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heckinooc2024-03-17 09:47 am
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TDM 001!!
A) MAY I OFFER U PIE IN THIS TRYING TIME(GARDEN LEVEL)
[OOPS YOU DIED. WELCOME TO THE GARDEN OF GOOD AND EVIL. If you're new here, have a sheep cherub or imp slap a "HI MY NAME IS--" sticker on you, and frantically explain "DON'T WORRY, WE'RE WORKING ON IT, WE'LL HAVE YOU OUT HERE....AT...SOME POINT..." Wack. Also, you may noticed that your body may or may not have changed. What's up with that??? Who cares, at least you have as spiffy new cell phone! You're also told you're free to take the elevators up to Heaven or down to Hell. Good luck!
In the mean time--join the garden party that's going on! Or at least, it seems like a party?? Except all they are serving is pie. Apple pie. Blueberry pie. The classics. For you more Carnivorous types, there's stuff like mince pie, and...the name is smudged, but maybe don't eat that one unless you're a cannibal.
But along with a variety of normal pies, if you accidentally eat a weird pie, your character might experience the following:
Vinegar Pie - It's tasty but suddenly you're compelled to blurt out an Insult or ruthlessly tease the next person you see.
"Sweet" Potato - If you're a normally grumpy or aggro character, this pie will suddenly make you want to be more affectionate! This can be anything from wanting to hold hands or saying genuine nice things.
Humble Pie - Suddenly you feel complimenting or praising others and might downplay your own achievements, or insult yourself.
You can probably shake off the effects, but hey. Free pie!! ]
[TIME TO EXPLORE. Today in the Hell Level, the Hotel (Ho-hell? Helll-tel? Okay just Hotel) it's time for spring cleaning! Wait, didn't they just have that? An Imp says yes, but this is a different type of cleaning. Time to TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!!!
Which is to say, out of no where you might receive a PUNCH in the face by a local, or an imp! If the latter it's like being bapped by a sick little lamb. Still, even if a local punches you, you suddenly heal immediately? That's right, TODAY ONLY, this is a 'get into a scrap injury free' spring holiday, and you can rough house as much as you want with each other today in the Hotel, and NO DAMAGE will remain! Ever wanted to get cut in half and suddenly stitch back together? WELL TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY.
If you're not into PG rated guro however, why don't you try exploring:
-The clubs! The nightlife in hell is FANTASTIC and genuinely fun!
-Games! Along with casinos galore, there are also normal arcades! Any game you can imagine, it exists.
-Or explore parts of Hell's Hotel that don't involve getting into a dogpile! ]
C) MARCH COMES IN LIKE....(HEAVEN LEVEL)
[TODAY IN HEAVEN THOUGH, there are advertisements for the ZOO!! A zoo in heaven?? Fuck yea!! But when you get there you see nothing but...........lions. And lambs. Just, everywhere. They aren't fighting though, but being super cute and soft and have tiny wings. You can pet them and pick them up--well the lambs at least. The lion might crush you. But you're dead anyway so give it a shot champ!!
Local angels explain that every 'spring' the zoo does this, and it's a sign of good fortune! You might wonder why you need good fortune in Heaven, but fuck it, when it Rome!! If you stick around long enough the zoo will change back to 'normal' and you can find other animals to gawk at.
If zoos aren't your thing though, check out heaven's:
-BEACH!! How is there an ocean and sandy white beach in the sky! Who cares, it's heaven! Beach episode time!
-Coffee shops! There are no coffee shops in hell! LIVE YOUR COFFEE AU DREAMS.
-Or just explore the Heavenly hotel in general!]
D) WILDCARD
[DO WHATEVER ELSE or send text messages on your phone!! ]
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Of course! I said I would find a way to occupy my time, didn't I? And radio is just the bee's knees. [minecraft villager mmmmmmmmmmm] ... No. Not "ARSE".
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[Does he know? Is he doing it on purpose? WHO KNOWS.]
You could get it on a billboard, everyone would see it and say "that's Alastor's A.R.S.E."!
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Helping how?
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You wanna pay me to write songs for people?
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Correct! Are you interested? Of course we'd have to have some sort of contract. No souls or anything, just a exclusivity clause...
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[It's a tempting deal though, and as much as he would deny it, there's a bit of him that's thrilled to hear that his art is recognised on some level, even if it's only for getting stuck in people's heads.]
blah blah blah business blah blah numbers
Let's see... Hm hm hm... Well, I believe it would be primarily commission based work. Perhaps better for you as a supplementary income than main, given the sporadic nature. [he paces and hums as he reads and thinks] Working with clients, we would accept a retainer fee up front and collect the remaining fee after completion of the product. For that initial fee... I'd be willing to split 70/30, since you're doing most the work and I'm managing. And then perhaps a three-to-five percent royalty on any ad time sold with your work included. The rights would belong to the client, of course. [he vanishes the contract in a puff of green flame, and he looks down at Blitz. He's certainly professional when he needs to be...] I need to do a little more research on the local economy to determine the hard numbers on the fees, though.
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DONE! Do you need me to sign some shit or we just shaking on it?
he's so serious about commercials
As I said, I need a little more time to come up with specifics, but I will have a proper contract drawn up. For now, a binding promise of exclusivity will do. You do this kind of work for me, and only me. No moonlighting for anyone else. In return I will promise to pay you fairly once I know what that entails, exactly. Ah, but you can do whatever other kind of jobs you want, of course. But for jingle writing? It's you and me. [he holds out his hand] Deal?
make a deal with the radio demon, what could possibly go wrong??
But if you end up never getting me to do any writing for you, then deal's off. I gotta at least do something otherwise maybe I'll see if Voxxie wants me to write commercials.
NOTHING ITS FINE
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Deal!
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A smart business decision, Mr. Silent O. [he withdraws a blood red business card with an address on it and hands it to him] The studio location. We'll be in touch.
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Yeah well so long as you pay me.
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