TDM 002 / MERMAY EVENT

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A: Garden Level - CLEAN UP CREW
[WHUH OH YOU'VE DIED AND ENDED UP IN THE GARDEN OF GOOD AND EVIL. A usually beautiful sight--this time it seems the water from heaven is spilling over! Watch your step or you might get a stream of ocean water cascading atop your head like a prop bucket.

The imps and cherubs are hard at work with a water pump tho!! They've got this, really. "Don't mind us, we're just--doing paperwork! Yep!! THAT'S ALL IT IS."

Reassuring. More alarming, you may have noticed that you've changed. Depending on your alignment, you may have more heavenly or hellish traits.............or just for May, you may have AQUATIC traits. That's not worrying!!

Well as some oldbies get teleported to the garden as well, maybe you can ask them some questions!!]


B: HECK-LING TIMES
[Now if you take the elevator down to Hell's Hotel, it's water free! However you may be IMMEDIATELY assaulted by some imps who try to jab you with a shiv. Standard hell greeting!! Maybe someone intervenes or maybe you can like, just punch them. The sheep imps ain't shit. The rest of the hotel is surprisingly nice though, and if you have a room assignment there, you'll find it honestly pretty accommodating.

BUT OUTSIDE? Oh buddy is it still flooded!! Some imps are working hard to pump the water out, but it has the added effect of creating whirlpools. Get sucked into one and not only will you be tossed and turned like laundry, but there's a chance a MEMORY will be tossed right out of you! This could be anything from forgetting your name, your bestie's face, where you live, whatever! Don't worry, the effect will wear off in a few hours, or until someone finds the memory and gives it back to you (in the form of floating seashells that will float near the whirlpools!)]


C: HEAVENLY SING-A-LONGS
[Take the elevator up, and you step in the luxurious Heavenly Hotel! And you may be IMMEDIATELY assaulted by sheep cherubs spritzing you with perfumes or colognes or dolling up your hair. They're here to serve!! Once you get rid of those pests though, feel free to explore the ludicrously divine amenities of the hotel.

OUTSIDE isn't nearly as flooded as Hell, though the local ocean has still expanded greatly, but instead there's a different problem...........there are crabs. And seagulls. And fish?? Singing. They're singing SO much.

You may find a chorus of sea critters at any point in Heaven abruptly bursting into a kiss-the-girl style musical, accidentally revealing a crush you might have, or a silly secret. Better hope passing angels and other residents aren't listening too hard! Of course you can just punt the annoying creatures away. Or eat them. That's an option too, sure. ]



OOC NOTES:
-All effects are optional and last as long as it's fun for you to play with them!
-TDM characters can have mermaid forms or not, up to you!
-This TDM is open to all! For now, you do NOT need to join the comm to play in it!
-Post questions for the mods here
-Remember, playing in the TDM does NOT guarantee your entry or app being accepted into the game proper later down the line!
-Apps open in June! Be sure to read the rules linked there and check the current taken list!
-For current players: TDMs count as game canon AND threads may be used for AC if you wish!
-Remember regardless of your alignment, you are free to travel to whatever level you wish!

Comments

Greeting to Heck

[damn_kitsune]

[That person who just so happens to come across this whole just weird scene is none other, one of Nobunaga's actual minions. Though at the moment he has fox ears, nails that were basically claws, and four tails. Looks like someone turned into an actual fox demon.]

Should I be jealous, my lord? I didn't realize you were so quick to replace myself and the rest of the Oda forces.

[Mitsuhide chuckled as he approached.] Though, I don't think petting is an effective way of teaching someone how to stab better.

1/3

[konpeito_aji]

[The WORST PERSON TO FIND THE SITUATION!!!]

2/4 ACTUALLY

[konpeito_aji]

[Quick brain!!! Think of any fucking response whatsoever!!!!]

3/4

[konpeito_aji]

Did you want to be pet too?

4/4

[konpeito_aji]

[NO! NOT THAT ONE!!!!]

[damn_kitsune]

[Worst? Don’t you mean the best?]

[Swishes his fluffy tails.]

I know my tails are a temptation, my lord, but let’s keep our relationship professional in this case.

[konpeito_aji]

[Nope! WORST!!]

Professionalism is overrated and for monks. [... :T The perfect excuse to be a whackadoo. Yes.]

[damn_kitsune]

[Arches a brow some]

You really want to pet me that bad? Goodness, Lord Nobunaga! I had no idea you felt that way! Hideyoshi would be jealous.

1/2

[konpeito_aji]

[DOUBLE FACE PALM!]

Can we just pretend this never happened?

[What is Mitsuhide's blackmail price?!?!]

[Actually he kind of does want to pet him now but --]

[NO!!!!!]

2/2

[konpeito_aji]

It's fine. I'll pet him too.

[... If he keeps digging this hole, can he die here and get buried in it?]

[damn_kitsune]

[Mitsuhide chuckles. Sadly, his blackmail price is very high~]

I'm sure he would be thrilled about that.

[konpeito_aji]

[He's extra worried about Klaus taking it weirdly!? Not too weirdly because Klaus has deemed Nobunaga's generals to be the way Klaus is with their siblings, but even so...]

Ack... you're right. [Nobunaga kind of... twitches just imagining Hideyoshi's reaction.] Then I'd really never get him off my back. [Worst constant conscience EVER!!! Which inspires him.]

You don't think he's here in the celestial realm, do you?

[That would be the funniest thing.] All Sun Wukong style and guarding the Jade Emperor's peaches. [Please. The Jade Emperor wouldn't be cool enough to let Hideyoshi even do that. "~Loser~" thinks Nobunaga.]

[damn_kitsune]

I believe Sun Wukong ate all the peaches rather than guard them. [Mitsuhide chuckled.]

I suppose that would make our Hideyoshi an improvement, though. [The Oda's right-hand man would take the job way too seriously.]

But I do agree that he would fit right in the celestial realm here.

[konpeito_aji]

Yes. As he should. The Jade Emperor is the worst.

The monkey would go out of his way to not even let the Jade Emperor eat the peaches, so that's fine, perhaps we should encourage Toyotomi to do this, give him a new hobby.

[damn_kitsune]

If you order him to, I'm sure he will be more than happy to do just that.

[Another chuckle as he looked around the place. This place was so different from any inn he's ever been in.]

As far as I've gathered, we are the only ones from our world here so far.

[konpeito_aji]

I did once already, that's how he became the mother hen to the army. Are you sure you want to encourage even more of it?

Tch. Interesting that you should be the one with me. [Maybe they killed each other :V] You haven't seen anyone else wearing the Oda clan symbol either in a ring, or a badge, or the like?

[damn_kitsune]

As long as it will distract him enough to keep him from getting on my back, I will happily encourage him.

[He shook his head]

None at the moment. Though, I won't be surprise if you start putting the Oda crest on some of these imps.

[Purposefully giving Nobunaga ideas!]

[konpeito_aji]

[Snrks.] My thoughts exactly, we'll see how well that works.

Only if they're strong enough. I don't give those out carelessly.

[damn_kitsune]

Like the way you made a certain girl with zero survival skills an Oda princess?

[konpeito_aji]

Where else would you put a princess? [His smile... no regrets, will do it again.]

Besides she knows secrets about wormholes. [10000000% justification AFTER THE FACT. He definitely couldn't have and didn't know that at the time!] Not worms as in the ground, wormholes are what they call time-space distortions that can transport people to other planets or times. Ask around, you'll see.

[damn_kitsune]

If it wasn't for the fact that I now have turned into an actual kitsune, I would be asking if you had hit your head. Or, at the very least, eaten too much sugar in one setting.

1/2

[konpeito_aji]

If you're wondering if I'm still murderous or ever lost my edge, I assure you: I have not. Though I'd rather not take the monkey's place just to prove this.

[Goes to bap Mitsuhide's forehead with a fan!]

2/2

[konpeito_aji]

Nor am I drunk. I've only adapted to opportunities, not lost my mind or myself.

Do you really dislike her naivete so much? I would have thought there was more of a misguided idealist in you deep down.

[damn_kitsune]

[Waves fan away. Well, at least Nobunaga didn't try to beat out a tune on his head like a drum this time.]

I never said you were drunk, my lord. Just stating the fact that you get a bit odd when you have consumed too much sugar.

[Well, odder than normal, anyway.]

And I don't dislike the little mouse's naivete. I just find it quite unusual that she was able to live for so long and not fall into harms way until she met us.

[konpeito_aji]

Tch. [>:T] You really would have hated the ship. There's a future dish using freezing instead of only heating, and it's all sweets. There was an infinite supply of it. [ALL THE SUGAR!!!]

[But he goes back to default smug!] And you don't think that's lucky? [He doesn't believe in luck anymore than Mitsuhide, but he does believe in using everything that happens to his utmost advantage.]