TDM 001!!

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A) MAY I OFFER U PIE IN THIS TRYING TIME(GARDEN LEVEL)
[OOPS YOU DIED. WELCOME TO THE GARDEN OF GOOD AND EVIL. If you're new here, have a sheep cherub or imp slap a "HI MY NAME IS--" sticker on you, and frantically explain "DON'T WORRY, WE'RE WORKING ON IT, WE'LL HAVE YOU OUT HERE....AT...SOME POINT..." Wack. Also, you may noticed that your body may or may not have changed. What's up with that??? Who cares, at least you have as spiffy new cell phone! You're also told you're free to take the elevators up to Heaven or down to Hell. Good luck!

In the mean time--join the garden party that's going on! Or at least, it seems like a party?? Except all they are serving is pie. Apple pie. Blueberry pie. The classics. For you more Carnivorous types, there's stuff like mince pie, and...the name is smudged, but maybe don't eat that one unless you're a cannibal.

But along with a variety of normal pies, if you accidentally eat a weird pie, your character might experience the following:
Vinegar Pie - It's tasty but suddenly you're compelled to blurt out an Insult or ruthlessly tease the next person you see.
"Sweet" Potato - If you're a normally grumpy or aggro character, this pie will suddenly make you want to be more affectionate! This can be anything from wanting to hold hands or saying genuine nice things.
Humble Pie - Suddenly you feel complimenting or praising others and might downplay your own achievements, or insult yourself.

You can probably shake off the effects, but hey. Free pie!! ]


B) LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE (HELL LEVEL)
[TIME TO EXPLORE. Today in the Hell Level, the Hotel (Ho-hell? Helll-tel? Okay just Hotel) it's time for spring cleaning! Wait, didn't they just have that? An Imp says yes, but this is a different type of cleaning. Time to TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!!!

Which is to say, out of no where you might receive a PUNCH in the face by a local, or an imp! If the latter it's like being bapped by a sick little lamb. Still, even if a local punches you, you suddenly heal immediately? That's right, TODAY ONLY, this is a 'get into a scrap injury free' spring holiday, and you can rough house as much as you want with each other today in the Hotel, and NO DAMAGE will remain! Ever wanted to get cut in half and suddenly stitch back together? WELL TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY.

If you're not into PG rated guro however, why don't you try exploring:
-The clubs! The nightlife in hell is FANTASTIC and genuinely fun!
-Games! Along with casinos galore, there are also normal arcades! Any game you can imagine, it exists.
-Or explore parts of Hell's Hotel that don't involve getting into a dogpile! ]


C) MARCH COMES IN LIKE....(HEAVEN LEVEL)
[TODAY IN HEAVEN THOUGH, there are advertisements for the ZOO!! A zoo in heaven?? Fuck yea!! But when you get there you see nothing but...........lions. And lambs. Just, everywhere. They aren't fighting though, but being super cute and soft and have tiny wings. You can pet them and pick them up--well the lambs at least. The lion might crush you. But you're dead anyway so give it a shot champ!!

Local angels explain that every 'spring' the zoo does this, and it's a sign of good fortune! You might wonder why you need good fortune in Heaven, but fuck it, when it Rome!! If you stick around long enough the zoo will change back to 'normal' and you can find other animals to gawk at.

If zoos aren't your thing though, check out heaven's:
-BEACH!! How is there an ocean and sandy white beach in the sky! Who cares, it's heaven! Beach episode time!
-Coffee shops! There are no coffee shops in hell! LIVE YOUR COFFEE AU DREAMS.
-Or just explore the Heavenly hotel in general!]

D) WILDCARD
[DO WHATEVER ELSE or send text messages on your phone!! ]


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Comments

[succinainteasy]

[ This is as sheepish as Verosika Mayday will ever look, someone should take a picture. Not that she expected to get reamed for her slip of the tongue, that’s just the type of guy Ozzie is.

At his reaction to Fizz being here, she laughs and props the shades up on top of her head make her. ]

Remind me again how no one knew you guys were dating.

[ Folding her arms, she raises an eyebrow and glances up at him. Worst kept secret in Hell! She always knew “partners” was a euphemism. ]

Would I lie? I think we got here at the same time. Stolas is here too, so is Blitzø and part of his fan club. [ Screw you, Moxxie, you don’t even get namedropped. Forever relegated to being a groupie. ] The Pride Ring is all the rage though, you can’t take two steps without stepping on someone from it.

Hell’s Princess wasn’t what I expected. [ She will never admit that she likes her, not even the big Oz himself can. ]

[cockadoodledome]

[He shrugs. Not that it really matters now, what with it being broadcast literally everywhere in hell. How they got away with it for so long? It's really anyone's guess.]

Guess my people know when they need to keep things quiet. That's all I got. [Sure, he wasn't totally all affable boss. Someone runs around and blabs what they see around his place, in private, they wish they didn't. Quickly. He looks out for what's his. And Fizz?]

[His boyfriend. So there.]

Ah, that explains why the little angel girl was talking about an 'owl' earlier... [Stolas, huh? And mostly Pride showing up? Interesting.] Anybody else I should know about? [He's going to give her a raise. Or... something. He can't exactly give her one here, but it's the principle of the thing.]

Charlie? She's here too? [Oh no there goes another delighted look.] I haven't seen her in ... [Uhhhhhhhhhh.] Way too long!

[succinainteasy]

No threats whatsoever? [ You know, like punching phallic water statues where everyone can see it? Nothing like that, big guy? ]

He has about as much common sense as a newborn. He nearly got hogtied his first day here and I had to save his ass—me, I'm not even a fighter! All I had on me was a nailfile and a short skirt, of course I talked my way out of it. They were obviously gonna assault him, he was floored that someone could think of him like that. [ She counts on her fingers: ] He looks rich, is hot and kind of a pushover. Are they normally that sheltered?

[ She's still wrapping her mind around the fact that that is Blitzø's type now, maybe she hasn't seen the whole picture yet. ]

The Vees are here, all three of them, and the Radio Demon. [ Is that.. annoyance? Yes, yes, it is. She'll never forgive that creep for slapping an ad for his stupid radio show on her flank. On her flank, Ozzie! At least she seems to simmer down when Charlie is the highlight of the conversation. ]

She's tougher than she looks. Why don't you go visit her? With a little warning so she doesn't think you're gonna step on her too.

[cockadoodledome]

[At least Oz has the sense to look a little guilty at that.] Eh... one threat. All that really took. And it was a bad day!

[Yeah he's not. Really all that repentant about it. Then again, if he felt repentant about much, he probably wouldn't be a Sin, would he? He waves a hand though, moving on.]

Yeahhhh that... sounds like the Stolas I know. [Boring, stuffy. With a serious thing for paperwork, though that part really saved his ass. And Fizz's.] In some ways, they are. Some more than others... I get the feeling he's one of those "books are my only friend" types. No common sense, too much up here. [He taps his head for emphasis.]

[Oh gross...] All three of 'em. Great. [Look he gets you already, girl, and he hasn't even heard about the ad thing.] Love that for us.

Psh, like I'd step on Charlie... She upstairs or down?