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heckinooc2024-03-17 09:47 am
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TDM 001!!
A) MAY I OFFER U PIE IN THIS TRYING TIME(GARDEN LEVEL)
[OOPS YOU DIED. WELCOME TO THE GARDEN OF GOOD AND EVIL. If you're new here, have a sheep cherub or imp slap a "HI MY NAME IS--" sticker on you, and frantically explain "DON'T WORRY, WE'RE WORKING ON IT, WE'LL HAVE YOU OUT HERE....AT...SOME POINT..." Wack. Also, you may noticed that your body may or may not have changed. What's up with that??? Who cares, at least you have as spiffy new cell phone! You're also told you're free to take the elevators up to Heaven or down to Hell. Good luck!
In the mean time--join the garden party that's going on! Or at least, it seems like a party?? Except all they are serving is pie. Apple pie. Blueberry pie. The classics. For you more Carnivorous types, there's stuff like mince pie, and...the name is smudged, but maybe don't eat that one unless you're a cannibal.
But along with a variety of normal pies, if you accidentally eat a weird pie, your character might experience the following:
Vinegar Pie - It's tasty but suddenly you're compelled to blurt out an Insult or ruthlessly tease the next person you see.
"Sweet" Potato - If you're a normally grumpy or aggro character, this pie will suddenly make you want to be more affectionate! This can be anything from wanting to hold hands or saying genuine nice things.
Humble Pie - Suddenly you feel complimenting or praising others and might downplay your own achievements, or insult yourself.
You can probably shake off the effects, but hey. Free pie!! ]
[TIME TO EXPLORE. Today in the Hell Level, the Hotel (Ho-hell? Helll-tel? Okay just Hotel) it's time for spring cleaning! Wait, didn't they just have that? An Imp says yes, but this is a different type of cleaning. Time to TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!!!
Which is to say, out of no where you might receive a PUNCH in the face by a local, or an imp! If the latter it's like being bapped by a sick little lamb. Still, even if a local punches you, you suddenly heal immediately? That's right, TODAY ONLY, this is a 'get into a scrap injury free' spring holiday, and you can rough house as much as you want with each other today in the Hotel, and NO DAMAGE will remain! Ever wanted to get cut in half and suddenly stitch back together? WELL TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY.
If you're not into PG rated guro however, why don't you try exploring:
-The clubs! The nightlife in hell is FANTASTIC and genuinely fun!
-Games! Along with casinos galore, there are also normal arcades! Any game you can imagine, it exists.
-Or explore parts of Hell's Hotel that don't involve getting into a dogpile! ]
C) MARCH COMES IN LIKE....(HEAVEN LEVEL)
[TODAY IN HEAVEN THOUGH, there are advertisements for the ZOO!! A zoo in heaven?? Fuck yea!! But when you get there you see nothing but...........lions. And lambs. Just, everywhere. They aren't fighting though, but being super cute and soft and have tiny wings. You can pet them and pick them up--well the lambs at least. The lion might crush you. But you're dead anyway so give it a shot champ!!
Local angels explain that every 'spring' the zoo does this, and it's a sign of good fortune! You might wonder why you need good fortune in Heaven, but fuck it, when it Rome!! If you stick around long enough the zoo will change back to 'normal' and you can find other animals to gawk at.
If zoos aren't your thing though, check out heaven's:
-BEACH!! How is there an ocean and sandy white beach in the sky! Who cares, it's heaven! Beach episode time!
-Coffee shops! There are no coffee shops in hell! LIVE YOUR COFFEE AU DREAMS.
-Or just explore the Heavenly hotel in general!]
D) WILDCARD
[DO WHATEVER ELSE or send text messages on your phone!! ]
OOC NOTES:
-This TDM is open to all! For now, you do NOT need to join the comm to play in it!
-Post questions for the mods here
-Remember, playing in the TDM does NOT guarantee your entry or app being accepted into the game proper later down the line!
-Apps open next Sunday! Be sure to read the rules linked there and check the current taken list!
-For current players: TDMs count as game canon AND threads may be used for AC if you wish!
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[Before he can respond properly, he has to bask in that cool moment of authority for a moment. Is it so wrong! Is it a CRIME to think people who are tall and powerful and confident are cool!!!]
Are you one of the people in charge in one of those other Hells people are from? I've never been to any kind of Hell, so you'll have to forgive my ignorant insolence. Your presence is well enough imposing all on its own!
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No, that's not insolence. You don't look like one of my people, you don't look like any imp I've ever seen.
[And doesn't really have the feel of someone from Hell. Well. The one he's from.]
You're talking to the Lord of Lust, *~Asmodeous~*! Himself.
[Did his face just glow like a jack-o-lantern??? Kinda. Probably. It's magical blacklight power or something.]
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[That's a surprising job title. Taranza thinks he understands Hell and Heaven a lot better by now, but he still hasn't heard of the concept of the deadly sins. What kind of job description does that have?!?]
That's really impressive! [probably] I think it at least gives you a better chance than me at someone listening to you!
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[Oh he is pouring it on. The charm, that is. With a flourishing bow and everything - and the glow. The magical blacklight. Oz why are you like this.]
Well, we're gonna see what we can do. If they know who they're dealing with.
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His own gestures have become smaller, subdued in awe. He gives a small nod.]
Okay! Umm, before, I went with someone to an office in Heaven, I think, so maybe we can find where the office is in Hell?!
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[He does a little flourish thing with his hands. Which... does nothing. His expression darkens almost immediately.]
Right. No portals. We're walking then.
[UGH, like PLEBS.]
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[Asmodeus seems to be used to it, and is going along with it pretty easily, so Taranza will just fully fall into the habit of praise and deference. It's like a hobby he's indulging in.]
I have to admit that would make everything much more convenient. The best they've got are elevators.
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[Or literally, in some cases. Which he is not. A case like that. Unless you count eggs. Does that count?]
[Not important.]
Ughh... If I must.
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[Hard work? Hahah. Hah. It just kind of... you know. Happens. When you're one of the big Deadly Sins.]
[Moving on!!]
Long as they don't try and slap a halo back on me, I can deal.
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Unthinkingly he comments on his own thoughts instead of the actual conversation:]
You sound really approachable for someone so powerful.
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[Then he shrugs, with a little chuckle.]
Well - you aren't gonna get many people in a lustful mood if you run around being a dick.
[A beat.] In the bad way.
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[He's come this far avoiding the topic, but he can't anymore! It sounds increasingly literal!]
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I'm The Sin of Lust.
[There's a definite wink when he says that, too.]
Of course it is.
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Theyyyyy don't really have that kind of job where I'm from, so—forgive my ignorance! I'm sure you're very successful at it!!