejuice doesn't stray from his path but he does stop with one foot lifted as though he'd been walking. Heeheehoohoo who was this??? He manifests a hat so he can tip it. ]

What's your hurry, sweetcheeks?"

[helluvamess]

Personally? Nah. No one who stayed anyway. Just me I guess.

[Not great, but it is what it is?]

I mean, there's worse colour schemes? And maybe we can hang shit on the halo to make it look different.

[He's still technically holding Fizz, although it's more relaxed now and he nudges his shoulder with a finger.]

Besides, I've never seen you fail to pull off any outfit in your life.

[helluvamess]

[Blitzø exaggerates a wince.]

Shouldn't have said that, now it's gone up again. Extra charge for doubting the bouncer.

[bugbeverage]

Okay, okay...

[ Beetlejuice, forgetting about the gun, invites himself to sidle up next to the bouncer. He bats his lashes and lifts a hand, reaching for his shirt. ]

Daddy can make it up to you...

[respectless]

[She's still annoyed about it, but she can grudgingly acknowledge he probably didn't do it on purpose.]

Anyway, we're not the only ones from the real hell, here. Valentino is here, so that's all three Vees.

[That part's the good news. As for the bad news...]

Alastor is here, too.

[technicaldifficulties]

Good, good.
That'll make taking over that much easier.
Especially since a lot of these sinners don't seem to understand the danger we pose. [ and are, therefore, stupid enough to make a deal with them. ]
Where is Valentino anyway?
Has he burned this place to the ground yet?
I can't imagine you've had fun holding onto his leas-

What?!
That fucker is here too?!

[twominutes]

If I have to be trapped with anyone, I guess...

[ oh no that's too sappy, reel it in. he does finally put his feet back on the ground at least, even if he doesn't let go otherwise. see: the hug is now wrapped around blitzø twice. no escape. ]

I guess hanging things off it could work... [ then he pauses, snorting and nudging his shoulder back. ]

Hardly. You of all people have seen me being an absolute disaster.

Husk | Hazbin Hotel | Heavenbound

[grumpface]

Garden Level

[Husk never asked for this.]

[The white-and-gold colored former sinner demon is currently sitting against a wall looking disgruntled. holding a plate with a piece of sweet potato pie that he's slowly working his way through. As you approach, he notices and can't help but say-]

Wow, you're lookin' really good today. Keep it up!

[Husk, or 'HARRY' as the name tag says, blinks in surprise as if he didn't expect himn to say something like that.]

...The ♥♦♣♠ was-? What the ♥♦♣♠?

[...Or getting censored.]

Hell Level

[Now, this is something he CAN get behind! Husk sits down at the casino table, right next to you. What's an angel doing wanting to gamble...?]

Deal me in.

[Husk notices you out of the corner of his eye and smirks a little.]

...Thanks for givin' away that tell of yours.

[This angel had just sat down and he has the GALL to say he figured out one of your tells?]

Texting



un: husk

looking for everyone here that knows about charlie and her hotel i cant find it here

[helluvamess]

[That voice saying that line in that tone? Yeah his brain fucking short-circuits for a moment and his entire face flushes... sort of grey-ish because black blood but it's still a blush.

Fuck this guy, that's his schtick!]

No! I mean, maybe if-- FUCK NO. Just- no.

[The fuck is gun safety, he's waving it around all over the place.]

[helluvamess]

[Oh fuck is he blushing? He's definitely blushing.]

No I mean... if I ever gave you shit I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.

[Where the fuck did that come from??]

[respectless]

The one good thing about having to start over from scratch is that it's been useful for giving Valentino the outlets he needs without losing focus.


[Translation: She helps plan where to strike and then lets him go nuts when it comes to acquiring things from people who don't want to surrender them.]

He's here, Angel's here, Pentious is here, Niffty (little gremlin who stabbed the head exorcist) is here, and some imp from our hell.

[Just to list off the relevant individuals who already recognize them.]

[helluvamess]

[You know what, Vox probably wasn't talking to him. He's probably just another imp and basically background noise to overlords and the like. But he sure as fuck is turning around and giving the overlord a clear once over and the least impressed look he can manage.]

Vox-what? Never fucking heard of you. I'm more into this fucking radio show that's been going on anyway. Host is a de-fucking-light.

Text; FashionableVee

[respectless]

[She debates between whether to reply or not, but someone will regardless, so it might as well be here.]

You're in the wrong hell and you're not the only one. The fuckups are calling it a 'clerical error'.

heaven level

[grumpface]

[Husk knows who this is, being a sinner demon. Well, about that... This sinner demon appears to be a white-and-gold-colored angel now. But Husk HAS read the news.]

I thought you were supposed to be a ♣♦♥♠in' imp. The ♦♠♥♣ are you doin' up here?

[grumpface]

[Ah. A Vee. At least it's not Valentino.]

might as well be one since im onehundred percent certain i was a sinner before and now im a ♥♣♦♦ing angel
you the only vee here or not

[bugbeverage]

[ Beetlejuice grins at the change in the color of Blitzo's face. He doesn't know if it's illness or interest but it's still a reaction so he'll take it. Then he remembers the gun. ]

Hey hey hey hey hey, shhhh, no it's fine! This is fine! It's cool! We're so cool!

[ He holds eye contact with Blitzo and sweats a little as one arm darts frantically around trying to snatch the gun. ]

A

[helluvamess]

[Well that's definitely a weird concern to have. It catches his attention despite the influx of new faces all over the place and he takes a sip of a just incredibly oversized soda with a loud slurping noise.]

Yeah, that's the least of your worries now, fucking nerd. No fucking way you'll have to do that shit now.

[Wait, this is Hell...]

I mean. Pretty sure you won't.

[respectless]

You? An angel? LMFAO. How are you liking the retina burning decor up there?

Valentino's here as well. So's Alastor, Angel Dust, Pentious, and your stabby little friend Niffty.