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TDM 001!!

A) MAY I OFFER U PIE IN THIS TRYING TIME(GARDEN LEVEL)
[OOPS YOU DIED. WELCOME TO THE GARDEN OF GOOD AND EVIL. If you're new here, have a sheep cherub or imp slap a "HI MY NAME IS--" sticker on you, and frantically explain "DON'T WORRY, WE'RE WORKING ON IT, WE'LL HAVE YOU OUT HERE....AT...SOME POINT..." Wack. Also, you may noticed that your body may or may not have changed. What's up with that??? Who cares, at least you have as spiffy new cell phone! You're also told you're free to take the elevators up to Heaven or down to Hell. Good luck!
In the mean time--join the garden party that's going on! Or at least, it seems like a party?? Except all they are serving is pie. Apple pie. Blueberry pie. The classics. For you more Carnivorous types, there's stuff like mince pie, and...the name is smudged, but maybe don't eat that one unless you're a cannibal.
But along with a variety of normal pies, if you accidentally eat a weird pie, your character might experience the following:
Vinegar Pie - It's tasty but suddenly you're compelled to blurt out an Insult or ruthlessly tease the next person you see.
"Sweet" Potato - If you're a normally grumpy or aggro character, this pie will suddenly make you want to be more affectionate! This can be anything from wanting to hold hands or saying genuine nice things.
Humble Pie - Suddenly you feel complimenting or praising others and might downplay your own achievements, or insult yourself.
You can probably shake off the effects, but hey. Free pie!! ]

[TIME TO EXPLORE. Today in the Hell Level, the Hotel (Ho-hell? Helll-tel? Okay just Hotel) it's time for spring cleaning! Wait, didn't they just have that? An Imp says yes, but this is a different type of cleaning. Time to TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!!!
Which is to say, out of no where you might receive a PUNCH in the face by a local, or an imp! If the latter it's like being bapped by a sick little lamb. Still, even if a local punches you, you suddenly heal immediately? That's right, TODAY ONLY, this is a 'get into a scrap injury free' spring holiday, and you can rough house as much as you want with each other today in the Hotel, and NO DAMAGE will remain! Ever wanted to get cut in half and suddenly stitch back together? WELL TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY.
If you're not into PG rated guro however, why don't you try exploring:
-The clubs! The nightlife in hell is FANTASTIC and genuinely fun!
-Games! Along with casinos galore, there are also normal arcades! Any game you can imagine, it exists.
-Or explore parts of Hell's Hotel that don't involve getting into a dogpile! ]

C) MARCH COMES IN LIKE....(HEAVEN LEVEL)
[TODAY IN HEAVEN THOUGH, there are advertisements for the ZOO!! A zoo in heaven?? Fuck yea!! But when you get there you see nothing but...........lions. And lambs. Just, everywhere. They aren't fighting though, but being super cute and soft and have tiny wings. You can pet them and pick them up--well the lambs at least. The lion might crush you. But you're dead anyway so give it a shot champ!!
Local angels explain that every 'spring' the zoo does this, and it's a sign of good fortune! You might wonder why you need good fortune in Heaven, but fuck it, when it Rome!! If you stick around long enough the zoo will change back to 'normal' and you can find other animals to gawk at.
If zoos aren't your thing though, check out heaven's:
-BEACH!! How is there an ocean and sandy white beach in the sky! Who cares, it's heaven! Beach episode time!
-Coffee shops! There are no coffee shops in hell! LIVE YOUR COFFEE AU DREAMS.
-Or just explore the Heavenly hotel in general!]
D) WILDCARD
[DO WHATEVER ELSE or send text messages on your phone!! ]
OOC NOTES:
-This TDM is open to all! For now, you do NOT need to join the comm to play in it!
-Post questions for the mods here
-Remember, playing in the TDM does NOT guarantee your entry or app being accepted into the game proper later down the line!
-Apps open next Sunday! Be sure to read the rules linked there and check the current taken list!
-For current players: TDMs count as game canon AND threads may be used for AC if you wish!
Haruhito Yano | Odd Taxi
[On one hand, he could be sitting in a jail cell right now. Which would be extremely uncool for someone like Yano, the greatest gangster in the mafia right now.
On the other hand, he's apparently dead now? What the hell happened? Did someone shiv him on the way to being transferred to another block or something? And what's up with looking like he escaped from a furry convention? And there's no sign of Sekiguchi to serve as his bodyguard here, which makes this the first time in practically three years that he's been left well and truly on his own somewhere.
As such, after spending a few minutes cursing to himself, Yano has become the most wallflower to rival all wallflowers, leaning as far away as possible from any other people here. He doesn't touch any of the pies, and anyone who tries to be friendly by sharing any or even just trying to say hello gets a rather... interesting response:]
Back off, do I look like a sucker to you, a complete and utter fool? Take your so-called good will and shove it, or else you'll be responsible, see how I can be quite reprehensible, for the violence that will ensue!
[...Why yes, he is speaking in freestyle rhyme. This is a thing he tends to do, a lot.]
hell level (cw: actual violence)
[And then some imp gets it in their head to actually try to punch him in the face. Instead of reacting like a normal person might, the short porcupine man actually starts to laugh as he adjusts his gloves here, cracks his knuckles.]
You wanna pick a fight? Then you better get in order your final wishes, 'cause I'm gonna make you sleep with the fishes.
[And then he proceeds to pull a knife, because he never said anything about playing fair. Normally, he would just leave it to Sekiguchi to beat the shit out of his enemies for him, but since he's not here, Yano will have to establish that he's not to be messed with on his own here. It also seems like he's genuinely serious about that threat about making this guy "sleep with the fishes", because if you don't catch him in the middle of this brawl with the imp, then you might catch him after dragging the imp along by the leg during a moment of them being unconscious, looking around for a body of water in Hell to toss the poor bastard into.]
[wildcard]
[Feel free to hit me up here if you have an idea of something you wanna do with Yano! You can also PM me on this journal, or find me on plurk at
garden level
...So mind tryin' again without all that bull♠♥♣♦ you just said?
no subject
Hah? This, coming from a guy who can't even speak without gettin' censored outta the gate? [And then, Yano gives the other a onceover of his own here, his own expression somewhere between unimpressed and almost pitying.] Now that I'm really looking, cat didn't just get your tongue, it got your whole footing with the way you walk and talk? I almost feel sorry for you, mate.
no subject
[Husk isn't really phased aside from slight irritation.]
So I'm guessin' your attitude's just another way to say no to a good drink.
no subject
[Someone is likely going to be in a rude awakening soon when he finds out he's a sinner...]
But hey, don't go putting words in my mouth, fat cat, it ain't like that. I never played any cards, gave any regards, that indicated I'm not capable of knowing my way around a drink or two, being opposed to having a few. If this place has gots some wine, then that'd be just fine.
no subject
[But you're weird with that rhyming thing. Husk crosses his arms.]
Pssh... Maybe not here... but we're bound to find some bar in hell I can take over the position of bartender up and mix up a drink or two.
no subject
A bar in hell? Ain't that just swell. If you know the way, then lead and take us away, and to this garden we can say farewell!
[This place is too bright and cheery for his liking anyway.]
no subject
It ain't exactly the hell I'm from, but if it's anythin' like it, it should be an easy find.
Garden
Woah. Cool it. I'm not trying to mess with you. Just another person who ended up in this mess.
[ At least they don't seem to mind him speaking in rhymes. ]
no subject
You may be an octopus, but don't think I can't tell when I'm gettin' some hostile looks.
[... Despite the fact that the other's eyes can't even be seen that well like this. He won't admit it, but Yano tends to a habit of assuming the worst of others and that most people looking in his direction are doing so with some kind of distaste, or think he's easy to take advantage of. As such, he scoffs, making some kind of dismissive gesture with his own hands here as he tries to keep his usual flow of words going.]
You think you can just walk up to where I'm standin' and act like we're rockin' in the same boat, need to work together to float? No thanks.
no subject
Never said anything about asking for help. You're the one jumping to conclusions here.
no subject
[A pause, before he then holds his arms up and laughs, like he didn't just subtly imply that he would have killed the person he's talking to.]
But for now I'm feelin' generous, so instead of lettin' things be gettin' too treacherous, how about thankin' me instead here for my temperance?
[What a weird way of saying that he is willing to let the comment slide?]
no subject
Sure, I'll let it slide. [ One arm goes to their side, another goes to their hip. ]
So... Any idea how you might have wound up here, or did you just show up all of a sudden like I did?