heckinooc | TDM 001!!

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A) MAY I OFFER U PIE IN THIS TRYING TIME(GARDEN LEVEL)
[OOPS YOU DIED. WELCOME TO THE GARDEN OF GOOD AND EVIL. If you're new here, have a sheep cherub or imp slap a "HI MY NAME IS--" sticker on you, and frantically explain "DON'T WORRY, WE'RE WORKING ON IT, WE'LL HAVE YOU OUT HERE....AT...SOME POINT..." Wack. Also, you may noticed that your body may or may not have changed. What's up with that??? Who cares, at least you have as spiffy new cell phone! You're also told you're free to take the elevators up to Heaven or down to Hell. Good luck!

In the mean time--join the garden party that's going on! Or at least, it seems like a party?? Except all they are serving is pie. Apple pie. Blueberry pie. The classics. For you more Carnivorous types, there's stuff like mince pie, and...the name is smudged, but maybe don't eat that one unless you're a cannibal.

But along with a variety of normal pies, if you accidentally eat a weird pie, your character might experience the following:
Vinegar Pie - It's tasty but suddenly you're compelled to blurt out an Insult or ruthlessly tease the next person you see.
"Sweet" Potato - If you're a normally grumpy or aggro character, this pie will suddenly make you want to be more affectionate! This can be anything from wanting to hold hands or saying genuine nice things.
Humble Pie - Suddenly you feel complimenting or praising others and might downplay your own achievements, or insult yourself.

You can probably shake off the effects, but hey. Free pie!! ]

B) LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE (HELL LEVEL)
[TIME TO EXPLORE. Today in the Hell Level, the Hotel (Ho-hell? Helll-tel? Okay just Hotel) it's time for spring cleaning! Wait, didn't they just have that? An Imp says yes, but this is a different type of cleaning. Time to TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!!!

Which is to say, out of no where you might receive a PUNCH in the face by a local, or an imp! If the latter it's like being bapped by a sick little lamb. Still, even if a local punches you, you suddenly heal immediately? That's right, TODAY ONLY, this is a 'get into a scrap injury free' spring holiday, and you can rough house as much as you want with each other today in the Hotel, and NO DAMAGE will remain! Ever wanted to get cut in half and suddenly stitch back together? WELL TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY.

If you're not into PG rated guro however, why don't you try exploring:
-The clubs! The nightlife in hell is FANTASTIC and genuinely fun!
-Games! Along with casinos galore, there are also normal arcades! Any game you can imagine, it exists.
-Or explore parts of Hell's Hotel that don't involve getting into a dogpile! ]

C) MARCH COMES IN LIKE....(HEAVEN LEVEL)
[TODAY IN HEAVEN THOUGH, there are advertisements for the ZOO!! A zoo in heaven?? Fuck yea!! But when you get there you see nothing but...........lions. And lambs. Just, everywhere. They aren't fighting though, but being super cute and soft and have tiny wings. You can pet them and pick them up--well the lambs at least. The lion might crush you. But you're dead anyway so give it a shot champ!!

Local angels explain that every 'spring' the zoo does this, and it's a sign of good fortune! You might wonder why you need good fortune in Heaven, but fuck it, when it Rome!! If you stick around long enough the zoo will change back to 'normal' and you can find other animals to gawk at.

If zoos aren't your thing though, check out heaven's:
-BEACH!! How is there an ocean and sandy white beach in the sky! Who cares, it's heaven! Beach episode time!
-Coffee shops! There are no coffee shops in hell! LIVE YOUR COFFEE AU DREAMS.
-Or just explore the Heavenly hotel in general!]

D) WILDCARD
[DO WHATEVER ELSE or send text messages on your phone!! ]

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Ah, moving heavy items... actually, I could use a bit of help with that. There's some equipment I won't be utilizing that I need moved out of the building, and I've ordered an industrial-sized generator.

Oh!! Then I can definitely help with that! Do you how how many kilos they are? I haven't really used my quirk on something really heavy here just yet, but back at the start of the schoolyear, I could do three tons without, um...too much issue.

[Puking. She means puking.]

It should be way more than that now, though. I've floated cars, a bus, a plane once...

I believe the generator is the heaviest item, weighing in at about 1200 pounds! Ah, that would make it... [quick mental math... accompanied by a sound effect like an a vintage sci-fi computer, followed by a "DING!"] About 540 kilograms, if I did my math right. Can you handle that, Miss Uraraka?

[Ochako opens her mouth, almost ready to blurt out the answer - she's quite good at math, actually - but pauses to laugh and clap her hands at the sounds. Gosh, he's so funny!! And charming.]

Oh that shouldn't be a problem at all!! I've lifted way heavier than that. Depending on how bulky it is, though, I may need to have things cleared so I can move it more easily to where you might need it. And though I don't anticipate any issues, I may need to take a quick break if my nausea kicks in, but I'll warn for it.

[Her quirk's one very awful, very icky side effect, but she hasn't encountered it in months now, not unless she really goes nuts with her quirk, but...just in case. Best to be honest.]

[His charm is probably one of his most useful skills! And one of his most dangerous.

He spins his cane, then rests it in the crook of his arm so he can give a few small claps]

Splendid! I'll arrange a clear path for you, not to worry. [he tilts his head] Nausea? A side effect of your power?

Mm, that's right, most people have one when it comes to their quirks, depending on what they are. Mine is nausea, or, eh..."gravity sickness".

[Yes, it's a real thing. Ochako looks a little sheepish, rubbing the back of her head and biting her lip. This topic's not really something she enjoys talking about, because it's, well... It's gross. Plain and simple.]

When I was still starting out with my quirk, I couldn't lift more than maybe three tons before I'd get really, really sick and throw up. I've exceeded that by a whole lot, but this place kind of waters down my quirk, too, so just to be safe...I'll let you know if I need to stop for a minute or two.

I suppose that makes sense. The little apparatus for balance in our heads relies on proper gravity to work, does it not?

[he laughs] No more than three tons. You sell yourself short, my dear! That's quite a feat.

Mm, that's it exactly! The vestibular organs!! [She tilts her head and points to one of her ears.] You're really well informed, not a lot of people know what those are, ehehe. I've gotten used to it a lot back home, so much so that I can't even remember the last time I got really sick, but like I said, this place sort of waters down my quirk...

[She's not even sure if she can use it to its full capacity, or attempt to use it without touching something. Eventually, Ochako will attempt to practice that, since it's still so new to begin with.]

Eh...I suppose you're right, but looking back now, it seems like so little. I guess I really came a long way. Thank you, Mr. Alastor.

TDM 001!!

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