TDM 001!!

[heckinmods]

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A) MAY I OFFER U PIE IN THIS TRYING TIME(GARDEN LEVEL)
[OOPS YOU DIED. WELCOME TO THE GARDEN OF GOOD AND EVIL. If you're new here, have a sheep cherub or imp slap a "HI MY NAME IS--" sticker on you, and frantically explain "DON'T WORRY, WE'RE WORKING ON IT, WE'LL HAVE YOU OUT HERE....AT...SOME POINT..." Wack. Also, you may noticed that your body may or may not have changed. What's up with that??? Who cares, at least you have as spiffy new cell phone! You're also told you're free to take the elevators up to Heaven or down to Hell. Good luck!

In the mean time--join the garden party that's going on! Or at least, it seems like a party?? Except all they are serving is pie. Apple pie. Blueberry pie. The classics. For you more Carnivorous types, there's stuff like mince pie, and...the name is smudged, but maybe don't eat that one unless you're a cannibal.

But along with a variety of normal pies, if you accidentally eat a weird pie, your character might experience the following:
Vinegar Pie - It's tasty but suddenly you're compelled to blurt out an Insult or ruthlessly tease the next person you see.
"Sweet" Potato - If you're a normally grumpy or aggro character, this pie will suddenly make you want to be more affectionate! This can be anything from wanting to hold hands or saying genuine nice things.
Humble Pie - Suddenly you feel complimenting or praising others and might downplay your own achievements, or insult yourself.

You can probably shake off the effects, but hey. Free pie!! ]


B) LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE (HELL LEVEL)
[TIME TO EXPLORE. Today in the Hell Level, the Hotel (Ho-hell? Helll-tel? Okay just Hotel) it's time for spring cleaning! Wait, didn't they just have that? An Imp says yes, but this is a different type of cleaning. Time to TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!!!

Which is to say, out of no where you might receive a PUNCH in the face by a local, or an imp! If the latter it's like being bapped by a sick little lamb. Still, even if a local punches you, you suddenly heal immediately? That's right, TODAY ONLY, this is a 'get into a scrap injury free' spring holiday, and you can rough house as much as you want with each other today in the Hotel, and NO DAMAGE will remain! Ever wanted to get cut in half and suddenly stitch back together? WELL TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY.

If you're not into PG rated guro however, why don't you try exploring:
-The clubs! The nightlife in hell is FANTASTIC and genuinely fun!
-Games! Along with casinos galore, there are also normal arcades! Any game you can imagine, it exists.
-Or explore parts of Hell's Hotel that don't involve getting into a dogpile! ]


C) MARCH COMES IN LIKE....(HEAVEN LEVEL)
[TODAY IN HEAVEN THOUGH, there are advertisements for the ZOO!! A zoo in heaven?? Fuck yea!! But when you get there you see nothing but...........lions. And lambs. Just, everywhere. They aren't fighting though, but being super cute and soft and have tiny wings. You can pet them and pick them up--well the lambs at least. The lion might crush you. But you're dead anyway so give it a shot champ!!

Local angels explain that every 'spring' the zoo does this, and it's a sign of good fortune! You might wonder why you need good fortune in Heaven, but fuck it, when it Rome!! If you stick around long enough the zoo will change back to 'normal' and you can find other animals to gawk at.

If zoos aren't your thing though, check out heaven's:
-BEACH!! How is there an ocean and sandy white beach in the sky! Who cares, it's heaven! Beach episode time!
-Coffee shops! There are no coffee shops in hell! LIVE YOUR COFFEE AU DREAMS.
-Or just explore the Heavenly hotel in general!]

D) WILDCARD
[DO WHATEVER ELSE or send text messages on your phone!! ]


OOC NOTES:
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-Post questions for the mods here
-Remember, playing in the TDM does NOT guarantee your entry or app being accepted into the game proper later down the line!
-Apps open next Sunday! Be sure to read the rules linked there and check the current taken list!
-For current players: TDMs count as game canon AND threads may be used for AC if you wish!

Comments

[grumpface]

[Husk stands up from sitting against the wall.]

Sure, why the ♥♠♦♦ not? Got nothin' better to do...

[He misinterprets the wanting to hold hands thing as Niffty wanting to be picked up. He sighs and does so, then going on to take the elevator down to hell, since nobody seems to be watching over them. On second thought, it might've been better anyway for Husk to have picked Niffty up. Just don't run out of his site and bother any bullshit porn bosses. Again.]

This ain't our hell, so you'll hafta tell me where to go.

[Husk ain't going to use his wings to fly.]

[orkin]

[ Even better! Now she's at the perfect angle to reach up and tug on those angelic-looking wings, fanning the feathers out while she is talking to him. Wings don't just intrigue her when she is wasted, especially when they belong to her unwilling partner in crime.

Look, no promises there. She is already making Valentino miserable here, justice for Angel. Even though Angel told her to simmer down, she can't help herself when it comes to her bad boys. ]

To the first floor of not our hotel! [ She thrusts an arm outward, pointing in the direction of the hotel. ] The bartender is really lame, he didn't get mad when I took all of his toothpicks. I've been using them to stab bugs, then I leave their bodies outside the hotel so all the other bugs can see their impaled bodies. Sometimes they don't die right away, so I think I'm winning!

[ True to her word, the first thing they'll see once they get there is a month's worth of pests stacked up like a morbid little choir on both sides of the hotel's entrance. She looks so proud, too. ]

[grumpface]

[Just don't pull any of them out and you're good, Niffty. Otherwise, Husk WILL drop you.]

Good for you, Niff. I'm sure these bugs are beginnin' to fear you.

[Said unenthusiastically. Husk doesn't think she can tell. He also m,akes sure to not mess up any of the piles around the front door as he steps in.]

You want me to take over the bar? I can't exactly promise I'd be able to be there a hundred percent of the time.

[orkin]

[ She fails to see the threat in that, as she would win a feather and pain. Better luck next time, kitty. ]

That's because I found the nest in the wall.

[ Oh, she absolutely can't, as far as she's concerned that was a blatant display of genuine enthusiasm coming from him. Her chest swells with pride and she's just about to tell him how she stabbed through the wall in her room to get to the nest when he brings up the bar. ]

Okay! The old one doesn't smile like you do.

[ .. Husk doesn't smile, Niff. ]

Does Alastor know you're here yet?

[grumpface]

[In exchange for losing the privilege of being carried by Husk in the future.]

I don't smile.

[In what world does Niff see Husk- Actually, Husk isn't even going to finish that thought. Because it's Niffty he's talking to.]

Yeah, I met him earlier. Told me some very ♠♣♥♦in' interestin' information. Nothin' you need to be concerned about.

[And certainly nothing about any Bad Boys.]