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heckinooc2024-03-17 09:47 am
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TDM 001!!
A) MAY I OFFER U PIE IN THIS TRYING TIME(GARDEN LEVEL)
[OOPS YOU DIED. WELCOME TO THE GARDEN OF GOOD AND EVIL. If you're new here, have a sheep cherub or imp slap a "HI MY NAME IS--" sticker on you, and frantically explain "DON'T WORRY, WE'RE WORKING ON IT, WE'LL HAVE YOU OUT HERE....AT...SOME POINT..." Wack. Also, you may noticed that your body may or may not have changed. What's up with that??? Who cares, at least you have as spiffy new cell phone! You're also told you're free to take the elevators up to Heaven or down to Hell. Good luck!
In the mean time--join the garden party that's going on! Or at least, it seems like a party?? Except all they are serving is pie. Apple pie. Blueberry pie. The classics. For you more Carnivorous types, there's stuff like mince pie, and...the name is smudged, but maybe don't eat that one unless you're a cannibal.
But along with a variety of normal pies, if you accidentally eat a weird pie, your character might experience the following:
Vinegar Pie - It's tasty but suddenly you're compelled to blurt out an Insult or ruthlessly tease the next person you see.
"Sweet" Potato - If you're a normally grumpy or aggro character, this pie will suddenly make you want to be more affectionate! This can be anything from wanting to hold hands or saying genuine nice things.
Humble Pie - Suddenly you feel complimenting or praising others and might downplay your own achievements, or insult yourself.
You can probably shake off the effects, but hey. Free pie!! ]
[TIME TO EXPLORE. Today in the Hell Level, the Hotel (Ho-hell? Helll-tel? Okay just Hotel) it's time for spring cleaning! Wait, didn't they just have that? An Imp says yes, but this is a different type of cleaning. Time to TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!!!
Which is to say, out of no where you might receive a PUNCH in the face by a local, or an imp! If the latter it's like being bapped by a sick little lamb. Still, even if a local punches you, you suddenly heal immediately? That's right, TODAY ONLY, this is a 'get into a scrap injury free' spring holiday, and you can rough house as much as you want with each other today in the Hotel, and NO DAMAGE will remain! Ever wanted to get cut in half and suddenly stitch back together? WELL TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY.
If you're not into PG rated guro however, why don't you try exploring:
-The clubs! The nightlife in hell is FANTASTIC and genuinely fun!
-Games! Along with casinos galore, there are also normal arcades! Any game you can imagine, it exists.
-Or explore parts of Hell's Hotel that don't involve getting into a dogpile! ]
C) MARCH COMES IN LIKE....(HEAVEN LEVEL)
[TODAY IN HEAVEN THOUGH, there are advertisements for the ZOO!! A zoo in heaven?? Fuck yea!! But when you get there you see nothing but...........lions. And lambs. Just, everywhere. They aren't fighting though, but being super cute and soft and have tiny wings. You can pet them and pick them up--well the lambs at least. The lion might crush you. But you're dead anyway so give it a shot champ!!
Local angels explain that every 'spring' the zoo does this, and it's a sign of good fortune! You might wonder why you need good fortune in Heaven, but fuck it, when it Rome!! If you stick around long enough the zoo will change back to 'normal' and you can find other animals to gawk at.
If zoos aren't your thing though, check out heaven's:
-BEACH!! How is there an ocean and sandy white beach in the sky! Who cares, it's heaven! Beach episode time!
-Coffee shops! There are no coffee shops in hell! LIVE YOUR COFFEE AU DREAMS.
-Or just explore the Heavenly hotel in general!]
D) WILDCARD
[DO WHATEVER ELSE or send text messages on your phone!! ]
OOC NOTES:
-This TDM is open to all! For now, you do NOT need to join the comm to play in it!
-Post questions for the mods here
-Remember, playing in the TDM does NOT guarantee your entry or app being accepted into the game proper later down the line!
-Apps open next Sunday! Be sure to read the rules linked there and check the current taken list!
-For current players: TDMs count as game canon AND threads may be used for AC if you wish!
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[ Save her from herself, maybe. After heaving a sigh, and rolling her eyes, she walks up beside her. ]
You’re gonna get punched if you use that approach here. And you’ll probably lose your shoes—which would be a shame, they’re cute.
[ She doesn’t live under a rock and obviously keeps up with the times, she recognizes her before she even hears her start her spiel. So this is the little mastermind behind the hotel and the songs of triumph being pedaled around Hell right now. Color her intrigued.
Turning to walk away, she glances over a shoulder and lifts her shades to peer back at her. ]
Coming, Princess? Maybe we can talk about those techniques of yours.
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[Though, calling her 'Princess' unprompted and asking about techniques makes her jump and gasp.]
OH MY GOSH, are you serious??
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[ And she pays people to fight for her, gosh. No riot is worth screwing up her manicure but, without said people here, she's having to improvise—and she doesn't like it. ]
I don't know if you've noticed but we're in bargain brand Hell, if it's between watching these guys continue their pissing contest or walking with you? No contest. You guys really fucked those angels up, didn't you? I saw the news.
[ Wings twitching behind her, she folds her arms and purses her lips for a moment. ]
So tell me, Princess, what're you gonna do if they show up here looking for revenge?
1/3
[Give her a moment.]
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3/3
...You haven't thought about it, have you? It's never too late.
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[ She looks at the hand like it just sprouted a set of teeth, only holding up her own hand to decline. The question does give her pause but not for the reasons one might think. ]
That place couldn't handle me. Besides, I'm Hellborn, I'm not going anywhere.
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Well... 'Everyone is hot,' up there... Though, that's hardly a virtuous motivation.
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[ Okay, she can't resist a little teasing. She could have just walked right past her earlier, but her curiosity got the best of her. So, this was the infamous Princess of Hell, looking like she's about to start crying because she accidentally stepped on a bug. Since she's indulged her question, she is repaying the favor by distracting her in the best way she knows how.
Flirting the pants off of her. ]
I normally don't kiss on the first date.
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I'm in a happy committed relationship with my partner. A monogamous one. And... that won't change.
lies, 2/2
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The reaction was so worth it but it also tells her this girl is going to get absolutely demolished by some of the other inhabitants. If only she was an altruist, surely other people are here that she knows who can babysit. ]
You never know, she could show up. I'm Verosika, by the way.
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Nice to meet you Verosika! My name's Charlie! Charlie Morningstar! Daughter of Lucifer and Lilith! Oh, but you know that. I don't need to repeat. Not to you. Anyway, it's great to meet you! I'm really happy to meet someone else. Someone who only knows me from 'the news'. I mean, the TV is only going to show what the Vees want it to show. I'm super, duper excited that you're able to meet me, and see me, for who I am! "Judge for yourself," as they say! Though, if there's one thing the news report got right, it's that ending extermination day through rehabilitation has always been my goal. And when the first mortal soul redeems himself or herself, heaven will want to take him or her in, and beg for more! --I'm big on second chances, that's what I'm trying to say. Or third, or even fourth! So, don't doubt your princess, okay?
[she takes a moment to breathe.]
Oh, but please, just call me Charlie! And, I'll call you Verosika. By the way, I know you said you're hellborn, but if you ever want to sit in on any of the activities I'll be organizing, we'd never turn you away.
[she finally trails off into happy little 'eep' sounds as she tries to suck in excited breaths and nears hyperventilating.]
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Would it be in bad taste to offer it to Charlie to mellow her out? Probably. ]
You don't have to sell yourself to me, you know. Actions speak louder than words, Pri—Charlie. I might've doubted you at first because, let's face it, the best part of your first pitch was you and Killjoy attacking each other on air. When I tell you social media blew up.. [ As if recalling a fond memory, she smiles to herself. Who wouldn't want to see Katie Killjoy take a fist to the face? ] That bitch deserved to get knocked down a peg.
Shouldn't you be helping people who can actually be redeemed? Group projects aren't really my thing.
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Am I coming on too strong? I'm sorry. I'm just eager to meet new people! It's always so much... fun!
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The sooner you get that, the less it'll hurt later.
[ Hell is a revolving door of disappointment, or maybe she's just jaded at this point. ]
No, you're not, redemption is just wasted on me.
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[Charlie frowns. The praise is damning to her. Things were so different back then. The only one who believed in her was Vaggie, and the future looked so bleak... it was only when Alastor, Husk, and Niffty showed up with their renovations, help, and defense that she started to get more confidence.]
--Okay, I can understand why you would think that, but you know... a lot of demons have thought that! And... a lot of demons have let that keep them away.
But, the ones who try, they really start to do better things. --And, it's not me doing it for them. Every guest at the hotel chooses to be there.