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heckinooc2024-03-17 09:47 am
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TDM 001!!
A) MAY I OFFER U PIE IN THIS TRYING TIME(GARDEN LEVEL)
[OOPS YOU DIED. WELCOME TO THE GARDEN OF GOOD AND EVIL. If you're new here, have a sheep cherub or imp slap a "HI MY NAME IS--" sticker on you, and frantically explain "DON'T WORRY, WE'RE WORKING ON IT, WE'LL HAVE YOU OUT HERE....AT...SOME POINT..." Wack. Also, you may noticed that your body may or may not have changed. What's up with that??? Who cares, at least you have as spiffy new cell phone! You're also told you're free to take the elevators up to Heaven or down to Hell. Good luck!
In the mean time--join the garden party that's going on! Or at least, it seems like a party?? Except all they are serving is pie. Apple pie. Blueberry pie. The classics. For you more Carnivorous types, there's stuff like mince pie, and...the name is smudged, but maybe don't eat that one unless you're a cannibal.
But along with a variety of normal pies, if you accidentally eat a weird pie, your character might experience the following:
Vinegar Pie - It's tasty but suddenly you're compelled to blurt out an Insult or ruthlessly tease the next person you see.
"Sweet" Potato - If you're a normally grumpy or aggro character, this pie will suddenly make you want to be more affectionate! This can be anything from wanting to hold hands or saying genuine nice things.
Humble Pie - Suddenly you feel complimenting or praising others and might downplay your own achievements, or insult yourself.
You can probably shake off the effects, but hey. Free pie!! ]
[TIME TO EXPLORE. Today in the Hell Level, the Hotel (Ho-hell? Helll-tel? Okay just Hotel) it's time for spring cleaning! Wait, didn't they just have that? An Imp says yes, but this is a different type of cleaning. Time to TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!!!
Which is to say, out of no where you might receive a PUNCH in the face by a local, or an imp! If the latter it's like being bapped by a sick little lamb. Still, even if a local punches you, you suddenly heal immediately? That's right, TODAY ONLY, this is a 'get into a scrap injury free' spring holiday, and you can rough house as much as you want with each other today in the Hotel, and NO DAMAGE will remain! Ever wanted to get cut in half and suddenly stitch back together? WELL TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY.
If you're not into PG rated guro however, why don't you try exploring:
-The clubs! The nightlife in hell is FANTASTIC and genuinely fun!
-Games! Along with casinos galore, there are also normal arcades! Any game you can imagine, it exists.
-Or explore parts of Hell's Hotel that don't involve getting into a dogpile! ]
C) MARCH COMES IN LIKE....(HEAVEN LEVEL)
[TODAY IN HEAVEN THOUGH, there are advertisements for the ZOO!! A zoo in heaven?? Fuck yea!! But when you get there you see nothing but...........lions. And lambs. Just, everywhere. They aren't fighting though, but being super cute and soft and have tiny wings. You can pet them and pick them up--well the lambs at least. The lion might crush you. But you're dead anyway so give it a shot champ!!
Local angels explain that every 'spring' the zoo does this, and it's a sign of good fortune! You might wonder why you need good fortune in Heaven, but fuck it, when it Rome!! If you stick around long enough the zoo will change back to 'normal' and you can find other animals to gawk at.
If zoos aren't your thing though, check out heaven's:
-BEACH!! How is there an ocean and sandy white beach in the sky! Who cares, it's heaven! Beach episode time!
-Coffee shops! There are no coffee shops in hell! LIVE YOUR COFFEE AU DREAMS.
-Or just explore the Heavenly hotel in general!]
D) WILDCARD
[DO WHATEVER ELSE or send text messages on your phone!! ]
OOC NOTES:
-This TDM is open to all! For now, you do NOT need to join the comm to play in it!
-Post questions for the mods here
-Remember, playing in the TDM does NOT guarantee your entry or app being accepted into the game proper later down the line!
-Apps open next Sunday! Be sure to read the rules linked there and check the current taken list!
-For current players: TDMs count as game canon AND threads may be used for AC if you wish!
Beach beach beach
That doesn't mean he won't compliment peak when he sees it.]
Slaay, girl!
[Haha, it's fun to compliment strangers.]
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It simultaneously triggers some intrusive thoughts, namely wondering if she should test her skills on him. ]
A feather boa at a beach, that's a bold choice. It's a good look.
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It's even better. Check it out, it's all mink, 'cause that's...that's what I am, heh. Look.
[As if having a mind of its own, the boa drifts behind him, revealing itself to be a second tail. Veneer gives his hips a good shake in the same manner only a rubber band could hope to duplicate. Oh yeah, he's in his element. Once he's finished his little display, he rests it back on his shoulder because she's right, it IS a good look!]
I'm fashion 24/7 and I can't even help it. It's great.
[And now that he has her approval, he's just going to...sliiiiide over.]
Look, I'm about to be way bolder, but you're the first person I've seen here who looks amazing and I need a beach bestie. How about you and me find some himbos and make them give us stuff? It'll be fun.
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Pushing out of her chair, she walks over to inspect that fur personally by running her fingers through it. While still plucking at the fur, she carefully places the sunglasses she was wearing on him with her free hand.
Oh yeah, that's perfect. The missing piece of the puzzle. ]
You're in luck, bold is my middle name. Why else would I be slumming it up here? I'm not here for redemption, I'm here to have a good time.
[ With that said, she links their arms together and starts to lead him down the beach. ]
Verosika, and you are?
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Oh yeah, he is SO good at making friends.]
Gorgeous name, love it. Very powerful. Anyway, I'm Veneer, and before you ask, yes. BOTH of my parents were dentists~
[He accents his words with a purr, which is apparently a thing minks can do. He can't help it, she already got him revved up when she was examining his fur.]
Now lets go remind people what a good time really looks like. It looks like me in cute sunglasses~
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[ Look, she is more than happy to rev his engine at any time, he is the first person she's come across that not only looks good but also carries himself well. With their power combined they'll be unstoppable. ]
It's a date, Veneer, let's make things interesting..
[ In true watch me work fashion, she untangles their arms and winks at him before wading into the water just far enough for her feet to be covered. Here's where the magic happens, adorable mink! The woman knows all her best angles, so she bends down and scoops up some water with both hands before letting it trickle between her fingers and down across her face. Gravity does the rest of the work by sending the water droplets inching down the curvier lines of her body.
With what little water that remains in her hands, she runs her fingers through her hair and glances over a shoulder before blowing a group of angels playing volleyball a kiss. There's a sharp thunk as the ball hits one of them in the head, causing Verosika to shoot Veneer a smile. ]
Oops.