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TDM 001!!
A) MAY I OFFER U PIE IN THIS TRYING TIME(GARDEN LEVEL)
[OOPS YOU DIED. WELCOME TO THE GARDEN OF GOOD AND EVIL. If you're new here, have a sheep cherub or imp slap a "HI MY NAME IS--" sticker on you, and frantically explain "DON'T WORRY, WE'RE WORKING ON IT, WE'LL HAVE YOU OUT HERE....AT...SOME POINT..." Wack. Also, you may noticed that your body may or may not have changed. What's up with that??? Who cares, at least you have as spiffy new cell phone! You're also told you're free to take the elevators up to Heaven or down to Hell. Good luck!
In the mean time--join the garden party that's going on! Or at least, it seems like a party?? Except all they are serving is pie. Apple pie. Blueberry pie. The classics. For you more Carnivorous types, there's stuff like mince pie, and...the name is smudged, but maybe don't eat that one unless you're a cannibal.
But along with a variety of normal pies, if you accidentally eat a weird pie, your character might experience the following:
Vinegar Pie - It's tasty but suddenly you're compelled to blurt out an Insult or ruthlessly tease the next person you see.
"Sweet" Potato - If you're a normally grumpy or aggro character, this pie will suddenly make you want to be more affectionate! This can be anything from wanting to hold hands or saying genuine nice things.
Humble Pie - Suddenly you feel complimenting or praising others and might downplay your own achievements, or insult yourself.
You can probably shake off the effects, but hey. Free pie!! ]
[TIME TO EXPLORE. Today in the Hell Level, the Hotel (Ho-hell? Helll-tel? Okay just Hotel) it's time for spring cleaning! Wait, didn't they just have that? An Imp says yes, but this is a different type of cleaning. Time to TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!!!
Which is to say, out of no where you might receive a PUNCH in the face by a local, or an imp! If the latter it's like being bapped by a sick little lamb. Still, even if a local punches you, you suddenly heal immediately? That's right, TODAY ONLY, this is a 'get into a scrap injury free' spring holiday, and you can rough house as much as you want with each other today in the Hotel, and NO DAMAGE will remain! Ever wanted to get cut in half and suddenly stitch back together? WELL TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY.
If you're not into PG rated guro however, why don't you try exploring:
-The clubs! The nightlife in hell is FANTASTIC and genuinely fun!
-Games! Along with casinos galore, there are also normal arcades! Any game you can imagine, it exists.
-Or explore parts of Hell's Hotel that don't involve getting into a dogpile! ]
C) MARCH COMES IN LIKE....(HEAVEN LEVEL)
[TODAY IN HEAVEN THOUGH, there are advertisements for the ZOO!! A zoo in heaven?? Fuck yea!! But when you get there you see nothing but...........lions. And lambs. Just, everywhere. They aren't fighting though, but being super cute and soft and have tiny wings. You can pet them and pick them up--well the lambs at least. The lion might crush you. But you're dead anyway so give it a shot champ!!
Local angels explain that every 'spring' the zoo does this, and it's a sign of good fortune! You might wonder why you need good fortune in Heaven, but fuck it, when it Rome!! If you stick around long enough the zoo will change back to 'normal' and you can find other animals to gawk at.
If zoos aren't your thing though, check out heaven's:
-BEACH!! How is there an ocean and sandy white beach in the sky! Who cares, it's heaven! Beach episode time!
-Coffee shops! There are no coffee shops in hell! LIVE YOUR COFFEE AU DREAMS.
-Or just explore the Heavenly hotel in general!]
D) WILDCARD
[DO WHATEVER ELSE or send text messages on your phone!! ]
OOC NOTES:
-This TDM is open to all! For now, you do NOT need to join the comm to play in it!
-Post questions for the mods here
-Remember, playing in the TDM does NOT guarantee your entry or app being accepted into the game proper later down the line!
-Apps open next Sunday! Be sure to read the rules linked there and check the current taken list!
-For current players: TDMs count as game canon AND threads may be used for AC if you wish!
Sally Boyle | We Happy Few | Hell-Raised [cw: Cussing]
[ Sally is usually a very good party guest. But not today. She'd usually be schmoozing, getting her bearings, and discretely pocketing anything that seemed handy. Smiling, chatting, flirting. Making useful connections.
Instead, she's found a supportive tree tucked away from the party proper. Despite the stilettoes she's scaled to a pretty precarious branch, and has perched there with her knees drawn to her chest.
Crying quietly. Her smoke and shadow eye makeup in terrible streaks down her cheeks. It's the second time this decade, and she hates herself for it. Feels weak, and stupid. She's thirty fucking years old. Or... thirty years dead? Whatever. This is useless behavior.
But every time she tries to pull herself together, she thinks of those big green eyes staring up at her so loving and trusting and she has to fight the urge to vomit. ]
Gwen... where are you?
👼☕🌊HEAVEN: I Still Don't ◼◼◼◼ With The In Crowd🌊☕👼
[ Some time later, Sally has gotten her shit together, a little. Some little sheep told her 'Hell' and that was hardly a surprise... what IS a surprise though, is the Free Rides Up or Down? That seems... sketchy. What's the point in classifying them if it doesn't really matter?
Well this contrary canary is going Up if she's told her home is Down, because Fuck Rules. Plus, she's got to see if they're telling the truth.
And maybe she wants to look for someone in Heaven, too. And it... seems like they are?Sure looks like Heaven, what with the pristine town, beaches, coffee shops galore. The extra eyes on everything is pretty fucking funny in a way no one else will likely understand. After some time spent exploring, she comes to her conclusion about the place pretty quickly:]
Well, Gwen, isn't this place boring as ◼◼◼◼.
... ◼◼◼◼. ◼◼◼◼? Oh ◼◼◼◼. Well, let's abscond the ◼◼◼◼ out of here shall we?~
[ Not down for censorship, this one. ]
🔥😈🍄HELL: Baby I'm Dead Inside🍄😈🔥
[... Okay, okay. Sally's never really been one for doing what she's told but... this place certainly is a lot more interesting! She's not overly fond of murderers and other unsavory types... but she is accustomed to the company of addicts, assholes, and adversaries. Maybe it shouldn't feel more like home down here, but it does.
Huh. Maybe there is some logic in splitting the planes, after all? The freedom to go wherever she wants is the ideal, but... if she HAD to choose one... it wouldn't be easy.
So in Hell, find Sally doing one of a couple things:
A) 'Window Shopping' for some supplies. VERY difficult to notice she's stealing unless one has very sharp eyes and very keen senses. She's been a low-key klepto for years. Comes with the territory of 'slowly crumbling dystopian society'.
B) In wild gardens, "green" (red?) space, or swamps/bogs hunting Flowers, Mushrooms, and Mutant Butterflies. She looks tiny and weak, maybe you want to help? Or meddle? Or see if she gets eaten? Probably not going to happen, but who knows?]
📶📱🤙Text | un: SallyBoyle (Mass Texts)🤙📱📶
(1) just a quick question for everyone. does anyone happen to know.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
thanks.
(2) here's the bloody definition of shot in the dark, but. Arthur? Arthur Hastings? are you here anywhere? and while I'm at it... Dr. Faraday? James and/or Roger? Nimue, Vivienne, Morgause?
... i THINK that's everyone i give a damn about yes~
(3) a question for everyone: has anyone seen ANY babies here? any at all? or any children, for that matter? because i haven't. and i don't like those implications.
(4) looking for a lab. for science. not for eating or petting or what have you. a place not the animal. recommendations dearly appreciated~
🃏🃏🃏[WILDCARD]🃏🃏🃏
[ COME AT ME BRUH~ W/E YOU LIEK BB~ ]
Garden
Hey ar’oo ohkey?
[…Maybe, just maybe, he should take the fork out of his mouth before addressing someone.]
hell
He gasps in delight as he stumbles upon her work. He looks a little Mutant Butterfly-adjacent himself... or at least Mutant Spider.]
Oh, my goodness...! I had no idea this was down here! This is amazing!
[He may work at a flower shop now, but he works in Heaven. The employees there won't even touch plants from Hell! He's been missing out!]