heckinooc | TDM 001!!

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A) MAY I OFFER U PIE IN THIS TRYING TIME(GARDEN LEVEL)
[OOPS YOU DIED. WELCOME TO THE GARDEN OF GOOD AND EVIL. If you're new here, have a sheep cherub or imp slap a "HI MY NAME IS--" sticker on you, and frantically explain "DON'T WORRY, WE'RE WORKING ON IT, WE'LL HAVE YOU OUT HERE....AT...SOME POINT..." Wack. Also, you may noticed that your body may or may not have changed. What's up with that??? Who cares, at least you have as spiffy new cell phone! You're also told you're free to take the elevators up to Heaven or down to Hell. Good luck!

In the mean time--join the garden party that's going on! Or at least, it seems like a party?? Except all they are serving is pie. Apple pie. Blueberry pie. The classics. For you more Carnivorous types, there's stuff like mince pie, and...the name is smudged, but maybe don't eat that one unless you're a cannibal.

But along with a variety of normal pies, if you accidentally eat a weird pie, your character might experience the following:
Vinegar Pie - It's tasty but suddenly you're compelled to blurt out an Insult or ruthlessly tease the next person you see.
"Sweet" Potato - If you're a normally grumpy or aggro character, this pie will suddenly make you want to be more affectionate! This can be anything from wanting to hold hands or saying genuine nice things.
Humble Pie - Suddenly you feel complimenting or praising others and might downplay your own achievements, or insult yourself.

You can probably shake off the effects, but hey. Free pie!! ]

B) LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE (HELL LEVEL)
[TIME TO EXPLORE. Today in the Hell Level, the Hotel (Ho-hell? Helll-tel? Okay just Hotel) it's time for spring cleaning! Wait, didn't they just have that? An Imp says yes, but this is a different type of cleaning. Time to TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!!!

Which is to say, out of no where you might receive a PUNCH in the face by a local, or an imp! If the latter it's like being bapped by a sick little lamb. Still, even if a local punches you, you suddenly heal immediately? That's right, TODAY ONLY, this is a 'get into a scrap injury free' spring holiday, and you can rough house as much as you want with each other today in the Hotel, and NO DAMAGE will remain! Ever wanted to get cut in half and suddenly stitch back together? WELL TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY.

If you're not into PG rated guro however, why don't you try exploring:
-The clubs! The nightlife in hell is FANTASTIC and genuinely fun!
-Games! Along with casinos galore, there are also normal arcades! Any game you can imagine, it exists.
-Or explore parts of Hell's Hotel that don't involve getting into a dogpile! ]

C) MARCH COMES IN LIKE....(HEAVEN LEVEL)
[TODAY IN HEAVEN THOUGH, there are advertisements for the ZOO!! A zoo in heaven?? Fuck yea!! But when you get there you see nothing but...........lions. And lambs. Just, everywhere. They aren't fighting though, but being super cute and soft and have tiny wings. You can pet them and pick them up--well the lambs at least. The lion might crush you. But you're dead anyway so give it a shot champ!!

Local angels explain that every 'spring' the zoo does this, and it's a sign of good fortune! You might wonder why you need good fortune in Heaven, but fuck it, when it Rome!! If you stick around long enough the zoo will change back to 'normal' and you can find other animals to gawk at.

If zoos aren't your thing though, check out heaven's:
-BEACH!! How is there an ocean and sandy white beach in the sky! Who cares, it's heaven! Beach episode time!
-Coffee shops! There are no coffee shops in hell! LIVE YOUR COFFEE AU DREAMS.
-Or just explore the Heavenly hotel in general!]

D) WILDCARD
[DO WHATEVER ELSE or send text messages on your phone!! ]

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[Garden Level]

[Like many, many newcomers, Reigen Arataka (Greatest Psychic of the 21st Century) is befuddled and perplexed by his new appearance - he'd gone from a standard 179cm tall to a measly... what, 150ish? He was barely as tall as a middle schooler-- wait, that hardly mattered, because he wasn't even human anymore!!

At least he still had his professional looking grey suit? And being a grey fox he didn't look too ridiculous in it... the pink wings matching his tie is a bit much, though.

While he'd made a big, shouting fuss at the cherubs on first arrival, now, he was quietly eating pie. He's got a big ugly sticker reading "REIGEN, ARATAKA" on his chest.

...Did this guy have a halo before?]

[Oh, Hell--]

[Reigen is, frankly, NOT looking to get dragged into a scrap thank you. Actually, he's scoping out these night dives - at first to warily gauge if he knows anyone here, but eventually he gets roped into some games. And while he's just playing normally, somehow, some way, rock-paper-scissors comes up - and suddenly this guy is making a Scene.]

Let's see... this time, I'm gonna throw rock. No, wait-- maybe paper?

[Heaven?]

So this is where Mob will be hanging out... hmm...

[The zoo's fine, the animals aren't bite-y. Coffee's not much of his thing. Really, it's the beach that Reigen's drawn to. He takes off his suit jacket and tie, but hesitates.]

...I haven't... seen what it's like without the slacks... is it like cartoons or is it normal........

[Stuck in indecision, one might chime in on his ridiculous ramblings - or spot something glowing tucked in his inner coat pocket, currently on a beach chair.]

[Open Prompt!]

((Any other scenarios you find silly or reasonable to approach Reigen in, go for it!!))

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[At least Reigen is still taller than Taranza, who is about the size of a huggable plushie, and is floating closer in midair to give him a long once-over. Eventually, he opens his mouth.]

Ehhh, you guys get pie this time? I'm kinda jealous. It looks good! I guess they realized they'll probably be in trouble for making this many more mistakes~

[Who knows what kind of pie it is and if it has any effect. It looks good!]

[Oh, this person changed into what looked like a friendly mascot character... Reigen's not sure if he would've been happier or more miserable if he'd suffered the same fate.]

So there isn't usually this kind of welcome...

[Reigen's got a couple of different slices on his plate, and he's taking one of the last bites of the blueberry - pausing to brush the crumbs off his face. Man, fur is a million times worse about collecting food than a five o'clock shadow.]

How long have they been mistakenly... killing people, I guess? Collecting souls they shouldn't?

Ummm... Like a month or two? Not long enough that it has a pattern really firmly established. For some reason I didn't expect that this would just keep happening...

[there's a furry purple wolf guy just chillin on the beach on a towel, and he raises an eyebrow at Reigen as he lowers his sunglasses]

Best not to think about it too hard, man.

There's such a thing as being too lackadaisical, especially with potential indecent exposure...

[He'll err on the side of keeping his slacks on... maybe he can find a place selling clothes and if he's lucky, he'll find something that fits.]

[Bulma is just waltzing around having the time of her life at the beach. Being hell-raised she's getting some weird looks, but she's more than fine with the attention. She's usually a show-off when it comes to her appearance, but even moreso now that she's got this blue devil form: black-and-blue horns, dainty little bat wings and a razor sharp devil tail. She's feeling pretty good about herself right about now. Fun in the sun time!]

[And then she sees Reigen's jacket with a little glow on it. She totally stops.]

[...Looks around.]

[...Slowly reaches to nab it.]

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Hey.

[Reigen had stilled, dramatically, his ears turned back - he didn't expect the difference in his hearing to be that good, honestly. With a theatrical slow turn, he pointed up at her accusingly.]

Aren't you taking the demon role playing too far, going to steal from someone's clothes?

[Caught absolutely red-handed. Bulma glances quickly back-and-forth between Reigen and the jacket. The jacket and Reigen. Thinking, thinking...]

Oh? Oh!

[She goes for the "Silly me! I was caught in some sort of trance and am now coming to my senses!" routine. Classic. She giggles sheepishly.]

Haha oh was that-- yours? Your jacket? Your mysterious glowing object? I- I hardly even noticed its strange presence! I'm just a girl!

As if 'just a girl' precludes you from mischief!

[SCOFF!! He'll scoop up his jacket thank you!!]

Nosy!

[ There's a guy with horns and tentacle-like hair watching you fumble with rock paper scissors from the bar. He is drunk enough to start heckling. ]

It is a simple game, signor! Just pick one already!

That's the trick! It seems like a simple game... but if you have potent predictive foresight like me, it's an easy win every time.

[The other guy rolls his eyes and tells him to shut up. Rock-paper-scissors, shoot - Reigen lets out an obnoxious pompous laugh as he wins with scissors.]

Good to see death hasn't taken my innate talents!

[ The drunk musician is not impressed. ]

Talents? What talents? All I see is a man taking so long to choose a sign and winning once.

[ He really should just let this guy make a fool of himself, but... ]

I'll buy you a drink if you manage to win again without thinking so hard about your strategy.

TDM 001!!

Reigen Arataka | Mob Psycho 100 | Heave-- no wait, hellbound?

garden

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im sorry i disappeared on vacation for two weeks

Heaven!

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heaven? it's more likely than you'd think

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Hell!

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