TDM 001!!

[heckinmods]

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A) MAY I OFFER U PIE IN THIS TRYING TIME(GARDEN LEVEL)
[OOPS YOU DIED. WELCOME TO THE GARDEN OF GOOD AND EVIL. If you're new here, have a sheep cherub or imp slap a "HI MY NAME IS--" sticker on you, and frantically explain "DON'T WORRY, WE'RE WORKING ON IT, WE'LL HAVE YOU OUT HERE....AT...SOME POINT..." Wack. Also, you may noticed that your body may or may not have changed. What's up with that??? Who cares, at least you have as spiffy new cell phone! You're also told you're free to take the elevators up to Heaven or down to Hell. Good luck!

In the mean time--join the garden party that's going on! Or at least, it seems like a party?? Except all they are serving is pie. Apple pie. Blueberry pie. The classics. For you more Carnivorous types, there's stuff like mince pie, and...the name is smudged, but maybe don't eat that one unless you're a cannibal.

But along with a variety of normal pies, if you accidentally eat a weird pie, your character might experience the following:
Vinegar Pie - It's tasty but suddenly you're compelled to blurt out an Insult or ruthlessly tease the next person you see.
"Sweet" Potato - If you're a normally grumpy or aggro character, this pie will suddenly make you want to be more affectionate! This can be anything from wanting to hold hands or saying genuine nice things.
Humble Pie - Suddenly you feel complimenting or praising others and might downplay your own achievements, or insult yourself.

You can probably shake off the effects, but hey. Free pie!! ]


B) LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE (HELL LEVEL)
[TIME TO EXPLORE. Today in the Hell Level, the Hotel (Ho-hell? Helll-tel? Okay just Hotel) it's time for spring cleaning! Wait, didn't they just have that? An Imp says yes, but this is a different type of cleaning. Time to TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!!!

Which is to say, out of no where you might receive a PUNCH in the face by a local, or an imp! If the latter it's like being bapped by a sick little lamb. Still, even if a local punches you, you suddenly heal immediately? That's right, TODAY ONLY, this is a 'get into a scrap injury free' spring holiday, and you can rough house as much as you want with each other today in the Hotel, and NO DAMAGE will remain! Ever wanted to get cut in half and suddenly stitch back together? WELL TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY.

If you're not into PG rated guro however, why don't you try exploring:
-The clubs! The nightlife in hell is FANTASTIC and genuinely fun!
-Games! Along with casinos galore, there are also normal arcades! Any game you can imagine, it exists.
-Or explore parts of Hell's Hotel that don't involve getting into a dogpile! ]


C) MARCH COMES IN LIKE....(HEAVEN LEVEL)
[TODAY IN HEAVEN THOUGH, there are advertisements for the ZOO!! A zoo in heaven?? Fuck yea!! But when you get there you see nothing but...........lions. And lambs. Just, everywhere. They aren't fighting though, but being super cute and soft and have tiny wings. You can pet them and pick them up--well the lambs at least. The lion might crush you. But you're dead anyway so give it a shot champ!!

Local angels explain that every 'spring' the zoo does this, and it's a sign of good fortune! You might wonder why you need good fortune in Heaven, but fuck it, when it Rome!! If you stick around long enough the zoo will change back to 'normal' and you can find other animals to gawk at.

If zoos aren't your thing though, check out heaven's:
-BEACH!! How is there an ocean and sandy white beach in the sky! Who cares, it's heaven! Beach episode time!
-Coffee shops! There are no coffee shops in hell! LIVE YOUR COFFEE AU DREAMS.
-Or just explore the Heavenly hotel in general!]

D) WILDCARD
[DO WHATEVER ELSE or send text messages on your phone!! ]


OOC NOTES:
-This TDM is open to all! For now, you do NOT need to join the comm to play in it!
-Post questions for the mods here
-Remember, playing in the TDM does NOT guarantee your entry or app being accepted into the game proper later down the line!
-Apps open next Sunday! Be sure to read the rules linked there and check the current taken list!
-For current players: TDMs count as game canon AND threads may be used for AC if you wish!

Comments

[technicaldifficulties]

And now we have more. [ manual labor, mostly. he's not looking for talent right now. ]

But, yes, Val... if it's got to be cleaned, then we might as well fuck it up just a little bite more. [ literally. ] Keep that up and we won't make it to the new place.

[hookersandblows]

Who says we have to..?

[ But he knows better... and it's a sort of vanity that has him wanting to show the new place off. He's been working on the interior decorating, after all. If they don't have their tower back, the least he could do is recreate their elaborate, cozy little penthouse lounge with what this counterfeit hell has to offer.

But the assgrab is short lived and that wandering arm slides around Vox's waist for a quick hug. ]

...maybe I missed that flat face more than I knew. Go figure.

[technicaldifficulties]

...let's not give these pathetic little shits a show without charging. [ so even if he's tempted ( because val IS tempting ) he's not going to act on his own desires until they're behind closed doors. and certainly not just because they can't market it. he has a reputation to rebuild, and he doesn't want anybody to know ( and exploit ) that val drives him crazy ( affectionate ). ]

[ wow, stop making him feel things. ] And I missed you too, Val. [ he winds his own arms around val, walking his claws up his back as he sends subtle little tingles up his spine. ] You're one of a kind. [ and while he shouldn't indulge... he really can't help himself. he kisses him, mouths clashing for a kiss that's all tongue and teeth. ]

[hookersandblows]

[ What the fuck was he thinking. Of course, of course his earlier encounter with the Radio Demon was nothing more than bluster. Of course Vox wouldn't ditch him the minute he got his hands on fucking Alastor. He kind of even feels a little bad for doubting him.

Just a little. It was nothing more than a lapse in judgement, a little impulsive emotional moment... as he's usually prone to.

And no, you stop making him feel things. Apparently being away from his.... partner... for even a month has been making him feel even more sentimental than usual. It's been a month. They've never been apart for a month in... forever. Actually, he can't recall the last time they were.

So the kiss is returned, his claws tipping that monitor up so he can deepen it as his lower arms slide around the other's waist to bring him close. It's more eager this time, more of a sign of how much he really has missed his partner in crime. After all, Valentino has never been one for words. Action. Always about the action. ]

Oh you sweet talker... you really know how to make a guy feel special, don't you...?

[ He can't help the little purr as he winds Vox's good antenna around one finger playfully. ]

Well... let's get going. I'm sure you're eager to have your hands all over our newly acquired territory. [ A smirk. ] And me.