TDM 001!!

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A) MAY I OFFER U PIE IN THIS TRYING TIME(GARDEN LEVEL)
[OOPS YOU DIED. WELCOME TO THE GARDEN OF GOOD AND EVIL. If you're new here, have a sheep cherub or imp slap a "HI MY NAME IS--" sticker on you, and frantically explain "DON'T WORRY, WE'RE WORKING ON IT, WE'LL HAVE YOU OUT HERE....AT...SOME POINT..." Wack. Also, you may noticed that your body may or may not have changed. What's up with that??? Who cares, at least you have as spiffy new cell phone! You're also told you're free to take the elevators up to Heaven or down to Hell. Good luck!

In the mean time--join the garden party that's going on! Or at least, it seems like a party?? Except all they are serving is pie. Apple pie. Blueberry pie. The classics. For you more Carnivorous types, there's stuff like mince pie, and...the name is smudged, but maybe don't eat that one unless you're a cannibal.

But along with a variety of normal pies, if you accidentally eat a weird pie, your character might experience the following:
Vinegar Pie - It's tasty but suddenly you're compelled to blurt out an Insult or ruthlessly tease the next person you see.
"Sweet" Potato - If you're a normally grumpy or aggro character, this pie will suddenly make you want to be more affectionate! This can be anything from wanting to hold hands or saying genuine nice things.
Humble Pie - Suddenly you feel complimenting or praising others and might downplay your own achievements, or insult yourself.

You can probably shake off the effects, but hey. Free pie!! ]


B) LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE (HELL LEVEL)
[TIME TO EXPLORE. Today in the Hell Level, the Hotel (Ho-hell? Helll-tel? Okay just Hotel) it's time for spring cleaning! Wait, didn't they just have that? An Imp says yes, but this is a different type of cleaning. Time to TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!!!

Which is to say, out of no where you might receive a PUNCH in the face by a local, or an imp! If the latter it's like being bapped by a sick little lamb. Still, even if a local punches you, you suddenly heal immediately? That's right, TODAY ONLY, this is a 'get into a scrap injury free' spring holiday, and you can rough house as much as you want with each other today in the Hotel, and NO DAMAGE will remain! Ever wanted to get cut in half and suddenly stitch back together? WELL TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY.

If you're not into PG rated guro however, why don't you try exploring:
-The clubs! The nightlife in hell is FANTASTIC and genuinely fun!
-Games! Along with casinos galore, there are also normal arcades! Any game you can imagine, it exists.
-Or explore parts of Hell's Hotel that don't involve getting into a dogpile! ]


C) MARCH COMES IN LIKE....(HEAVEN LEVEL)
[TODAY IN HEAVEN THOUGH, there are advertisements for the ZOO!! A zoo in heaven?? Fuck yea!! But when you get there you see nothing but...........lions. And lambs. Just, everywhere. They aren't fighting though, but being super cute and soft and have tiny wings. You can pet them and pick them up--well the lambs at least. The lion might crush you. But you're dead anyway so give it a shot champ!!

Local angels explain that every 'spring' the zoo does this, and it's a sign of good fortune! You might wonder why you need good fortune in Heaven, but fuck it, when it Rome!! If you stick around long enough the zoo will change back to 'normal' and you can find other animals to gawk at.

If zoos aren't your thing though, check out heaven's:
-BEACH!! How is there an ocean and sandy white beach in the sky! Who cares, it's heaven! Beach episode time!
-Coffee shops! There are no coffee shops in hell! LIVE YOUR COFFEE AU DREAMS.
-Or just explore the Heavenly hotel in general!]

D) WILDCARD
[DO WHATEVER ELSE or send text messages on your phone!! ]


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Comments

[introveert]

[Penny stops as the current song ends, and looks over to Ochako.]

Sure, I don't mind. Want to pick the next song?

[... Penny's a little drawn to the rabbit ears. So fluffy she kind of wants to touch them, but she'll keep it to herself. It's cute though...]

[supersaver]

[Ochako would admire Penny's ears and ultra fluffy tail as well, but she's a little miffed, brows knit together as she pulls out a bandana and uses it to push back her hair and those ears to keep them from her face for the inevitable workout that's going to happen.]

Mm, if you don't mind...

[Scouring through the list of songs, Ochako finds one that definitely has a very...energized beat and selects it. It's about middling in terms of difficulty - not hard to the point of tripping over oneself, but enough to work up a sweat. She did say she needed to stomp around, sooo...]

Ready?

[introveert]

Oh, this is a good one!

[Penny takes her stance on the dance pad, ready to let off some frustration as well.]

Ready!

[supersaver]

[And then they're off!! Ochako definitely starts a little more, erm...aggressively than she'd like to admit, but by the end of the song she's smiling and having fun. Her score isn't the best - her new bunny feet are a little difficult to get used to - but she doesn't really care, she's just glad to have those sweet sweet exercise endorphins clearing her bad mood.]

Heeeh...that was so much fun!! I really needed that.

[introveert]

[Penny's score isn't all that great either, but it did relieve some much needed pressure.]

You did pretty good! Or at least, we did about the same.

... Ok there's something I gotta confess here: your ears are really cute. Like a Buneary's. But like. Super cute.

[supersaver]

Yeah, you're pretty good at thi--eh? My ears? Ah...

[Oh, right. Ochako sometimes forgets she's got that new heteromorphism going on, though very slightly. She's a lot like Mirko now, mixed together with Hawks' wings. The thought idly passes of a secret lovechild between them and Ochako snorts loudly - best to keep that sort of thing to Todoroki...]

Ehehe, they are kind of cute, huh? There's actually a person back in my world who has rabbit ears and a tail, but they're white and pointy, not floppy like mine are. And she's got human legs. [Ochako lifts one of her rabbity feet and wiggles her toes a little.]

Your tail is super cute - it's so big and fluffy!!

[introveert]

Oh yeah? No one from my world has rabbit ears or animal parts - unless you count cosplayers...

[Penny feels her face get a lil warm.]

Oh um, t-thanks. I think it's a Flareon tail? I don't know how pants are working with it right now.

[supersaver]

Really? It's pretty common with quirks that cause subtle to full heteromorphism. Mirko-san is on the more subtle end, same with Hawks and my friend Tsuyu-chan...but my other friends - my classmates - Shouji and Tokoyami are more apparent. Tokoyami-kun has the head of a black bird and the rest of him looks human.

[And if Penny says anything about them, Ochako will put in in the Time Out Ceiling. :') Speaking of which, she should...probably release the other things and people that're probably still floating outside, oops. Ignore the resounding CRASH from outside when she touches her fingertips together, it's fine. They're all fine.]

Flare...eon? Is that some kind of animal where you're from?

[introveert]

Really? That's... pretty cool actually!

[hey she isn't going to say anything bad]

Oh I keep forgetting people don't have Pokemon in their worlds - Flareon is like uh, it's like a small orange dog or fox with a fluffy tail and mane? It uses fire abilities. I have one at home!

cw: verrry mild MHA spoilers

[supersaver]

Mm, yeah, they're all really awesome!! Remind me to tell you about their quirks, ehehe.

[Penny is, uhh...better than some people out there, especially during the war time, when every person was at each other's throat just trying to find shelter, food, and a safe place to stay. Many heteromorphs - that is, people who don't look fully human in terms of body shape and appearance - were turned away by shelters, or came close to being assaulted themselves. It was...a very bad time.]

Eh, fire--...w-wait, you mean in your world animals have quirks?!