TDM 001!!

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A) MAY I OFFER U PIE IN THIS TRYING TIME(GARDEN LEVEL)
[OOPS YOU DIED. WELCOME TO THE GARDEN OF GOOD AND EVIL. If you're new here, have a sheep cherub or imp slap a "HI MY NAME IS--" sticker on you, and frantically explain "DON'T WORRY, WE'RE WORKING ON IT, WE'LL HAVE YOU OUT HERE....AT...SOME POINT..." Wack. Also, you may noticed that your body may or may not have changed. What's up with that??? Who cares, at least you have as spiffy new cell phone! You're also told you're free to take the elevators up to Heaven or down to Hell. Good luck!

In the mean time--join the garden party that's going on! Or at least, it seems like a party?? Except all they are serving is pie. Apple pie. Blueberry pie. The classics. For you more Carnivorous types, there's stuff like mince pie, and...the name is smudged, but maybe don't eat that one unless you're a cannibal.

But along with a variety of normal pies, if you accidentally eat a weird pie, your character might experience the following:
Vinegar Pie - It's tasty but suddenly you're compelled to blurt out an Insult or ruthlessly tease the next person you see.
"Sweet" Potato - If you're a normally grumpy or aggro character, this pie will suddenly make you want to be more affectionate! This can be anything from wanting to hold hands or saying genuine nice things.
Humble Pie - Suddenly you feel complimenting or praising others and might downplay your own achievements, or insult yourself.

You can probably shake off the effects, but hey. Free pie!! ]


B) LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE (HELL LEVEL)
[TIME TO EXPLORE. Today in the Hell Level, the Hotel (Ho-hell? Helll-tel? Okay just Hotel) it's time for spring cleaning! Wait, didn't they just have that? An Imp says yes, but this is a different type of cleaning. Time to TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!!!

Which is to say, out of no where you might receive a PUNCH in the face by a local, or an imp! If the latter it's like being bapped by a sick little lamb. Still, even if a local punches you, you suddenly heal immediately? That's right, TODAY ONLY, this is a 'get into a scrap injury free' spring holiday, and you can rough house as much as you want with each other today in the Hotel, and NO DAMAGE will remain! Ever wanted to get cut in half and suddenly stitch back together? WELL TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY.

If you're not into PG rated guro however, why don't you try exploring:
-The clubs! The nightlife in hell is FANTASTIC and genuinely fun!
-Games! Along with casinos galore, there are also normal arcades! Any game you can imagine, it exists.
-Or explore parts of Hell's Hotel that don't involve getting into a dogpile! ]


C) MARCH COMES IN LIKE....(HEAVEN LEVEL)
[TODAY IN HEAVEN THOUGH, there are advertisements for the ZOO!! A zoo in heaven?? Fuck yea!! But when you get there you see nothing but...........lions. And lambs. Just, everywhere. They aren't fighting though, but being super cute and soft and have tiny wings. You can pet them and pick them up--well the lambs at least. The lion might crush you. But you're dead anyway so give it a shot champ!!

Local angels explain that every 'spring' the zoo does this, and it's a sign of good fortune! You might wonder why you need good fortune in Heaven, but fuck it, when it Rome!! If you stick around long enough the zoo will change back to 'normal' and you can find other animals to gawk at.

If zoos aren't your thing though, check out heaven's:
-BEACH!! How is there an ocean and sandy white beach in the sky! Who cares, it's heaven! Beach episode time!
-Coffee shops! There are no coffee shops in hell! LIVE YOUR COFFEE AU DREAMS.
-Or just explore the Heavenly hotel in general!]

D) WILDCARD
[DO WHATEVER ELSE or send text messages on your phone!! ]


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Comments

Garden~

[behemoth_betrayed]

[ He's been examining the flyer with a pensive stare, one long black claw tapping at his chin while he approaches the author of the colorful advertisement. He clears his throat politely and once he has the stranger's attention, his stoic expression splits into a polite (if not rather eerie) smile.

Then again, Alastor probably isn't unnerved by teeth made of gold, or fierce twin fangs. ]

These are your quaint little advertisements? I notice you're looking for a better name for your production. I've got a suggestion, if you'd like one.

[deerlisteners]

[oh, not a bit. It's very common in Hell, after all, for Sinners to have... unique dentition. He himself has a mouthful of yellowed fangs, which he displays in an equally disconcerting smile]

Oh? I've never been the best at quirky, catchy little titles... I'm all ears, friend.

[behemoth_betrayed]

[ Well, call Abby a narcissist, but that smile is simply charming~ ]

Admittedly I was going for unique and creative more than quirky catchy. And, I wanted to stick to the basic concept of stitching together something 'you' with something 'radio'.

[ All four visible eyes (the extras each in the center of his forehead and the dip of his collarbone) comb the snazzy stranger from from face to toes and back again, drinking in the colorful details. ]

'The Radiolytic Hart', is the first thing I thought. 'Radiometric', maybe, but that sounds a bit more pedestrian, in my opinion. But, with your charm and demeanor? 'Hart' is definitely something you should play with.

[deerlisteners]

Either works for me. [honestly, he never bothered to give his station in Hell a name, and the one he worked for in New Orleans had one before he got there! He lets himself be looked over, preening a bit and straightening his bowtie]

Hart? ... Oh! Another term for a stag! That IS quite clever. I'm not sure I wish to be "radiolytic"... I'm creating radio, not breaking it down... But aha! The wordplay with "Hart"... very nice indeed.