TDM 001!!

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A) MAY I OFFER U PIE IN THIS TRYING TIME(GARDEN LEVEL)
[OOPS YOU DIED. WELCOME TO THE GARDEN OF GOOD AND EVIL. If you're new here, have a sheep cherub or imp slap a "HI MY NAME IS--" sticker on you, and frantically explain "DON'T WORRY, WE'RE WORKING ON IT, WE'LL HAVE YOU OUT HERE....AT...SOME POINT..." Wack. Also, you may noticed that your body may or may not have changed. What's up with that??? Who cares, at least you have as spiffy new cell phone! You're also told you're free to take the elevators up to Heaven or down to Hell. Good luck!

In the mean time--join the garden party that's going on! Or at least, it seems like a party?? Except all they are serving is pie. Apple pie. Blueberry pie. The classics. For you more Carnivorous types, there's stuff like mince pie, and...the name is smudged, but maybe don't eat that one unless you're a cannibal.

But along with a variety of normal pies, if you accidentally eat a weird pie, your character might experience the following:
Vinegar Pie - It's tasty but suddenly you're compelled to blurt out an Insult or ruthlessly tease the next person you see.
"Sweet" Potato - If you're a normally grumpy or aggro character, this pie will suddenly make you want to be more affectionate! This can be anything from wanting to hold hands or saying genuine nice things.
Humble Pie - Suddenly you feel complimenting or praising others and might downplay your own achievements, or insult yourself.

You can probably shake off the effects, but hey. Free pie!! ]


B) LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE (HELL LEVEL)
[TIME TO EXPLORE. Today in the Hell Level, the Hotel (Ho-hell? Helll-tel? Okay just Hotel) it's time for spring cleaning! Wait, didn't they just have that? An Imp says yes, but this is a different type of cleaning. Time to TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!!!

Which is to say, out of no where you might receive a PUNCH in the face by a local, or an imp! If the latter it's like being bapped by a sick little lamb. Still, even if a local punches you, you suddenly heal immediately? That's right, TODAY ONLY, this is a 'get into a scrap injury free' spring holiday, and you can rough house as much as you want with each other today in the Hotel, and NO DAMAGE will remain! Ever wanted to get cut in half and suddenly stitch back together? WELL TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY.

If you're not into PG rated guro however, why don't you try exploring:
-The clubs! The nightlife in hell is FANTASTIC and genuinely fun!
-Games! Along with casinos galore, there are also normal arcades! Any game you can imagine, it exists.
-Or explore parts of Hell's Hotel that don't involve getting into a dogpile! ]


C) MARCH COMES IN LIKE....(HEAVEN LEVEL)
[TODAY IN HEAVEN THOUGH, there are advertisements for the ZOO!! A zoo in heaven?? Fuck yea!! But when you get there you see nothing but...........lions. And lambs. Just, everywhere. They aren't fighting though, but being super cute and soft and have tiny wings. You can pet them and pick them up--well the lambs at least. The lion might crush you. But you're dead anyway so give it a shot champ!!

Local angels explain that every 'spring' the zoo does this, and it's a sign of good fortune! You might wonder why you need good fortune in Heaven, but fuck it, when it Rome!! If you stick around long enough the zoo will change back to 'normal' and you can find other animals to gawk at.

If zoos aren't your thing though, check out heaven's:
-BEACH!! How is there an ocean and sandy white beach in the sky! Who cares, it's heaven! Beach episode time!
-Coffee shops! There are no coffee shops in hell! LIVE YOUR COFFEE AU DREAMS.
-Or just explore the Heavenly hotel in general!]

D) WILDCARD
[DO WHATEVER ELSE or send text messages on your phone!! ]


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Comments

Aqua | Konosuba

[safecage]

A. Heaven

[ Free pie? Aqua is going to eat the whole humble pie while no one is looking. Look there wasn't a sign saying you couldn't eat it all and it's free. Win win.

Only now she starts crying because wow a whole pie, everyone is going to think she's fat.]

B. Hell

[ The best goddess ever is sitting at one of the casino tables, there's at least 3 empty glasses of wine next to her but it's totally fine it's a casino. ]

I'm going all in!

[ Is that a smart move? Not really but the risk is worth the reward. ]

Pies!

[cutepolicewoman]

[Kiruko was over here having a serious internal debate about whether she should eat the pies or not when she overhears the sound of crying. Oh no, a citizen in need!? It’s a welcome distraction, albeit a distressing one!]

Fweh? M-Miss, what’s wrong? Are you alright?! Do you need help?

[safecage]

[ She tries to stop crying for a second now that someone else is here. ]

Are you the one that made these pies?

[cutepolicewoman]

Oh, no, no. A battlefield girl like me doesn’t know the first thing about baking. [She scratches the back of her head bashfully.] I-Is there something wrong with them? Do you need medical assistance?

[safecage]

I was going to tell whoever made these pies that they were amazing!

[ What, no she didn't mean to give high praise. They were kind average pies. ]

[cutepolicewoman]

Really? That good? I hadn’t tried them yet because I’m supposed to be watching my figure but… maybe one piece won’t hurt…

What flavor would you recommend?

[safecage]

I had one of each! They were all on the same level of tasty.

Hell

[charmdefensive]

[Katriina isn't gambling, but she's lurking around the gambling tables, because they tend to have interesting people sitting there. Like this one. Is she reckless, or does she have a reason to be confident? Either way, she has Katriina's support, at least outwardly:]

Ooohhh, you're going to be rich when you pull this off! Oh wow~! You can do it!

[safecage]

[ The dealer draws a card and puts it on the table, it's still lower then the needed 21 for blackjack. But Aqua ends up getting the right card to hit exactly 21. ]

Of course I won, I'm super lucky ! ~

[charmdefensive]

[Oohhh, it worked out. She applauds the victory.]

Congrats! What are you going to do with your winnings? Maybe you can buy me a drink!

[safecage]

I can buy you a drink, after all that's pennies compared to my current winnings!

[ Will she spend all of her money on booze and food? Most likely. ]

[charmdefensive]

You're sooooo sweet! I like daiquiris ♥

[Yessss! Spend it all on booze and food in the presence of Katriina, so she can poach some! This is why hanging around the gambling tables is so fruitful!!]

[safecage]

As long as it's bubbly it's all good with me ~

[ She is going to clean out the bar, no one is safe. ]

[charmdefensive]

[She moves to hop onto a barstool, then.]

Oh, I'd never turn down a good mimosa, either. If you wanted to split a bottle of champagne! Either or!