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TDM 001!!

A) MAY I OFFER U PIE IN THIS TRYING TIME(GARDEN LEVEL)
[OOPS YOU DIED. WELCOME TO THE GARDEN OF GOOD AND EVIL. If you're new here, have a sheep cherub or imp slap a "HI MY NAME IS--" sticker on you, and frantically explain "DON'T WORRY, WE'RE WORKING ON IT, WE'LL HAVE YOU OUT HERE....AT...SOME POINT..." Wack. Also, you may noticed that your body may or may not have changed. What's up with that??? Who cares, at least you have as spiffy new cell phone! You're also told you're free to take the elevators up to Heaven or down to Hell. Good luck!
In the mean time--join the garden party that's going on! Or at least, it seems like a party?? Except all they are serving is pie. Apple pie. Blueberry pie. The classics. For you more Carnivorous types, there's stuff like mince pie, and...the name is smudged, but maybe don't eat that one unless you're a cannibal.
But along with a variety of normal pies, if you accidentally eat a weird pie, your character might experience the following:
Vinegar Pie - It's tasty but suddenly you're compelled to blurt out an Insult or ruthlessly tease the next person you see.
"Sweet" Potato - If you're a normally grumpy or aggro character, this pie will suddenly make you want to be more affectionate! This can be anything from wanting to hold hands or saying genuine nice things.
Humble Pie - Suddenly you feel complimenting or praising others and might downplay your own achievements, or insult yourself.
You can probably shake off the effects, but hey. Free pie!! ]

[TIME TO EXPLORE. Today in the Hell Level, the Hotel (Ho-hell? Helll-tel? Okay just Hotel) it's time for spring cleaning! Wait, didn't they just have that? An Imp says yes, but this is a different type of cleaning. Time to TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!!!
Which is to say, out of no where you might receive a PUNCH in the face by a local, or an imp! If the latter it's like being bapped by a sick little lamb. Still, even if a local punches you, you suddenly heal immediately? That's right, TODAY ONLY, this is a 'get into a scrap injury free' spring holiday, and you can rough house as much as you want with each other today in the Hotel, and NO DAMAGE will remain! Ever wanted to get cut in half and suddenly stitch back together? WELL TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY.
If you're not into PG rated guro however, why don't you try exploring:
-The clubs! The nightlife in hell is FANTASTIC and genuinely fun!
-Games! Along with casinos galore, there are also normal arcades! Any game you can imagine, it exists.
-Or explore parts of Hell's Hotel that don't involve getting into a dogpile! ]

C) MARCH COMES IN LIKE....(HEAVEN LEVEL)
[TODAY IN HEAVEN THOUGH, there are advertisements for the ZOO!! A zoo in heaven?? Fuck yea!! But when you get there you see nothing but...........lions. And lambs. Just, everywhere. They aren't fighting though, but being super cute and soft and have tiny wings. You can pet them and pick them up--well the lambs at least. The lion might crush you. But you're dead anyway so give it a shot champ!!
Local angels explain that every 'spring' the zoo does this, and it's a sign of good fortune! You might wonder why you need good fortune in Heaven, but fuck it, when it Rome!! If you stick around long enough the zoo will change back to 'normal' and you can find other animals to gawk at.
If zoos aren't your thing though, check out heaven's:
-BEACH!! How is there an ocean and sandy white beach in the sky! Who cares, it's heaven! Beach episode time!
-Coffee shops! There are no coffee shops in hell! LIVE YOUR COFFEE AU DREAMS.
-Or just explore the Heavenly hotel in general!]
D) WILDCARD
[DO WHATEVER ELSE or send text messages on your phone!! ]
OOC NOTES:
-This TDM is open to all! For now, you do NOT need to join the comm to play in it!
-Post questions for the mods here
-Remember, playing in the TDM does NOT guarantee your entry or app being accepted into the game proper later down the line!
-Apps open next Sunday! Be sure to read the rules linked there and check the current taken list!
-For current players: TDMs count as game canon AND threads may be used for AC if you wish!
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[ he waggles eyebrows back. he's also squirmy because of course he is. good thing he's so good at koala-ing.
and... oh. time is weird here, it really is. he shifts back around, nuzzling his face right against oz's with a smile. ]
Hey, I'm right here and Mammon isn't. [ as far as he's aware— ] Besides, I'm from after that and things are definitely fine. I do not, in fact, get flattened! But it's just... Nice, here, to be able to go out and not worry about most things. I don't know if I'll ever get that back home, you know?
[ he'll always need an escort, probably. part of him likes that, but part of him hates it because no matter what, he never gets to be independent. it's not oz's fault and he'd never blame him, he's just... tired. of having to be on guard all the time.
anyway! back to better topics! ]
Of course I've been busy, how else would there be threesomes lined up for when you got here? I had to keep myself occupied! Sexily.
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[Honestly, let's be real, if Fizz said he wanted to go to the moon, Oz would figure out a way to do that. Or at least make it look that way. So off to the elevator it is.]
[With some more face nuzzles to boot.] Good. Cause if I was stuck here, with that guy, instead of you? Now that'd be a real Hell. [Ugh, he doesn't even want to think about that.] Oh, I know. I know. And I'm glad you got that... you deserve to feel good about where you're at.
[Maybe if they do get back, he could figure out how to do a little shape-shifting for Fizz. Something so he could have... just a bit of what he's found here. Wouldn't that be better? Because the other option is a constant guard dog.]
Aw, you were expecting me! You're just the best...!! [Was there an elevator they were supposed to get on, or is he just going to spin around hugging Fizz in the middle of the garden? Either seems likely.]
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[ well, that's true. oz really does roll over almost any time fizz asks for literally anything: he can't even remember the last time he got told no. someone else might worry about that, but frankly it's not like fizz is nuts and asking for much. he still gets goosebumps over the smallest measures of affection; he's easy.
anyway, he's going to skirt past the mammon talk to continue: ]
I do feel oddly good here. I don't want to stay forever, but, you know, I like it for now. The only thing missing now is my precious babies.
[ with a wistful sigh. man, he'd love to have a little shapeshifting, but he also might get too obsessed with changing how he looks. oh well, no matter right now.
he's too busy cackling, nuzzling right into oz's face while he gets spun around. his grin is absolutely wicked when he speaks again. ]
Hey, Ozzie. You wanna ████ in the elevator on the way down? Let me ████ your ████ and you can ████ my ████████ and then ████ with a taste of ████ for good measure.
[ okay, so this is definitely sexy mad libs at this point, but also, as long as it's horny he's going to accept any interpretation of his speech. ]
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Hmmm... I know it's not gonna replace any of 'em, but maybe we can find you a couple pets while we're here?
[He would never dream of replacing any of those little guys. But, again! He wants to make his boyfriend happy. If he's missing something, then dammit, Oz wants to help.]
[You know, after the cackling and nuzzling and smooching. Gross.]
[What is not gross (maybe) is the evil laugh of his own, and those wiggling eyebrows of his.]
Oh, absolutely. I'm thinking we... ████ ████ with a little ████ ████ ████ down ████, too... if you know what I mean.
[... Okay so Oz isn't censored, but there's a sneaky lick of flame over his mouth when he answers. Doing this on purpose. Apparently sexy mad libs is fun.]
theyre so cute im gonna die
[ he is, however, COMPLETELY distracted when sexy mad libs continues. okay, okay, he's into this. let's go. ]
Yeah, yeah, yeah! And then we can ████ and ████ while we ██████... You think anyone would notice if we ████ ████ ████ in the ████ once we get down there?
GROOOOOOOOOOSS
[Unless he can make damned sure no pet would get left behind, he'll have to settle for dropping copious amounts of gross affection and other surprises on Fizz instead. There's got to be a way to take little pets along... whenever they get to get out of here.]
[More important. Sexy Mad Libs.]
Oh I think once we ████ ████ ████, the whole place is gonna notice. Even more if we do a little █████████████████████ on ███████ to go with it.
absolutely disgusting behavior
[ they'll figure things out. it'll be fine. as long as they have each other, right?
sexy mad libs MUCH more important. ]
You're right. It's definitely a matter of getting ████ and ████ ████ ███████. Then it's all ██████ ███ ███████ ██████ from there.
[ oh look, it's the elevator! he jams his thumb into the button. ]
I'm treating this as a vacation, by the way. So anything goes, right?
[ with a sly grin. oz will know what he means. ]
just the WORST
Could always throw in some ████ and ████████ with ████ this time... You know. For flavor. Unless you wanna try ████████████ mango ████████████ this time.
[This is getting ridiculous. But he's not about to stop either.]
Anything?
[He does. Drawing out the question is just part of the fun.]