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heckinooc2024-03-17 09:47 am
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TDM 001!!
A) MAY I OFFER U PIE IN THIS TRYING TIME(GARDEN LEVEL)
[OOPS YOU DIED. WELCOME TO THE GARDEN OF GOOD AND EVIL. If you're new here, have a sheep cherub or imp slap a "HI MY NAME IS--" sticker on you, and frantically explain "DON'T WORRY, WE'RE WORKING ON IT, WE'LL HAVE YOU OUT HERE....AT...SOME POINT..." Wack. Also, you may noticed that your body may or may not have changed. What's up with that??? Who cares, at least you have as spiffy new cell phone! You're also told you're free to take the elevators up to Heaven or down to Hell. Good luck!
In the mean time--join the garden party that's going on! Or at least, it seems like a party?? Except all they are serving is pie. Apple pie. Blueberry pie. The classics. For you more Carnivorous types, there's stuff like mince pie, and...the name is smudged, but maybe don't eat that one unless you're a cannibal.
But along with a variety of normal pies, if you accidentally eat a weird pie, your character might experience the following:
Vinegar Pie - It's tasty but suddenly you're compelled to blurt out an Insult or ruthlessly tease the next person you see.
"Sweet" Potato - If you're a normally grumpy or aggro character, this pie will suddenly make you want to be more affectionate! This can be anything from wanting to hold hands or saying genuine nice things.
Humble Pie - Suddenly you feel complimenting or praising others and might downplay your own achievements, or insult yourself.
You can probably shake off the effects, but hey. Free pie!! ]
[TIME TO EXPLORE. Today in the Hell Level, the Hotel (Ho-hell? Helll-tel? Okay just Hotel) it's time for spring cleaning! Wait, didn't they just have that? An Imp says yes, but this is a different type of cleaning. Time to TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!!!
Which is to say, out of no where you might receive a PUNCH in the face by a local, or an imp! If the latter it's like being bapped by a sick little lamb. Still, even if a local punches you, you suddenly heal immediately? That's right, TODAY ONLY, this is a 'get into a scrap injury free' spring holiday, and you can rough house as much as you want with each other today in the Hotel, and NO DAMAGE will remain! Ever wanted to get cut in half and suddenly stitch back together? WELL TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY.
If you're not into PG rated guro however, why don't you try exploring:
-The clubs! The nightlife in hell is FANTASTIC and genuinely fun!
-Games! Along with casinos galore, there are also normal arcades! Any game you can imagine, it exists.
-Or explore parts of Hell's Hotel that don't involve getting into a dogpile! ]
C) MARCH COMES IN LIKE....(HEAVEN LEVEL)
[TODAY IN HEAVEN THOUGH, there are advertisements for the ZOO!! A zoo in heaven?? Fuck yea!! But when you get there you see nothing but...........lions. And lambs. Just, everywhere. They aren't fighting though, but being super cute and soft and have tiny wings. You can pet them and pick them up--well the lambs at least. The lion might crush you. But you're dead anyway so give it a shot champ!!
Local angels explain that every 'spring' the zoo does this, and it's a sign of good fortune! You might wonder why you need good fortune in Heaven, but fuck it, when it Rome!! If you stick around long enough the zoo will change back to 'normal' and you can find other animals to gawk at.
If zoos aren't your thing though, check out heaven's:
-BEACH!! How is there an ocean and sandy white beach in the sky! Who cares, it's heaven! Beach episode time!
-Coffee shops! There are no coffee shops in hell! LIVE YOUR COFFEE AU DREAMS.
-Or just explore the Heavenly hotel in general!]
D) WILDCARD
[DO WHATEVER ELSE or send text messages on your phone!! ]
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Ehehe, I-I wouldn't say that, I just try my best to be polite to everyone - but you're very kind, sir. [Angel? Her?? That's sweet and all, but she's definitely not done enough, in her head anyway, to be called an angel. And if she turns into one of those pretentious shmucks up in the cloudtop...oof. No thank you.] But I think so, too. When I first got here, I really did think I was dead... It'd make sense for where I was, a-and what I was doing back on Earth, but...a lot of things just didn't add up, and I don't really want to believe I'm dead, either, so I won't.
[Bakugou arrived here is way worse shape than her, and he was still alive back on Earth, so! Just going to hold onto that hope.]
Mmhm, there are actually a few of you - Mr. Alastor, a really nice snake man who I f-forget the name of... [She clears her throat a little. Look, she's bad with names.] Niffty-chan, Mr. Angel Dust - who is also very nice, I remember an owl? Oh, and then there was a nice jester-looking person who I don't think I ever properly introduced myself to...
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[Some indecent ones. Some actual assholes too. But it's clear this kid isn't one of those. She also seems quite young. Some of that Oz Charm goes back in the box. But not all of it. He can't turn all of it off, after all. That goes against his nature.]
So we're not dead. We're just... magically stuck here. From some kinda crap portal. All right. Better than being dead. But why lie to us about it?
[That's kind of a rhetorical question. He doubts she's got an answer. And sips casually at his tea while she lists off people. A couple of them ring a bell. Alastor is a name he knows. Angel Dust too - porn and lust and all. An "owl" could be a lot of people... but then -]
[He drops the cup.]
Jester? You get his name?
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[She's not as bothered by people using her first name, so long as there's an honorific attached. It's still a little bizarre that there's quite a few westerners among the Heaven and Hells, but she's adjusting...kind of. Ochako has no qualms about speaking her mind if something bothers her - she's just much nicer about asking for people to gently correct than others in her class.
Bakugou, cough.Sipping her tea, and lightly kicking her feet under the table, she hums quietly.]
I don't think they're necessarily lying...just that they really believe what they say, even if it might now be true. Some people may have come from situations where their lives were at risk, or were on the verge of death, and some might not have been... Those ones I talked about, a lot of them have already been dead for a long time. Ah--
[Oh gosh, his cup! She extends her hand to try and grab it, and there's a tiny spark from the pads of her fingertips that even she doesn't seem to note, but...the cup falls and then stops, suspended in the air maybe a few inches from the ground. Don't worry about it. But, oof, here we go!! Time to test her memory. Ochako bites her lip, trying to pull out something from her brain that has hidden itself away, or simply vanished.]
Mmh...I-I don't remember it very much, I'm sorry. I'm not really all that good with names sometimes, but it was long. Sounded Italian? Maybe?? L-Like a pasta...I don't think it was Ravioli...
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[WINK.]
You think maybe they've been lied to, and they're just passing on the misinformation? [The bits and pieces about people coming from dangerous situations is something to file away. He can't say his own situation had been anything like that, though. It had been a pretty nice moment, actually.]
[But more importantly, what she does with her hands is fascinating. It makes his eyebrows climb up to the flaming crown of his hairline.]
[Also maybe important for later.]
[Because for now? Sounded Italian.]
Fizzarolli? [Oh god Ochako, his voice just hit an octave close to a squeal there. Shhh he's. Just. Really into his weird little robo bf.] Was that him??
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...Right! Asmodeus is a Demon Lord, isn't he? Ochako doesn't practice that sort of religion, and she's not super into the occult, either, but you know who is? Tokoyami. Tokoyami has absolutely probably mentioned Asmodeus offhand during some movie nights or some-such.
Yes, yes, that Asmodeus. Haha...
Ha....]
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She clears her throat with a slightly higher-pitched laugh - because wow she sure does know a lower of powerful demons and devils now, haha what the fuck - Ochako does her double best to be polite. In all honesty, though, a lot of the so-called sinners and hellions she's met thus far have been utter delights, it's just a bit intimidating to meet, uh...a REALLY IMPORTANT ONE?? SUPPOSEDLY???]
I-I'm not sure... Maybe? I really don't think they have anything organized, or figured out, or that anyone is really pulling the strings, either. You'd think a place like Heaven or Hell would be way more structured and, um...y'know. [She taps the side of one hand into her palm. Rigid? Straight?? It's not a word she can find, but it sure as shit isn't what it is right now. But anyway, that's not important. What is is that she hears the name and claps her hands.]
YEAH! THAT'S IT!!! FIZZY-ROLL! [Nailed it.] He was so nice! It was quite a while ago that I met him, though he should be up top in Heaven somewhere. Is he a friend of yours, maybe?
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[He's vaguely aware something clicked in her head, but she seems okay. A little off kilter, but hey. He doesn't know her too well yet. Maybe she's heard about him? Maybe from a less than reputable source? Oh well. Just keep the charm on.]
[... Like that's hard.]
[(rimshot)]
So bargain-basement Hell it is. Heaven... sounds about the same, though. No offense.
[Oh boy. You ready for the high-pitched noise here? Because he gasps, dramatically, clasping his hands together.]
Isn't he fantastic? The funniest, most talented imp I have ever met... my Fizzie... [A hand to his chest.] He's more than just a friend. He's the best thing that ever happened to me.
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In all honesty, the people she's met from Hell - demon or sinner or otherwise - have been extremely pleasant, for the most part. And for a demon lord, Ozzie is...actually very polite? I mean, it makes sense in a way - he's supposedly...nobility in terms of the hierarchy of Hell, o-or something, but he's actually been good company.]
No, you're right. Heaven is nice at a glance, but the longer you stay there the more you realize the people just stink. I can get away with a lot because I'm "like them", but the second I start going off the beaten path, I get dirty looks, it's annoying.
[AND THERE'S THE TEA. Which she sips, loudly, before snorting half of it back into her cup because oh, no. Oh gosh, that was so cute, what the fuck?? And oh, oh. This is a new flavor of tea her young, teenage girl heart yearns for. Spill boy, spill.]
Eeeh~? So then that means you're together then? How long? How did you two meet? ♥
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[Heaven's on a whole other level of jackass, as far as Oz is concerned.]
That's always the way. You take one little tiny step out of line and then... boot. You get kicked out and hit every bump on the way down. Just the worst. Not to mention the color scheme. It's all gold and white, no sense of flash!
[It hurts your eyes after a while, quite frankly.]
[Then he sighs, a little smoky heart fluttering out when he does. The faces on each side of his head abruptly get heart eyes.]
I love him. [Damn it feels good to say that out loud.] And for years now... he's such a talented, creative, hilarious little froggie~
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Ochako holds up her hands, taking in a deep breath through her nose. My man--]
Yes! Exactly. It's nice for certain occasions and all, but I cannot even begin to tell you how bland the style up in the shops are. There's so little color and pop it's just... [She sticks out her tongue and blows a wet one.] It's like looking in my granny's wardrobe for when she was my age... I've actually done most of my shopping down in Hell - it's way more modern, and colorful. Not always my style, but I can mix and match. It's just the, ehh...getting there and back that's a hassle sometimes.
[Everyone, and we mean everyone wants to pick a fight, especially with an angel who looks like a doormat. Sadly, Ochako is anything but, and people learn that quickly, but my gosh...she just wants to buy shoes, y'all. :|]
Ehehe!! Cuuute~! [Welp, that helped her mood considerably.] I'll see if I can send him your way when I go back the hotel in heaven. I'm sure he'd be just as happy to see you, or know you're here now. I don't know his room number, but I'm sure the front desk can call him and leave a message or something. Oh!! Or I could take a letter!
[Is that an excuse to hear the ooey-gooey mush from the opposite end? Maybe. Yes. 100%.]