heckinooc | TDM 001!!

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A) MAY I OFFER U PIE IN THIS TRYING TIME(GARDEN LEVEL)
[OOPS YOU DIED. WELCOME TO THE GARDEN OF GOOD AND EVIL. If you're new here, have a sheep cherub or imp slap a "HI MY NAME IS--" sticker on you, and frantically explain "DON'T WORRY, WE'RE WORKING ON IT, WE'LL HAVE YOU OUT HERE....AT...SOME POINT..." Wack. Also, you may noticed that your body may or may not have changed. What's up with that??? Who cares, at least you have as spiffy new cell phone! You're also told you're free to take the elevators up to Heaven or down to Hell. Good luck!

In the mean time--join the garden party that's going on! Or at least, it seems like a party?? Except all they are serving is pie. Apple pie. Blueberry pie. The classics. For you more Carnivorous types, there's stuff like mince pie, and...the name is smudged, but maybe don't eat that one unless you're a cannibal.

But along with a variety of normal pies, if you accidentally eat a weird pie, your character might experience the following:
Vinegar Pie - It's tasty but suddenly you're compelled to blurt out an Insult or ruthlessly tease the next person you see.
"Sweet" Potato - If you're a normally grumpy or aggro character, this pie will suddenly make you want to be more affectionate! This can be anything from wanting to hold hands or saying genuine nice things.
Humble Pie - Suddenly you feel complimenting or praising others and might downplay your own achievements, or insult yourself.

You can probably shake off the effects, but hey. Free pie!! ]

B) LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE (HELL LEVEL)
[TIME TO EXPLORE. Today in the Hell Level, the Hotel (Ho-hell? Helll-tel? Okay just Hotel) it's time for spring cleaning! Wait, didn't they just have that? An Imp says yes, but this is a different type of cleaning. Time to TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!!!

Which is to say, out of no where you might receive a PUNCH in the face by a local, or an imp! If the latter it's like being bapped by a sick little lamb. Still, even if a local punches you, you suddenly heal immediately? That's right, TODAY ONLY, this is a 'get into a scrap injury free' spring holiday, and you can rough house as much as you want with each other today in the Hotel, and NO DAMAGE will remain! Ever wanted to get cut in half and suddenly stitch back together? WELL TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY.

If you're not into PG rated guro however, why don't you try exploring:
-The clubs! The nightlife in hell is FANTASTIC and genuinely fun!
-Games! Along with casinos galore, there are also normal arcades! Any game you can imagine, it exists.
-Or explore parts of Hell's Hotel that don't involve getting into a dogpile! ]

C) MARCH COMES IN LIKE....(HEAVEN LEVEL)
[TODAY IN HEAVEN THOUGH, there are advertisements for the ZOO!! A zoo in heaven?? Fuck yea!! But when you get there you see nothing but...........lions. And lambs. Just, everywhere. They aren't fighting though, but being super cute and soft and have tiny wings. You can pet them and pick them up--well the lambs at least. The lion might crush you. But you're dead anyway so give it a shot champ!!

Local angels explain that every 'spring' the zoo does this, and it's a sign of good fortune! You might wonder why you need good fortune in Heaven, but fuck it, when it Rome!! If you stick around long enough the zoo will change back to 'normal' and you can find other animals to gawk at.

If zoos aren't your thing though, check out heaven's:
-BEACH!! How is there an ocean and sandy white beach in the sky! Who cares, it's heaven! Beach episode time!
-Coffee shops! There are no coffee shops in hell! LIVE YOUR COFFEE AU DREAMS.
-Or just explore the Heavenly hotel in general!]

D) WILDCARD
[DO WHATEVER ELSE or send text messages on your phone!! ]

OOC NOTES:
-This TDM is open to all! For now, you do NOT need to join the comm to play in it!
-Post questions for the mods here
-Remember, playing in the TDM does NOT guarantee your entry or app being accepted into the game proper later down the line!
-Apps open next Sunday! Be sure to read the rules linked there and check the current taken list!
-For current players: TDMs count as game canon AND threads may be used for AC if you wish!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Sir? It's me, Moxxie. I'm not really sure what's going on here, but there's something really wrong here. I'm not sure this is the real Hell.

Oh! Moxxie! How could I forget one of my saviors from that nasty little assassination attempt? I don't think I ever fully showed my gratitude for what you and your wife had done for me.

But! There will be time for that later. I only just got here myself however I do know one thing. This isn't our Hell. I don't have access to all my powers which has been... troubling. I might need of your services again.

I'm glad to be of service, sir. I just wish we could have gotten there sooner.

Yeah, I kind of suspected this wasn't our Hell. Especially since they seem to be calling the weird sheep things 'imps'? But yes, of course! I will absolutely be at your service!

Oh no! Please don't trouble yourself. I called when you all were busy. I survived, so that is what is important.

[Going to leave out that the only reason why he lived was the attack was suddenly called off... Taking that secret to his grave.]

Wonderful! With being so close to... angelic puts my feathers on edge. I'm not sure how bad it would be if one decided to test their abilities on me... Best to be avoided!

Not sure how I will pay you since I don't have any money to my name here... I'm sure I can figure out some manner of compensation.

We can worry about that when we get back to the real Hell.

Where are you? I'll come meet you.

I am currently taking shelter in an empty room at the hotel. Earlier I was accosted by the employees where they tired to kidnap me.

Please be careful if you came to find me. For some reason everyone is attacking others on sight. Was told it was some sort of holiday today.

I'll be right there.

[A few minutes later, Moxxie sends a follow up text.]

Okay, I'm here. Walking through the halls. Where are you?

[As the little imp wandered the halls, down at the end of the corridor a door to a supply closet opens. Peeking around the door frame was the familiar glow of the owl's eyes peering out from the dimly lit room.]

Psst! In here Moxxie dear.

[A taloned hand reached out to beckon him over.]

[Moxxie hurries over, surprised to see that Stolas was hiding in a closet.]

I'm sure you'll be fine coming out of the closet now, sir. I'll make sure none of the natives here harass you.

[There was a slight pause as Stolas peeked around the edge of the door. Once he was satisfied that the coast was clear, he swung open the door to exit back out into the hallway. Clasping his hands together, the goetic prince beams down at Moxxie as if he wasn't just hiding in a broom closet.]

Thank you so much for coming to find me. I hope the hotel staff didn't give you too much issue. When I stepped off the elevator they were hitting me with sticks and tied me up.

Oh, they back off real quick when you bring a gun to a fist fight.

[He silently wonders how they managed to tie up Stolas, but decides not to ask. It does seem to happen surprisingly often for how powerful he is.]

But don't worry, sir! I can be your bodyguard until whatever's going on is over. So where were you headed?

[Okay, look Mox, first, he didn't want to hurt the little imps. If he felt seriously threatened, he could have gotten away... Maybe. Second... he miiiiight be experiencing slight technical difficulties with his magic right now.]

I can see how that makes a difference. [Stolas hid a soft chuckle behind a hand, before he tilts his head.] Well, no where in particular. I was trying to get my barrings and see if I can figure out where I was. Maybe look for someone to talk to to see I can get more information about why we're stuck here.

I did find this in my coat pocket.

[The owl fished out a room key for Moxxie to examine.]

I believe it's for a room here.

Oh, yeah! I got one, too.

[He takes out his own room key.]

They're definitely room keys. Do you want to go find yours, your highness?

Please, no need for formalities. Just Stolas is fine.

[He flashes Moxxie a gentle smile before he hoots softly to himself.]

This such a capable body guard by my side, I feel much better to brave the bowels of the hotel. Shall we?

Of course, your--Stolas, sir. Lead the way and I'll keep an eye out for any of these...what they're calling imps.

[He might be a bit put off that they keep calling creatures that clearly aren't imps, imps.]

TDM 001!!

Hell Phone - Opera Ghost

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