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heckinooc2024-03-17 09:47 am
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TDM 001!!
A) MAY I OFFER U PIE IN THIS TRYING TIME(GARDEN LEVEL)
[OOPS YOU DIED. WELCOME TO THE GARDEN OF GOOD AND EVIL. If you're new here, have a sheep cherub or imp slap a "HI MY NAME IS--" sticker on you, and frantically explain "DON'T WORRY, WE'RE WORKING ON IT, WE'LL HAVE YOU OUT HERE....AT...SOME POINT..." Wack. Also, you may noticed that your body may or may not have changed. What's up with that??? Who cares, at least you have as spiffy new cell phone! You're also told you're free to take the elevators up to Heaven or down to Hell. Good luck!
In the mean time--join the garden party that's going on! Or at least, it seems like a party?? Except all they are serving is pie. Apple pie. Blueberry pie. The classics. For you more Carnivorous types, there's stuff like mince pie, and...the name is smudged, but maybe don't eat that one unless you're a cannibal.
But along with a variety of normal pies, if you accidentally eat a weird pie, your character might experience the following:
Vinegar Pie - It's tasty but suddenly you're compelled to blurt out an Insult or ruthlessly tease the next person you see.
"Sweet" Potato - If you're a normally grumpy or aggro character, this pie will suddenly make you want to be more affectionate! This can be anything from wanting to hold hands or saying genuine nice things.
Humble Pie - Suddenly you feel complimenting or praising others and might downplay your own achievements, or insult yourself.
You can probably shake off the effects, but hey. Free pie!! ]
[TIME TO EXPLORE. Today in the Hell Level, the Hotel (Ho-hell? Helll-tel? Okay just Hotel) it's time for spring cleaning! Wait, didn't they just have that? An Imp says yes, but this is a different type of cleaning. Time to TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!!!
Which is to say, out of no where you might receive a PUNCH in the face by a local, or an imp! If the latter it's like being bapped by a sick little lamb. Still, even if a local punches you, you suddenly heal immediately? That's right, TODAY ONLY, this is a 'get into a scrap injury free' spring holiday, and you can rough house as much as you want with each other today in the Hotel, and NO DAMAGE will remain! Ever wanted to get cut in half and suddenly stitch back together? WELL TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY.
If you're not into PG rated guro however, why don't you try exploring:
-The clubs! The nightlife in hell is FANTASTIC and genuinely fun!
-Games! Along with casinos galore, there are also normal arcades! Any game you can imagine, it exists.
-Or explore parts of Hell's Hotel that don't involve getting into a dogpile! ]
C) MARCH COMES IN LIKE....(HEAVEN LEVEL)
[TODAY IN HEAVEN THOUGH, there are advertisements for the ZOO!! A zoo in heaven?? Fuck yea!! But when you get there you see nothing but...........lions. And lambs. Just, everywhere. They aren't fighting though, but being super cute and soft and have tiny wings. You can pet them and pick them up--well the lambs at least. The lion might crush you. But you're dead anyway so give it a shot champ!!
Local angels explain that every 'spring' the zoo does this, and it's a sign of good fortune! You might wonder why you need good fortune in Heaven, but fuck it, when it Rome!! If you stick around long enough the zoo will change back to 'normal' and you can find other animals to gawk at.
If zoos aren't your thing though, check out heaven's:
-BEACH!! How is there an ocean and sandy white beach in the sky! Who cares, it's heaven! Beach episode time!
-Coffee shops! There are no coffee shops in hell! LIVE YOUR COFFEE AU DREAMS.
-Or just explore the Heavenly hotel in general!]
D) WILDCARD
[DO WHATEVER ELSE or send text messages on your phone!! ]
OOC NOTES:
-This TDM is open to all! For now, you do NOT need to join the comm to play in it!
-Post questions for the mods here
-Remember, playing in the TDM does NOT guarantee your entry or app being accepted into the game proper later down the line!
-Apps open next Sunday! Be sure to read the rules linked there and check the current taken list!
-For current players: TDMs count as game canon AND threads may be used for AC if you wish!
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The Vees and the Radio Demon are here, but that's all. Just that should be manageable. You see any of the Sins around? Or Charlie?
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[ his tail's gone all wrapped around his own legs anxiously by now, but he doesn't even notice he's doing it. ]
Like, sure, I'm really glad Mammon isn't here, but I could go for a friendly face, you know? If Asmodeus were here... [ he doesn't know. maybe he shouldn't wish for his boyfriend to be in this shithole with him. but he's probably worried, right? ]
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If Asmodeus was here, he'd probably be really p♠♦♦♥♣ off and uncomfortable. But maybe these ♥♦♣♠in' cherubs are right and you'll be back in the hell we're supposed to be in really soon. No use havin' a panic attack in an unfamiliar place.
[Husk knows that Fizz hasn't reached that level yet, but there's still a chance of that happening. He sets a comforting paw on the jester imp's shoulder.]
Just take deep breaths if you feel like you're about to explode or somethin'.
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[ he jumps a little at the touch, conditioned to be wary of unfamiliar touches, but it doesn't progress from that and he slumps a little. ]
Yeah. Yeah, I can do that. ... Sorry, I didn't even ask you your name.
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If you're up for it, I can take over some bar in hell and mix up a nice drink for you. Heaven's not really my style.
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[ a beat as he considers, then gets right up out of his chair and nods. ]
Yeah. Let's get the ████ out of this place. Even if it's not the right Hell, it'll be way more familiar.
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[Husk gives a sort of lazy wave then will let Fizz to walk beside him.]
Got any favorite drinks?
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I'm preeeetty easy, [ says the imp from the lust ring with sex dolls made of him ] I'm good with a neat whiskey, anything strong.
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[Husk's eyes flit over to Fizz.]
Is that how Lust snatched you up? Just offerin' you some whiskey?
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[ despite any blushing being invisible under his makeup, he's clearly kind of flustered. ]
Me 'n Ozzie worked together first! Then we worked together more, then we worked together, if you get my drift...
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I get it, I get it... ♠♥♥♦in' thought I only had to deal with innuendos from the porn star...
[Husk isn't saying to elaborate on how the two first met, but he also isn't saying NOT to.]
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Hey! I meant dating. [ he did not. he's just saying that because he's allowed to now. ]
He's... different, from what people think. When I worked for Mammon and he had his "great idea" to make dolls of me, it was, you know, he went to Asmodeus for production because that's what you do. For sex toys. We met during those negotiations. I didn't know what I originally expected, but he wasn't that.
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You did not.
[But anyway...]
Eugh. Never liked those dolls to begin with and I never bought any myself. Just seemed like it'd be a creepy thing to do. Hirin' underlings... or makin' them work off the debts they get into while gamblin' was always my go to way for gettin' some help runnin' things.
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[ chipper.
but... yeah, it's kind of nice to have someone else weirded out by the dolls. asmodeus had become so after learning how fizz really felt about them, but most people just... assumed he was fine with it.
anyway, they're gross. he hates them. ]
It just became this weird... Thing, all at once. Before I knew it, people would act like I was just another one of the dolls and not a person. Like there wasn't a person behind them, just a design.
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Good thing none of those ♥♦♣♠in' dolls are here. This is a completely new hell, too. You decide what gets made based off of you, if anythin' at all. And... if I'm correct... this place will even allow a hellborn like you make a Deal to own souls.
Whole new place, whole new rules. What'll yours be?
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[ a little too quickly. he's been burned already by a contract, can you fucking imagine trying to make deals? no way. no, he'll do things on his own. if he can.
as for the rest, though... ]
I mean, at this point I kind of want to keep my head down, see how things shape up. But... I don't want anything made of me at all. I think that chapter's over. I've sold pieces of me long enough, you know?
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Understood loud and clear. A complete fresh start... for both of us. I might want to do the same thing with layin' low and see how things go, but...
At the same time, I also kinda wanna try regainin' my title. I was a former Overlord and there's drinkin' buddies of mine I kinda don't want to fall into the wrong hands.
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[ he squints: he has no overlord shit to worry about, obviously, so he has no horse in that race. ]
Dunno, I think gunning for your power to help people you care about's pretty ████ing cool.
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I mean it's just that I got used to them and I don't wanna find no new drinkin' buddies, that's all.
[Husk doesn't care about anyone. Or at least he thinks he's incapable of doing so. But if Fizz has noticed, Husk has hearts on his paws. And on his face. And on his ears. Make of that what you will.]