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heckinooc2024-03-17 09:47 am
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TDM 001!!
A) MAY I OFFER U PIE IN THIS TRYING TIME(GARDEN LEVEL)
[OOPS YOU DIED. WELCOME TO THE GARDEN OF GOOD AND EVIL. If you're new here, have a sheep cherub or imp slap a "HI MY NAME IS--" sticker on you, and frantically explain "DON'T WORRY, WE'RE WORKING ON IT, WE'LL HAVE YOU OUT HERE....AT...SOME POINT..." Wack. Also, you may noticed that your body may or may not have changed. What's up with that??? Who cares, at least you have as spiffy new cell phone! You're also told you're free to take the elevators up to Heaven or down to Hell. Good luck!
In the mean time--join the garden party that's going on! Or at least, it seems like a party?? Except all they are serving is pie. Apple pie. Blueberry pie. The classics. For you more Carnivorous types, there's stuff like mince pie, and...the name is smudged, but maybe don't eat that one unless you're a cannibal.
But along with a variety of normal pies, if you accidentally eat a weird pie, your character might experience the following:
Vinegar Pie - It's tasty but suddenly you're compelled to blurt out an Insult or ruthlessly tease the next person you see.
"Sweet" Potato - If you're a normally grumpy or aggro character, this pie will suddenly make you want to be more affectionate! This can be anything from wanting to hold hands or saying genuine nice things.
Humble Pie - Suddenly you feel complimenting or praising others and might downplay your own achievements, or insult yourself.
You can probably shake off the effects, but hey. Free pie!! ]
[TIME TO EXPLORE. Today in the Hell Level, the Hotel (Ho-hell? Helll-tel? Okay just Hotel) it's time for spring cleaning! Wait, didn't they just have that? An Imp says yes, but this is a different type of cleaning. Time to TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!!!
Which is to say, out of no where you might receive a PUNCH in the face by a local, or an imp! If the latter it's like being bapped by a sick little lamb. Still, even if a local punches you, you suddenly heal immediately? That's right, TODAY ONLY, this is a 'get into a scrap injury free' spring holiday, and you can rough house as much as you want with each other today in the Hotel, and NO DAMAGE will remain! Ever wanted to get cut in half and suddenly stitch back together? WELL TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY.
If you're not into PG rated guro however, why don't you try exploring:
-The clubs! The nightlife in hell is FANTASTIC and genuinely fun!
-Games! Along with casinos galore, there are also normal arcades! Any game you can imagine, it exists.
-Or explore parts of Hell's Hotel that don't involve getting into a dogpile! ]
C) MARCH COMES IN LIKE....(HEAVEN LEVEL)
[TODAY IN HEAVEN THOUGH, there are advertisements for the ZOO!! A zoo in heaven?? Fuck yea!! But when you get there you see nothing but...........lions. And lambs. Just, everywhere. They aren't fighting though, but being super cute and soft and have tiny wings. You can pet them and pick them up--well the lambs at least. The lion might crush you. But you're dead anyway so give it a shot champ!!
Local angels explain that every 'spring' the zoo does this, and it's a sign of good fortune! You might wonder why you need good fortune in Heaven, but fuck it, when it Rome!! If you stick around long enough the zoo will change back to 'normal' and you can find other animals to gawk at.
If zoos aren't your thing though, check out heaven's:
-BEACH!! How is there an ocean and sandy white beach in the sky! Who cares, it's heaven! Beach episode time!
-Coffee shops! There are no coffee shops in hell! LIVE YOUR COFFEE AU DREAMS.
-Or just explore the Heavenly hotel in general!]
D) WILDCARD
[DO WHATEVER ELSE or send text messages on your phone!! ]
OOC NOTES:
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-Post questions for the mods here
-Remember, playing in the TDM does NOT guarantee your entry or app being accepted into the game proper later down the line!
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-For current players: TDMs count as game canon AND threads may be used for AC if you wish!
thank u uwu
How have things been in Lust?
If I'm honest, I have no idea!
They didn't tell me anything special.
Didn't even know who I was.
Isn't that a gas? They don't know who I am!
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wherever HERE is
oh you know
hot as hell~
wait hold up
they didnt know YOU?
but this is some kind of other hell??? hows that work out??
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So the usual!
Your guy's here though? That's great!
Well, in a togetherness sense.
That's what I said!
I sounded like some middle-age soccer mom in a bargain discount store that only had the wrong scent of candle, but I only realized that afterward.
It's really strange though, isn't it?
Heaven and Hell, angel and demon, it's like nothing has any meaning here because, well, there's no separation!
I'm sure you also have opinions on that matter.
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fizzie and seeing little charlie again 😍😍😍
he says he met her!!! really made a good impression
pffffff
thanks for the mental image im gonna laugh all this tea everywhere
none ??
we can just
go upstairs???
ill be honest i havent thought about upstairs in
damn
long time
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I'm glad to hear they get along.
Look, who am I if not entertaining?
Yeah, it's free reign over everywhere.
[ lucifer... thinks about upstairs a lot. not because he wants to go back, but because he has to. the pit of self-loathing demands it, and now so does the needs of the many that charlie's gotten him to be attuned to. ]
But hey, wait until you get a load of what they have me looking like, it's a real blast from the past!
It's been a long time since you've seen these baby blues, huh?
It's almost like they're trying to give me a complex or something, hah!
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i gotta see her ASAP !!
thats
thats a lot not gonna lie
how you doin with the whole thing ?
[Really, Oz hasn't thought about Upstairs or the whole thing in so long he's lost track of the time. All things considered, he doesn't mind his place. It's freeing, actually. And the best thing that's ever happened to him was only found in Hell.]
[But someone like Lucifer? Whoof. That's a whole other deal.]
you changed too?
they got fizzie looking all
three eyed funky
but i dont see anything different bout me
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[ he trusts oz enough to talk to him about this kind of thing, but it's not something he wants to parade it around where anyone else can see it. no, they can talk about it. ]
Some people don't change as far as I'm aware! Charlie looked the same too.
An extra eye, huh? Heaven get ahold of him?
As for me... Well, I look pretty much like what I'd almost forgotten I looked like.
Hah! Michael and me would be identical again.
Fucked up! I wonder if he's here.
[ he hadn't thought about that part. whoops! ]
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we can chat face to faces np
[Technology is crappy like that. With all that newfangled hacking and stuff. Computer stuff is weird and hard, and not in the good way.]
they sure did
censored him too - which is kinda cute but i didnt say that
ugh what a drag
he better not be
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I'm assuming they at least let you stay where you belong if they haven't changed how you look!
But I can't just portal to you, so I need a location to head to.
Wait, they censored him?
Haha! I'm sorry, that's so funny.
Isn't that half of his vocabulary?
What, you don't want to have to deal with a sanctimonious, backstabbing asshole that doesn't wear this face half as well as I do?
And here I thought it might be a pleasant reunion!
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walking is such a drag
but you got it
im in hell sweet hell - least they let me keep my theme
[There are so many hearts in his room. It's like Valentine's day decor threw up.]
they DID
any time he tries running his mouth its jingle bells
adorable
just precious
pfffffffffffhahaha
oh youre a RIOT
but no
id rather be stuck here with mam
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I can go down there, of course, but it's just not the same!
I'm assuming the hotel?
I'll be there soon.
Look at you, being cute and domestic!
It's a good look on you, Oz.
I'm glad you two seem so happy.
Those are strong words, but you're not wrong.
Mammon's a piece of shit but at least he didn't do what Michael did.
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unless im workin
you know how it is
but yes the hotel
watch out for the lobby btw it looks a little wrathy down there
awww
youre going to make me blush
i appreciate it i really do
hes the best thing i ever had
well if michael ever DOES show his face here
seems like he'd be outnumbered
>:) >:) >:)
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You won't have to worry about that.
Ugh, I don't want to deal with wrath today.
Whatever, it's fine. I'll be there.
That's important.
Hold onto it.
[ not like he's speaking from experience here or anything. ANYWAY. ]
Hmmm, you're so right.
Alright, I feel better now!
See you soon.
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just sidestep all the little fights
or step OVER heheheh
[Because he's tall. Get it?]
im gonna
with everything i got
see you soon~~
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[ and, well, he is! right out of the elevator inside the hell hotel in all his...heavenly...glory. he really does look exactly like he used to in heaven, though thankfully he's still in his suit, just in a different colorway (blue and white and gold) than usual. if he'd been back in those old robes, he would've had a breakdown already!
his halo's there, his wings are tucked away because he can't stand to look at them, and he looks kind of miserable.
but he perks up when he sees asmodeus, waving and heading over sans-wings. he's just as short as always though, and plants his hands on his hips to look up at the sin of lust. ]
Oz! You look good, Sin to Sin. Don't tell me I look good out of pity, I know I don't.
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[It's been a while. Can you blame him?]
[Instead of dwelling, though, he just shifts his weight, and spreads his hands out, grinning.]
Lucifer, please. Since when do I do anything out of pity! You look different. [Another step, and in that beat, he's scaled down considerably. That way he can actually shake hands.] Different's not bad. We can work with this.
Probably. I know a guy with killer makeup skills. If you wanna go that route.
[Spoilers it's Fizz.]
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he does snort at the commentary though, shaking the hand that doesn't engulf his quite as much as it normally would. ]
Probably? Thanks a lot. [ but he does seem to have cheered up a little about it in the moment at least. ] I'm pretty sure I can change my clothes. It's the eyes and wings and halo. I could find contacts maybe, tuck the halo away somewhere it won't get in the way...
[ what a ridiculous plan. a beat passes and he squints. ]
What kind of makeup would even help this disaster?
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[Sometimes with literal highlighters. On asses. If that's what the act calls for. He spreads his hands in a shrug.]
Point being, there's got to be options, you know? But hey! Seems like we're gonna be stuck here for a while. We've got time to figure that kinda shit out.
[In the meantime, it's just nice to see the guy again.] It's good to see you.
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I don't need those assets highlighted, thanks. My daughter is around.
[ also he's still treating life like he's a fresh widower and not an unwilling divorcee for over seven years or whatever. he doesn't need to look hot. ]
It does look like we're stuck here, though. Weird, honestly! I'm not sure what to make of all of it.
[ he sighs, but he's still smiling a little. ]
Yeah. Same here. Missed you, big guy. Sorry I haven't been around in, uh. Well, it's been a long time, haha.
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She's gonna be busy sometimes... but, suit yourself~! If you change your mind, you know who to call. [Not to. You know. Show off the assets too. That'd be weird. But Ozz is more than happy to lend a hand in finding a candidate.]
There's got to be some kinda way out. Except I can't open a portal up anywhere but here. They're saying it's "paperwork"... [Ugh. Not his area of expertise at all. Just ask Stolas.] I was thinking maybe we find their office, and get this sorted.
Not that I'm eager to ditch you, honest. I missed you too.