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heckinooc2024-03-17 09:47 am
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TDM 001!!
A) MAY I OFFER U PIE IN THIS TRYING TIME(GARDEN LEVEL)
[OOPS YOU DIED. WELCOME TO THE GARDEN OF GOOD AND EVIL. If you're new here, have a sheep cherub or imp slap a "HI MY NAME IS--" sticker on you, and frantically explain "DON'T WORRY, WE'RE WORKING ON IT, WE'LL HAVE YOU OUT HERE....AT...SOME POINT..." Wack. Also, you may noticed that your body may or may not have changed. What's up with that??? Who cares, at least you have as spiffy new cell phone! You're also told you're free to take the elevators up to Heaven or down to Hell. Good luck!
In the mean time--join the garden party that's going on! Or at least, it seems like a party?? Except all they are serving is pie. Apple pie. Blueberry pie. The classics. For you more Carnivorous types, there's stuff like mince pie, and...the name is smudged, but maybe don't eat that one unless you're a cannibal.
But along with a variety of normal pies, if you accidentally eat a weird pie, your character might experience the following:
Vinegar Pie - It's tasty but suddenly you're compelled to blurt out an Insult or ruthlessly tease the next person you see.
"Sweet" Potato - If you're a normally grumpy or aggro character, this pie will suddenly make you want to be more affectionate! This can be anything from wanting to hold hands or saying genuine nice things.
Humble Pie - Suddenly you feel complimenting or praising others and might downplay your own achievements, or insult yourself.
You can probably shake off the effects, but hey. Free pie!! ]
[TIME TO EXPLORE. Today in the Hell Level, the Hotel (Ho-hell? Helll-tel? Okay just Hotel) it's time for spring cleaning! Wait, didn't they just have that? An Imp says yes, but this is a different type of cleaning. Time to TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!!!
Which is to say, out of no where you might receive a PUNCH in the face by a local, or an imp! If the latter it's like being bapped by a sick little lamb. Still, even if a local punches you, you suddenly heal immediately? That's right, TODAY ONLY, this is a 'get into a scrap injury free' spring holiday, and you can rough house as much as you want with each other today in the Hotel, and NO DAMAGE will remain! Ever wanted to get cut in half and suddenly stitch back together? WELL TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY.
If you're not into PG rated guro however, why don't you try exploring:
-The clubs! The nightlife in hell is FANTASTIC and genuinely fun!
-Games! Along with casinos galore, there are also normal arcades! Any game you can imagine, it exists.
-Or explore parts of Hell's Hotel that don't involve getting into a dogpile! ]
C) MARCH COMES IN LIKE....(HEAVEN LEVEL)
[TODAY IN HEAVEN THOUGH, there are advertisements for the ZOO!! A zoo in heaven?? Fuck yea!! But when you get there you see nothing but...........lions. And lambs. Just, everywhere. They aren't fighting though, but being super cute and soft and have tiny wings. You can pet them and pick them up--well the lambs at least. The lion might crush you. But you're dead anyway so give it a shot champ!!
Local angels explain that every 'spring' the zoo does this, and it's a sign of good fortune! You might wonder why you need good fortune in Heaven, but fuck it, when it Rome!! If you stick around long enough the zoo will change back to 'normal' and you can find other animals to gawk at.
If zoos aren't your thing though, check out heaven's:
-BEACH!! How is there an ocean and sandy white beach in the sky! Who cares, it's heaven! Beach episode time!
-Coffee shops! There are no coffee shops in hell! LIVE YOUR COFFEE AU DREAMS.
-Or just explore the Heavenly hotel in general!]
D) WILDCARD
[DO WHATEVER ELSE or send text messages on your phone!! ]
OOC NOTES:
-This TDM is open to all! For now, you do NOT need to join the comm to play in it!
-Post questions for the mods here
-Remember, playing in the TDM does NOT guarantee your entry or app being accepted into the game proper later down the line!
-Apps open next Sunday! Be sure to read the rules linked there and check the current taken list!
-For current players: TDMs count as game canon AND threads may be used for AC if you wish!
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[Each word is punctuated by a kick as she goes to fucking town on the poor soul in front of her. She wrestles free of the person grabbing her and gives the guy one last kick for good measure. If this weren't a Hell Cheat Day he'd be in sorry shape.]
And stay out, creep! That'll teach you to talk to a lady like that!
[He hisses, baring some devilish fangs before turning tail and running. This leaves Bulma breathing heavily, recovering, and Charlie-- well. Charlie is trying her best. At least her attempts at peer mediation don't make Bulma more agitated.]
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Um... not to nag, and of course, you know, in extreme situations it's okay to resort to violence as self-defense... but wouldn't it be a bit better to... oh, I dunno... just sort of look to more peaceful solutions?
Here, I'll try! You kicked me in the face... and that's totally okay! I know you were just a little lost in the middle of your fight, or... a lot lost in your fight. See? I just put myself in your own circumstances. Now I'm free of any violent thoughts! I've got plenty of time to use on other, productive things!
I could sing a song, or take a walk, or stay inside and watch a movie... I'm free!
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[Gleeful and extreme violence is quite liberating, as it happens.]
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[She turns her head so not to see it.]
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[After the sounds of fighting and the surrounding cheering dies down, Bulma taps Charlie on the shoulder. If she deigns to turn around, she'll find Bulma's mouth smeared with blood. As if realizing a sensation for the first time, taps her fingertips against the blood on her chin and makes a disgusted face, sneering and trying to rub it off with the back of her hand.]
Euuughhh groo-ooss!! *Blegh!*
[She coughs and tries to spit some of it out, making a scene of it in the way only a teenage girl can. It's nasty, but you should see the other guy! In the background said other guy is being dragged away by a bunch of Hell-dwellers shaking their heads in Bulma's direction.]
Ugh, I'm sorry I look so gross. Hey, do you work here or something? You know where a girl can scrub this gunk off?
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--Yes! Maybe some mouthwash and toothpaste for you as well!
[She subtly and very gently rubs the blood off her cheek.]
your charlie makes me laugh so much i love her
[The once tough-looking expression almost melts off of her face. Bulma looks like she might... cry? She looks less like a maniac and more like a teenage girl whose life revolves around embarrassment. And in a way, doesn't it? She half-groans, half-whimpers to make this known.]
Being dirty like this is the worst....
ty so much ;;
[Yeah, she'll be back to try again. She has no idea where there'd be anything hygiene-related to be found but, step one was stop Bulma from getting more blood-soaked until she was reminded of cannibal town.]