heckinooc | TDM 001!!

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A) MAY I OFFER U PIE IN THIS TRYING TIME(GARDEN LEVEL)
[OOPS YOU DIED. WELCOME TO THE GARDEN OF GOOD AND EVIL. If you're new here, have a sheep cherub or imp slap a "HI MY NAME IS--" sticker on you, and frantically explain "DON'T WORRY, WE'RE WORKING ON IT, WE'LL HAVE YOU OUT HERE....AT...SOME POINT..." Wack. Also, you may noticed that your body may or may not have changed. What's up with that??? Who cares, at least you have as spiffy new cell phone! You're also told you're free to take the elevators up to Heaven or down to Hell. Good luck!

In the mean time--join the garden party that's going on! Or at least, it seems like a party?? Except all they are serving is pie. Apple pie. Blueberry pie. The classics. For you more Carnivorous types, there's stuff like mince pie, and...the name is smudged, but maybe don't eat that one unless you're a cannibal.

But along with a variety of normal pies, if you accidentally eat a weird pie, your character might experience the following:
Vinegar Pie - It's tasty but suddenly you're compelled to blurt out an Insult or ruthlessly tease the next person you see.
"Sweet" Potato - If you're a normally grumpy or aggro character, this pie will suddenly make you want to be more affectionate! This can be anything from wanting to hold hands or saying genuine nice things.
Humble Pie - Suddenly you feel complimenting or praising others and might downplay your own achievements, or insult yourself.

You can probably shake off the effects, but hey. Free pie!! ]

B) LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE (HELL LEVEL)
[TIME TO EXPLORE. Today in the Hell Level, the Hotel (Ho-hell? Helll-tel? Okay just Hotel) it's time for spring cleaning! Wait, didn't they just have that? An Imp says yes, but this is a different type of cleaning. Time to TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!!!

Which is to say, out of no where you might receive a PUNCH in the face by a local, or an imp! If the latter it's like being bapped by a sick little lamb. Still, even if a local punches you, you suddenly heal immediately? That's right, TODAY ONLY, this is a 'get into a scrap injury free' spring holiday, and you can rough house as much as you want with each other today in the Hotel, and NO DAMAGE will remain! Ever wanted to get cut in half and suddenly stitch back together? WELL TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY.

If you're not into PG rated guro however, why don't you try exploring:
-The clubs! The nightlife in hell is FANTASTIC and genuinely fun!
-Games! Along with casinos galore, there are also normal arcades! Any game you can imagine, it exists.
-Or explore parts of Hell's Hotel that don't involve getting into a dogpile! ]

C) MARCH COMES IN LIKE....(HEAVEN LEVEL)
[TODAY IN HEAVEN THOUGH, there are advertisements for the ZOO!! A zoo in heaven?? Fuck yea!! But when you get there you see nothing but...........lions. And lambs. Just, everywhere. They aren't fighting though, but being super cute and soft and have tiny wings. You can pet them and pick them up--well the lambs at least. The lion might crush you. But you're dead anyway so give it a shot champ!!

Local angels explain that every 'spring' the zoo does this, and it's a sign of good fortune! You might wonder why you need good fortune in Heaven, but fuck it, when it Rome!! If you stick around long enough the zoo will change back to 'normal' and you can find other animals to gawk at.

If zoos aren't your thing though, check out heaven's:
-BEACH!! How is there an ocean and sandy white beach in the sky! Who cares, it's heaven! Beach episode time!
-Coffee shops! There are no coffee shops in hell! LIVE YOUR COFFEE AU DREAMS.
-Or just explore the Heavenly hotel in general!]

D) WILDCARD
[DO WHATEVER ELSE or send text messages on your phone!! ]

OOC NOTES:
-This TDM is open to all! For now, you do NOT need to join the comm to play in it!
-Post questions for the mods here
-Remember, playing in the TDM does NOT guarantee your entry or app being accepted into the game proper later down the line!
-Apps open next Sunday! Be sure to read the rules linked there and check the current taken list!
-For current players: TDMs count as game canon AND threads may be used for AC if you wish!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[Ryou is currently experiencing so much stress. Much like in Domino, he's a trouble magnet, and his snake tail had nudged a passing sinner and created trouble for him.

In fairness, the snake was now hooding and flashing fangs while striking out as Ryou tries to dodge.]

I-I'm trying--they won't leave me alone, I didn't intend to inconvenience them, but--

[Oop. Someone's getting his pretty white hair pulled.

SNAKE TAIL IS GOING TO BITE THE AGGRESSOR! BITE BITE BITE.]

Oh! That's the first step! Just turn around and say 'I'm sorry', and...

[Then she watches his tail start to lash out.]

No, no! Not like that! That's just going to make it worse! Oh boy... you know what, I'm sorry, too! On his behalf!

[Now there's a lead pipe being thrown at her face.]

On whose behalf? This is really confusing!

[Ryou flares his wings, then tries to backstep a bit so that his tail isn't being aggro at the other sinner, but also in reaction to still having his hair pulled. The stiff white feathers buffet the attacker and make them step back.

...Said attacker is not pleased, and is considering retaliating on both these dipshits.

"Fuck off already! You started this shit, and I'm finishing it!"

Ryou turns to the young woman with a frantic look in his eyes.]

Please, help me!

[Saddest hell denizen ever wow he looks so pathetic.]

Shit!

[Meanwhile, Charlie's been hit in the face with that stray lead pipe, enough to draw blood and make her see stars. It's enough someone outright jumps on top of her and knocks her to the floor.]

Hold on!

[Fortunately she was able to keep hold of it, and she starts waving around without looking at where she's swinging.]

I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!!

[They start to connect though, including the one holding Ryou's hair.]

TDM 001!!

I'M LOVE HER I have to make this dumb and not what she expects

awesome!

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