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A) MAY I OFFER U PIE IN THIS TRYING TIME(GARDEN LEVEL)
[OOPS YOU DIED. WELCOME TO THE GARDEN OF GOOD AND EVIL. If you're new here, have a sheep cherub or imp slap a "HI MY NAME IS--" sticker on you, and frantically explain "DON'T WORRY, WE'RE WORKING ON IT, WE'LL HAVE YOU OUT HERE....AT...SOME POINT..." Wack. Also, you may noticed that your body may or may not have changed. What's up with that??? Who cares, at least you have as spiffy new cell phone! You're also told you're free to take the elevators up to Heaven or down to Hell. Good luck!

In the mean time--join the garden party that's going on! Or at least, it seems like a party?? Except all they are serving is pie. Apple pie. Blueberry pie. The classics. For you more Carnivorous types, there's stuff like mince pie, and...the name is smudged, but maybe don't eat that one unless you're a cannibal.

But along with a variety of normal pies, if you accidentally eat a weird pie, your character might experience the following:
Vinegar Pie - It's tasty but suddenly you're compelled to blurt out an Insult or ruthlessly tease the next person you see.
"Sweet" Potato - If you're a normally grumpy or aggro character, this pie will suddenly make you want to be more affectionate! This can be anything from wanting to hold hands or saying genuine nice things.
Humble Pie - Suddenly you feel complimenting or praising others and might downplay your own achievements, or insult yourself.

You can probably shake off the effects, but hey. Free pie!! ]

B) LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE (HELL LEVEL)
[TIME TO EXPLORE. Today in the Hell Level, the Hotel (Ho-hell? Helll-tel? Okay just Hotel) it's time for spring cleaning! Wait, didn't they just have that? An Imp says yes, but this is a different type of cleaning. Time to TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!!!

Which is to say, out of no where you might receive a PUNCH in the face by a local, or an imp! If the latter it's like being bapped by a sick little lamb. Still, even if a local punches you, you suddenly heal immediately? That's right, TODAY ONLY, this is a 'get into a scrap injury free' spring holiday, and you can rough house as much as you want with each other today in the Hotel, and NO DAMAGE will remain! Ever wanted to get cut in half and suddenly stitch back together? WELL TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY.

If you're not into PG rated guro however, why don't you try exploring:
-The clubs! The nightlife in hell is FANTASTIC and genuinely fun!
-Games! Along with casinos galore, there are also normal arcades! Any game you can imagine, it exists.
-Or explore parts of Hell's Hotel that don't involve getting into a dogpile! ]

C) MARCH COMES IN LIKE....(HEAVEN LEVEL)
[TODAY IN HEAVEN THOUGH, there are advertisements for the ZOO!! A zoo in heaven?? Fuck yea!! But when you get there you see nothing but...........lions. And lambs. Just, everywhere. They aren't fighting though, but being super cute and soft and have tiny wings. You can pet them and pick them up--well the lambs at least. The lion might crush you. But you're dead anyway so give it a shot champ!!

Local angels explain that every 'spring' the zoo does this, and it's a sign of good fortune! You might wonder why you need good fortune in Heaven, but fuck it, when it Rome!! If you stick around long enough the zoo will change back to 'normal' and you can find other animals to gawk at.

If zoos aren't your thing though, check out heaven's:
-BEACH!! How is there an ocean and sandy white beach in the sky! Who cares, it's heaven! Beach episode time!
-Coffee shops! There are no coffee shops in hell! LIVE YOUR COFFEE AU DREAMS.
-Or just explore the Heavenly hotel in general!]

D) WILDCARD
[DO WHATEVER ELSE or send text messages on your phone!! ]

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Don't remind me.

[ Comes the cool reply through clenched teeth, the vibrantly colored centaur not even appearing to budge upon being bumped into, Verosika just looks up and then down at her. Starting from her toes, her eyes travel up the length of Velvet with careful precision, lingering on her lips before she locks eyes with her a second time.

You don't thrive in the industry without being able to recognize game—and thus competition. Phone momentarily forgotten, she turns herself around to present her with her undivided attention. ]

You're too put together to not be in the industry.

[Oh no, that body is... well, certainly not human, and certainly not Rageon, but...

Fashionable. That eyeliner. That hair. Verosika almost makes the whole emo aesthetic of hell look appealing to Velvet (she swears its not growing on her), and she definitely makes it look expensive. She almost looks like an imp, but like, better than an imp. Like an imp wishes.

And with the body of a horse, Verosika looks pretty damn magnificent.

And is acknowledging Velvet as a star.

There is a moment of doll-eyed, lash-batting wonder-filled staring before Velvet snaps back to reality and stops seeing Verosika effusing glitter and hearts, puts on a confident smirk and flips her curly new hair, practiced in her coolness.]

Well, you know, I don't like to disappoint my fellow stars.

It's Velvet, by the way, of superstars Velvet and Veneer. I'd say sorry for not recognizing you, buuuut— [A little, tiny giggle] — it looks like we've been running in.. different circuits.

[ No, by all means, keep looking at her through rose colored glasses, she is the epitome of a pop star—right down to the alcoholism and bad choices. Don't follow her path sweet Velvet, it is laden with heartbreak and tattoos she will regret forever.

Don't get a tattoo.

This bitch, she isn't sure if the confidence is charming or annoying, but she is intrigued enough that she sticks around. Time to see how deep that confidence runs. Verosika leans down and winds one of Velvet's curls around her finger, her initial anger starting to melt away in favor of something else.

It's because of this that with a poof of sparkles (because why not), her centaur body reverts to the familiar curvy one. Feast your eyes, starlet. ]

I think we're going to see a lot of each other here, Velvet. I don't plan on sitting on my ass here. I got to the top before, I'll do it again. Maybe I'll see the two of you there.

[ Or maybe she won't, sucks to suck. ] Verosika Mayday. Solo act.

[Velvet lifts her chin as Verosika's finger twirls through her hair, giving only a flutter of her eyelashes as indication of an opinion on the motion. She isn't terribly fond of being touched by strangers but This woman, well, she might be on her level. Velvet just... has to make sure first.

(And feast her eyes she does. It's hard to miss those big doll eyes scanning and assessing Verosika toe to tip, even if Velvet keeps a smooth expression.]

A solo act!

You must have been all the rage, Verosika. Hm~ What a cute name, too.

Maybe we'll finally have some competition.

[As if she's been doing all that much yet...]

I still am.

You don't get to the top without having to step on a few people along the way. Family, loved ones, friends. You have to be hungry to win. The two of you are hungry, aren't you? I wouldn't want to crush your dreams but it's kill or be killed in the world of showbiz, especially in Hell.

[ After releasing the lock of hair, she runs her hand through her own hair to toss it over her shoulder before blowing her a kiss. ]

I'll race you to the top, Velvet.

[ Far from animosity, she's gauging Velvet as well. Will she balk at the challenge or rise to meet it? ]

A race?

I'll make sure we keep your seat warm while we're waiting on you.

[Her eyes narrow at Verosika's kiss, but her smile widens. She is determined not to look like a lowercase bitch. She's aiming for uppercase Bitch here, okay.]

It is hard starting over again on your lonesome, isn't it?

But— someone like you is probably making it happen on an indie label, right? I'm sure you'll be fine.

Hardly. Working alone means I don't have to worry about someone dragging me down or taking my spotlight.

But I'm sure your partner—what was the name again-Veneer always pulls their weight, right? Never slips up? He's not a sibling is he?

[ He is, isn't he? Of course she isn't going to tell her she's met him and actually enjoyed his company. They're having a Bitch Off right now, there are no rules. ]

My world tour is coming up. I'd send you a ticket, but you'll still be busy trying to carry your little duo into the top 50.

[Veneer always pulls their weight, right? Never slips up?

Velvet's eyes narrow again. Who does this woman think she is? Even if she's right, no one points out her brother's mistakes but her. And certainly no one is going to imply that she would fail again because of him. She's merciful, a good sister, giving her brother another chance.

But she also isn't about to let Verosika define him as a weakness of hers, either.]

Oh please. Veneer knows the moment he slacks off, I take the stage for myself. I wouldn't be sharing the spotlight with anyone who couldn't keep up.

It takes lots of hard work to rocket to the top of the charts in a matter of months... So your world tour is, when, six months from now? Seven?

[She examines her claws—]

Yeah, I'll talk to my publicist about making an appearance.

Aw, too close to home?

So, rather than pick him up, you'd take his spot. That's ice cold, maybe you're better than I thought. If I'm going to have competition here, I at least want them to be worthy of toppling. If you want to get to the top, you have to be ruthless and not be afraid to get some blood under your nails.

So. Tell me, how do the kids of dentists become singers?

[ Boom. Bombshell. Her turn to look at her own nails, buffing them occasionally. ]

Uh-huh, we've met. If you don't want him, maybe I'll see if he wants to become part of my crew. We'll save you a seat at the show.

[Velvet only pretends to hold back a laugh at that, covering her mouth.]

Oh, don't get your hopes up. Veneer isn't exactly a...

[She looks Verosika up and down again—]

stable boy.

When you have natural talent like ours, you don't waste your time cleaning up after ponies.

If he works with you, I think he can handle it.

[ There it is, show her those teeth, girl. ]

So, put your money where your mouth is, bitch, and show me this talent of yours. The anticipation is killing me, let's see if you're a natural or if you just got lucky.

No rehearsal, no gimmicks. This pony is always ready to ride, are you?

Oh? That's all you want?

Wow, I thought you might ask me to do something actually hard for a second there.

[Velvet laughs, putting her hand on her chest as she gives an amused sigh.

She locks eyes with Verosika, smiling slyly, and opens her mouth to sing. Apparently she doesn't give a shit that they're in public, because with the confidence of invincibility Velvet launches straight into singing her reply, embellishing her words with her diva runs.]

What a hell of a way to ask for a free show!

But I can't blame you— even I would wanna know~

[ It might be difficult to discern what her take on this impromptu performance is, as she watches her with a brow raised and nothing more. She has the pipes, sure, but what else can she do?

Rather than let it be a solo act, she steps back, waggling a finger in the air as if to reprimand her while following her good lead. Her wings flare out behind her as she rests her hands on her knees, leaning forward towards her. ]

—Oh, so this is how you’re expecting to win the race?
Hope you have a Plan B because that won’t even place
You’re still ten steps away from catching up to me
Because we both know, baby, nothing in life’s free~

[ On “free” she purposely draws her tongue across her teeth, drawing attention to her unmarred smile versus Velvet’s gold tooth. Of course she doesn’t know about the contract but any self-respecting diva would get rattled over imperfection. ]

[During Verosika's verse, Velvet does her best not to show much of a reaction, but those big ol' eyes of hers make it easy to read her admiration. There's something about the way Verosika moves that Velvet can't look away from, that makes her jealous and awe-struck all at once. She bites the inside of her cheek to keep her expression from changing too much. What's so pretty about some girl-shaped imp anyway? That... is all Verosika is, right? Some kind of regular demon popstar?

Velvet's eyes narrow at that last line— but she forces a yawn, eyes shut tight as Verosika's tongue graces her teeth. Time to show off.]

Oh! I'm sorry, did you say something?
I couldn't hear all that mumbling
over the sound of my own perfection
I'm distracted by the reflection
of myself in your eyes!
I'm not competing; I am the prize
When you're as expensive as me
it don't matter that nothing is free
cos I've got the budget, baby!

[She walks backward as she sings, to give herself more room to dance— a spin and a twirl on her high heels. At her final spin, she simply turns a full circle around at the hips, her bottom half turning independent of the top. Velvet smiles wide at Verosika, batting her lashes challengingly.]

[ What in the unholy fuck was that? She almost look grossed out by the display. ]

You've got the glitz; you've got the glam
but you'll never be as hungry as I am
So I'm glad you enjoy your little budget
because you're about to fall back on it

[ The voices have drawn a small crowd, so Verosika gives two of the nearest angels a come-hither gesture with a finger. When they're close enough she circles behind them like a cobra ready to strike—but Velvet is the one who has her attention. They don't seem to mind the way she dances between them, or how she cups one of their chins with one hand and lets the spade on the end of her tail tip the other one's chin up. ]

You're aiming high and chasing fame
without realizing I created the game

[ At the I, she rakes her hands down the front of their chests before they each take one of her hands and assist in dipping her backwards. ]

[Velvet eyes Verosika's guests, and for a moment she must look wary— those big eyes open wide and those long lashes batting, her lips twisted up in a bit of a pout. But all of a sudden, when Verosika gets dipped, Velvet lifts her chin and locks eyes with Verosika.

She doesn't understand why Verosika was able to draw in those angels like that— but even if Velvet could do the same, she wouldn't want to, to have the hands of those rude little angels on her like that— but she isn't someone who gives up easily.

No... She doesn't know when to stop.

She follows their dip, bowing over Verosika's face to sing—]

Amazing— you made the game!
Too bad I've never heard your name—

[She lets them lift Verosika, straightening up to get out of her way, and putting her hands on her hips. She smiles confidently;]

I guess that's cos your game's way too old
you're a story that's already been told
but—

[Closing the distance between herself and Verosika again, Velvet presses her paws against the chests of those angels to push them away from her target, bold and overconfident.]

I am the cover, the sequel, the remix
Last season's hits couldn't beat this

[Mirroring the first thing Verosika did to her, Velvet reaches out to twist her finger through Verosika's hair. As if to prevent Verosika from stepping back, Velvet steps one leg forward and around, catching Verosika's ankle against her own.

If she can't win the attention of their little crowd the same way Verosika can, she'll just have to dominate Verosika's attention.

She is also an idiot, who does not recognize when she is out of her depth and making power moves on a literal sex demon.]

You're playing the game cos you made it?
Well, I'm here cos I'm gonna change it.

[ Oh, sweet Rageon, she would never step away from a delicious little challenge like this! Velvet might have taken away her props but, by trying to keep her close, she's left herself wide open to her advances. ]

Cute. Comin' up on my stage
Thinkin' you're all the rage

[ Verosika jerks her foot back against Velvet's ankle and twists so that she can take the lead, spinning her around as if this were a lovers waltz. Her gestures are deliberately slow and tender, like the spider trying to lure the fly into her web. ]

She's all bark and no bite
Because she just lost the fight

You wanna know my name?
Bitch, I could say the same

[ Too tenderly, she cups the side of Velvet's face and dips them both low, lips so close to hers that they nearly brush against them when she whispers: ]

You know it now, you can't deny it
And tonight? I'm gonna make you scream it.

[ And when she has her right where she wants her? She promptly drops her on her ass. ]

[Velvet has never known the sweet caress of— of anything. Of anything at all, because she is not someone that people have ever wanted to seduce while she has also allowed them to get close enough to do so.

People don't call her on her bluffs. They don't bother.

So she isn't ready when Verosika does it, when Verosika pulls her into her lustful web, when she spins her and dips her low. She can't hide her big batting eyes from Verosika, can't hide stutter of her lips or the swallow in her throat when Velvet's face gets way, way too close to that succubus's.

What... is happening? Why is Verosika so beautiful, so perfect, so talented so hard not to look at?

And when Verosika drops Velvet on her ass, Velvet may as well be wearing a sign that gleams in bright neon— Virgin.

She sits there, flustered and shocked, no song returning— nothing but a startled little mink hiss a couple of times.]

I— that wasn't— what did you—

[ She could just walk off and savor the victory but something about the look on her face has her crouching down in front of her. ]

The next time you wanna throw your weight around, make sure it's not against a succubus. You're good, I'll give you that, but when it comes to sex appeal? I'm in the major leagues and you're in the minors.

[ Verosika seems to consider something for a moment then grins, tipping Velvet's chin up again. ]

How about a consolation prize for the road? Smile for the cameras, Velvet.

[ The name is purred out before she swoops in and locks lips with her. ]

[Well, whatever Velvet was thinking prior to that moment is voided entirely by her surprise. Verosika's lips are really against her own— her weird hell mouth is on hers— and for some reason, Velvet doesn't hate it.

...She doesn't hate it? Why doesn't she hate it? Verosika smells good, and her lips are soft, and her hair is brushing against Velvet's face, and she wants so badly to—]

—Huh?

[Verosika should love the way Velvet almost chases her, leaning forward in a stupor when Verosika retreats, the way her big ol doll lashes bat like a fawn. And before her brain catches up, her mouth utters a confused—]

O—kay?

[Before it hits her that there are indeed eyes still on her. Watching her flounder. Velvet scrambles to her feet— doing that weird hip spin again to get herself up as quick as possible. With a look at Verosika, she opens her mouth and lifts a finger as if she's going to say something—

and then turns around and books it.]

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