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TDM 001!!

A) MAY I OFFER U PIE IN THIS TRYING TIME(GARDEN LEVEL)
[OOPS YOU DIED. WELCOME TO THE GARDEN OF GOOD AND EVIL. If you're new here, have a sheep cherub or imp slap a "HI MY NAME IS--" sticker on you, and frantically explain "DON'T WORRY, WE'RE WORKING ON IT, WE'LL HAVE YOU OUT HERE....AT...SOME POINT..." Wack. Also, you may noticed that your body may or may not have changed. What's up with that??? Who cares, at least you have as spiffy new cell phone! You're also told you're free to take the elevators up to Heaven or down to Hell. Good luck!
In the mean time--join the garden party that's going on! Or at least, it seems like a party?? Except all they are serving is pie. Apple pie. Blueberry pie. The classics. For you more Carnivorous types, there's stuff like mince pie, and...the name is smudged, but maybe don't eat that one unless you're a cannibal.
But along with a variety of normal pies, if you accidentally eat a weird pie, your character might experience the following:
Vinegar Pie - It's tasty but suddenly you're compelled to blurt out an Insult or ruthlessly tease the next person you see.
"Sweet" Potato - If you're a normally grumpy or aggro character, this pie will suddenly make you want to be more affectionate! This can be anything from wanting to hold hands or saying genuine nice things.
Humble Pie - Suddenly you feel complimenting or praising others and might downplay your own achievements, or insult yourself.
You can probably shake off the effects, but hey. Free pie!! ]

[TIME TO EXPLORE. Today in the Hell Level, the Hotel (Ho-hell? Helll-tel? Okay just Hotel) it's time for spring cleaning! Wait, didn't they just have that? An Imp says yes, but this is a different type of cleaning. Time to TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!!!
Which is to say, out of no where you might receive a PUNCH in the face by a local, or an imp! If the latter it's like being bapped by a sick little lamb. Still, even if a local punches you, you suddenly heal immediately? That's right, TODAY ONLY, this is a 'get into a scrap injury free' spring holiday, and you can rough house as much as you want with each other today in the Hotel, and NO DAMAGE will remain! Ever wanted to get cut in half and suddenly stitch back together? WELL TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY.
If you're not into PG rated guro however, why don't you try exploring:
-The clubs! The nightlife in hell is FANTASTIC and genuinely fun!
-Games! Along with casinos galore, there are also normal arcades! Any game you can imagine, it exists.
-Or explore parts of Hell's Hotel that don't involve getting into a dogpile! ]

C) MARCH COMES IN LIKE....(HEAVEN LEVEL)
[TODAY IN HEAVEN THOUGH, there are advertisements for the ZOO!! A zoo in heaven?? Fuck yea!! But when you get there you see nothing but...........lions. And lambs. Just, everywhere. They aren't fighting though, but being super cute and soft and have tiny wings. You can pet them and pick them up--well the lambs at least. The lion might crush you. But you're dead anyway so give it a shot champ!!
Local angels explain that every 'spring' the zoo does this, and it's a sign of good fortune! You might wonder why you need good fortune in Heaven, but fuck it, when it Rome!! If you stick around long enough the zoo will change back to 'normal' and you can find other animals to gawk at.
If zoos aren't your thing though, check out heaven's:
-BEACH!! How is there an ocean and sandy white beach in the sky! Who cares, it's heaven! Beach episode time!
-Coffee shops! There are no coffee shops in hell! LIVE YOUR COFFEE AU DREAMS.
-Or just explore the Heavenly hotel in general!]
D) WILDCARD
[DO WHATEVER ELSE or send text messages on your phone!! ]
OOC NOTES:
-This TDM is open to all! For now, you do NOT need to join the comm to play in it!
-Post questions for the mods here
-Remember, playing in the TDM does NOT guarantee your entry or app being accepted into the game proper later down the line!
-Apps open next Sunday! Be sure to read the rules linked there and check the current taken list!
-For current players: TDMs count as game canon AND threads may be used for AC if you wish!
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But if you're talking about people who have grudges against me who would want to exile me to another plane of existence, I ALSO have more of those than I can count.
If you're in the same boat then hey at least it means you must be interesting 🥰🥰
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Did any of those people with grudges actually have the power to send you here, though? Or alter reality in general?
I've been called a lot of things, but never ever boring.
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There's a whole mystery culprit going around whose plans I'm technically foiling and they seem to be capable of some very high level magic.
I totally understand what you mean about being depowered though!!! OMG I thought it was just me 😭😭😭 bummer is sooooo right
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Because I can say, for certain, that I know someone who could have easily sent me here. She could have created this entire realm for all I know. I just don't know if she would. Did. Or if she only sent me here. Or... if she knows I'm stuck here at all. It's concerning.
New realities do happen, it's not uncommon for immortal things. But I've never been so little of me. What has changed about you since you arrived?
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Tell your frenemy that may or may not have created this realm, that I put years of work into being this talented, and make an exception for me! I'm a humble mortal genius!
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I'm not sure I can tell her anything right now. I can't sense her at all. And if she can sense me, she's... what's that mortal phrase? 'Leaving me on Red'?
I've only ever witnessed her tweaking reality for the good of her friends.
I think she might still be very mad at meno subject
From my humble mortal POV of course. Are you seriously like a god?
Anyway how do we apologize to this person who's mad at you, because you're bringing me around to the idea that maybe she has something to do with it
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God would be an understatement, I think. Gods exist inside the universes inhabited by the mortals who dreamed them into existence, in most cases. I exist without a reality to constrain me.
She definitely could have. She's powerful enough, that's for sure. And I have seen her create whole universes before.
I had thought that this time we reached a fairly agreeable bargain, too. Maybe I was wrong.
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jk confidence is sexy 😏
Let's bring that confidence into this relationship with your universe creator too! Positive thinking! This might be one last prank to call it even and then the bargain is still on!
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To be clear, she didn't create the universe I came from. Just new universes thereafter. And I believe you may not be mistaken. Fortuna might just be pulling my tail...
It would be very unkind. I was nice enough to pull her out of the last realty altering illusion she was trapped in. Where's the respect?
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It might be too convenient for this all to be a joke, though. Besides, as far as I know, I'm the only one here who's interacted with her directly. If she did put me here for an extended Time Out, then where did all of you come from?
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Is there anyone else who would actually have that kind of relationship to every single one of us? What kind of answer were you expecting that would work for everyone?
Maybe this is some kind of pocket dimension that's set up for anyone with power to exile people to whenever they want, so multiple culprits are at play.
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Are we just a giant accidental coven of shit-disturbers?
Multiple culprits does make the most sense, too. It doesn't bode well. But it makes sense.
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omg tell me all about the other interesting people you met!
<--- Not Suddenly Behemoth just Mood
Then again, it's foolish to assume everyone here will be willing to play well with others. Fire and Water energies do tend to clash, understandably.
People I've met here? You'd have much more fun meeting them yourself, girl. Vicarious delight can only get you so far.
Other than you, though, my favorite has to be the Circus Cockatiel.
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I would definitely spend some quality time with a Circus Cockatiel.
tho are they literally a cockatiel?
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His name is Lucifer and I believe he's an Angel?
Don't quote me on that, it's rude to assume an entities' cosmic origin without explicitly asking.
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Not a dealbreaker either way so whatever 🤣🐦💖
Angel sounds interesting even if it's only maybe-angel though. I don't have shame, so I'll ask him what he is! I won't mention you said anything!
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Nice to meet someone so open minded.
Do you mean that literally? You cannot feel shame at all? Or are you just trying to be cute?
Succeeding, incidentally. I just want to make sure I understand you.
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It's not a magical curse on my emotions or anything. It's just my natural born talent to not have any shame!
[For sure she has shame, but like hell will she ever admit it even to herself, until she accidentally stumbles upon it.]
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Making assumptions, though? Oh, no. How pedestrian. ]
If anything... no one here is boring. I suppose we could all stand to make a friend or two, since we're all stuck here the same. As far as I know.
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It's hard to make friends without at least some manners, I think. At least, only a certain type of person enjoys overt viciousness.
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There's other things you can be in between polite and vicious... I'd say I'm more, "frisky!" or something.
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