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heckinmods ([personal profile] heckinmods) wrote in [community profile] heckinooc2024-03-17 09:47 am

TDM 001!!

[ SEE GAME NAVIGATION TO READ UP ON HECK GAME BEFORE PLAYING IF YOU SO DESIRE ]

A) MAY I OFFER U PIE IN THIS TRYING TIME(GARDEN LEVEL)
[OOPS YOU DIED. WELCOME TO THE GARDEN OF GOOD AND EVIL. If you're new here, have a sheep cherub or imp slap a "HI MY NAME IS--" sticker on you, and frantically explain "DON'T WORRY, WE'RE WORKING ON IT, WE'LL HAVE YOU OUT HERE....AT...SOME POINT..." Wack. Also, you may noticed that your body may or may not have changed. What's up with that??? Who cares, at least you have as spiffy new cell phone! You're also told you're free to take the elevators up to Heaven or down to Hell. Good luck!

In the mean time--join the garden party that's going on! Or at least, it seems like a party?? Except all they are serving is pie. Apple pie. Blueberry pie. The classics. For you more Carnivorous types, there's stuff like mince pie, and...the name is smudged, but maybe don't eat that one unless you're a cannibal.

But along with a variety of normal pies, if you accidentally eat a weird pie, your character might experience the following:
Vinegar Pie - It's tasty but suddenly you're compelled to blurt out an Insult or ruthlessly tease the next person you see.
"Sweet" Potato - If you're a normally grumpy or aggro character, this pie will suddenly make you want to be more affectionate! This can be anything from wanting to hold hands or saying genuine nice things.
Humble Pie - Suddenly you feel complimenting or praising others and might downplay your own achievements, or insult yourself.

You can probably shake off the effects, but hey. Free pie!! ]



B) LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE (HELL LEVEL)
[TIME TO EXPLORE. Today in the Hell Level, the Hotel (Ho-hell? Helll-tel? Okay just Hotel) it's time for spring cleaning! Wait, didn't they just have that? An Imp says yes, but this is a different type of cleaning. Time to TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!!!

Which is to say, out of no where you might receive a PUNCH in the face by a local, or an imp! If the latter it's like being bapped by a sick little lamb. Still, even if a local punches you, you suddenly heal immediately? That's right, TODAY ONLY, this is a 'get into a scrap injury free' spring holiday, and you can rough house as much as you want with each other today in the Hotel, and NO DAMAGE will remain! Ever wanted to get cut in half and suddenly stitch back together? WELL TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY.

If you're not into PG rated guro however, why don't you try exploring:
-The clubs! The nightlife in hell is FANTASTIC and genuinely fun!
-Games! Along with casinos galore, there are also normal arcades! Any game you can imagine, it exists.
-Or explore parts of Hell's Hotel that don't involve getting into a dogpile! ]



C) MARCH COMES IN LIKE....(HEAVEN LEVEL)
[TODAY IN HEAVEN THOUGH, there are advertisements for the ZOO!! A zoo in heaven?? Fuck yea!! But when you get there you see nothing but...........lions. And lambs. Just, everywhere. They aren't fighting though, but being super cute and soft and have tiny wings. You can pet them and pick them up--well the lambs at least. The lion might crush you. But you're dead anyway so give it a shot champ!!

Local angels explain that every 'spring' the zoo does this, and it's a sign of good fortune! You might wonder why you need good fortune in Heaven, but fuck it, when it Rome!! If you stick around long enough the zoo will change back to 'normal' and you can find other animals to gawk at.

If zoos aren't your thing though, check out heaven's:
-BEACH!! How is there an ocean and sandy white beach in the sky! Who cares, it's heaven! Beach episode time!
-Coffee shops! There are no coffee shops in hell! LIVE YOUR COFFEE AU DREAMS.
-Or just explore the Heavenly hotel in general!]


D) WILDCARD
[DO WHATEVER ELSE or send text messages on your phone!! ]


OOC NOTES:
-This TDM is open to all! For now, you do NOT need to join the comm to play in it!
-Post questions for the mods here
-Remember, playing in the TDM does NOT guarantee your entry or app being accepted into the game proper later down the line!
-Apps open next Sunday! Be sure to read the rules linked there and check the current taken list!
-For current players: TDMs count as game canon AND threads may be used for AC if you wish!
deliahatesit: (013)

lydia deetz. beetlejuice (film). hell-bound.

[personal profile] deliahatesit 2024-04-07 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
you may not offer me a pie

[ an accident. yeah, sure. sitting around in a fancy garden with a nametag on looking at a 'phone' that looks more like something out of star trek than real life, lydia figures she has got to be dreaming.

not that weirder things haven't happened to her, and recently, but still: after all the things she went through, for this to be how she ends up in the afterlife is a huge stretch. also, she doesn't believe the afterlife would have better technology than the living plane.

that said she's sitting at a table wearing a sticker that says HI, MY NAME IS LYDIA, staring furiously at a piece of sweet potato pie that she has no intention of eating, clutching a cell phone in one set of hands like she doesn't know how to use it; she has a veil on over her hat but underneath there blink several extra sets of eyes, perhaps apparent through the black lace when she looks up and reaches out to grab the sleeve of someone passing by with a hand from a second set of arms that'd previously been crossed over her abdomen. ]


Excuse me, sorry. You wouldn't happen to know how to use one of these things, would you? I've never seen one before.

anti-rumble technology

[ yeah, no. no thanks. since stepping down into hell, lydia's been the opposite of pleased. which isn't very different from her normal expression, but the vibes are rank down here. the vibes? god, she's started thinking like delia. the next thing she knows she'll be telling someone their aura sucks.

she's able to avoid the ruckus for the most part, being relatively good at keeping out of sight and being left alone, but when someone gets punched by someone else and it rams them into her in a way that crushes the camera hanging around her neck, it's the last straw. ]


Hey! You'd better pay for that!

[ yeah, it's finally rumble time, welcome to a plucky goth teen being absolutely apoplectic about someone breaking her camera. ]
bugbeverage: (astartle)

pie

[personal profile] bugbeverage 2024-04-07 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Beetlejuice makes it a point not to hang out in the Garden too often, but there is still so much exploring of this afterlife left to do! He drifts along, his wings flapping lazily as he scrolls through social media liking literally every post he sees.]

[Lydia's voice catches his attention and he answers before he looks.]


Sure thing, babes--

[ He finishes smashing LIKE on a cat meme before finally turning his head. He slams on the breaks, his feet swinging out in front of him as though there were any ground to grind against. His wings work overtime to hover him in place as he stares at the teen. She nearly looks exactly like a certain traitorous teen he knows.]

deliahatesit: (015)

[personal profile] deliahatesit 2024-04-07 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ yeah, no, a couple of things happen very quickly. the voice isn't perfect but the cadence is and when has he ever stuck to one voice when he's spoken? stripes gripped in her fingers register in the same moment as he reels back and she lets go like she's been burned, standing up so quickly the chair topples over and taking a step back with her fingers flexing. ]

What— Bee—

[ she slams her free hands over her own mouth and then roots herself in the spot, both sets of arms crossing over her chest once she's sure she's not going to spit out his name in shock, all eight eyes narrowed. ]

If you're going to try and look different to trick people, you might want to try changing your clothes.
Edited 2024-04-07 20:57 (UTC)
bugbeverage: (pshhofcoarse)

[personal profile] bugbeverage 2024-04-07 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She almost speaks his name! ]

[ And talks about him looking different! She's the one with a bunch of extra limbs and eyes.]

[Beetlejuice stops hovering and drops his boots to the grass, phone still clutched in one hand. He lifts a finger.]


A) I don't know what you're talking about. And 2) I told you not to jump off the roof! Now you're dead and those bangs? Are tragic.

[ He waggles his head a little as he sasses her. Is he sore about being shoved off the roof? MAYBE. He can't be TOO mad because it led him to heaven but...he had made her such a great offer! And all for free too! He's such a nice guy! ]
deliahatesit: (003)

[personal profile] deliahatesit 2024-04-07 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
What do you mean you don't know what I'm talking about? After everything you did? I didn't jump off the roof, and you never told me not to even if I had!

[ so yeah, she's still big mad. fancy that. wowee. who would've thought? THAT SAID, she clearly doesn't believe anything he's saying, keeping that distance between them, though her eyebrows raise at the insult. ]

You're insulting people's looks? You? You were more intimidating when you were taller.
bugbeverage: (hollerin)

[personal profile] bugbeverage 2024-04-07 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ His fuzzy brow scrunches up in confusion as she denies their (very) brief history. The fuck? He hadn't actually done anything to this kid. This isn't a situation he's used to being in. Usually, Beetlejuice is quite guilty. ]

[ Then the little stab about his height gets his feathers ruffling. His hair becomes threaded through with red and he balls his hands into fists. Beetlejuice stretches himself out to be a whole foot taller so he can tower over her. ]


Watch it, kid.
deliahatesit: (005)

[personal profile] deliahatesit 2024-04-07 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[ tower over her he may, but she remembers the 'ghost with the most' looking much, much scarier, and also remembers him in a wedding suit ready and raring to get married while leveraging her friends' afterlives over her head, so this show of anger feels like nothing in comparison.

she straightens her spine and tips back her head defiantly, eyes narrowing again. ]


I'm not scared of you anymore.

[ anymore. ]
bugbeverage: (dontlikethis)

[personal profile] bugbeverage 2024-04-07 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He holds her multi-gaze for several long seconds before Beetlejuice audibly deflates. ]

[His striped arms sag to his knees and his halo falls crooked as he stares at Lydia in disbelief. His head hurts.]


deliahatesit: (004)

[personal profile] deliahatesit 2024-04-07 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ... okay, this tactic is new. she doesn't trust it, but the beetlejuice she knew would never have just looked sad over this. crack lewd jokes, sure. get mad, maybe. look sad? never. even with their few interactions she knows that much.

she deflates a little herself. not as much as him but far, but she is sad and scared and alone and (apparently) dead and this all SUCKS. ]


Is it really so important to you to be scary that you metaphorically fall apart when a teenager tells you she's not afraid of you?
bugbeverage: (:()

[personal profile] bugbeverage 2024-04-07 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The red that previously flickered through his hair fades to a gloomy plum purple. It even bleeds down through his beard. As if catching himself, Beetlejuice draws back up and folds his own arms. He needles his gaze somewhere into the distance.]

Why do you care?
deliahatesit: (002)

[personal profile] deliahatesit 2024-04-07 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ so the thing here is she doesn't feel guilty. in fact, a large part of her feels like this is a weird new guilting tactic that isn't going to work because she may be young but she's not stupid.

it's weird though, and interesting, and kind of pathetic. well, really pathetic. ]


You're leaking gloom everywhere, I feel like I won front row tickets to a Cure concert but all Robert Smith is doing is standing in front of me crying. So it seemed like a thing that might be bothering you.
bugbeverage: (agrin1)

[personal profile] bugbeverage 2024-04-07 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Eyes still narrowed, though now in confusion again, he angles his head sideways at her. ]

What are you talking about? Wouldn't you rather be hanging out with your new besties, those wet tissues, The Maitlands?
deliahatesit: (012)

[personal profile] deliahatesit 2024-04-07 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course I'd rather be home with Adam and Barbara, far away from you. But you're the only even slightly familiar thing around, as sad as that may be, and besides, someone needs to keep an eye or eight on you.

[ she considers, and then: ]

When I knew you, you didn't have the emotional depth to be sad. [ not an insult, surprisingly. an observation. ]
bugbeverage: (fwownyface)

[personal profile] bugbeverage 2024-04-07 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Beetlejuice tilts his head. He stares at her, tries to remember her features. It's like trying to remember if someone you went to school with was named Johnathan or Jornathan. ]

When you knew me...was an entire whopping fifteen minutes tops. You showed up. We had a little chat. Then the Maitlans arrived to ruin everything and you pushed me off the roof straight into Sandworm Land.
deliahatesit: (008)

[personal profile] deliahatesit 2024-04-07 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
What? You tricked Adam and Barbara into letting you "help" them, then tried to trick me, then, then, you tried to force me to marry you so you'd save Adam and Barbara from an exorcism that idiot Otho accidentally performed on them! You got eaten by a sandworm, sure, but not right when we met and not because I pushed you off a roof.

[ is this gaslighting????? ]
bugbeverage: (prayin)

[personal profile] bugbeverage 2024-04-07 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Beetlejuice listens and you can see the rusty cogs moving behind his eyes. Marry her? Who the fuck is Otho? ]

[In one fluid motion, Beetlejuice stretches out an arm and snatches up one of the chairs. He plunks down in it with one leg propped up, chin in his jaw.]


Waaaaait a minute. Wait. Wait a minute. The B-man is crunching some numbers.

[ He sits and he fucking THINKS. ]

A couple of my pals were in a completely different afterlife before they ended up in this afterlife. And so was I. If there's more than one Hell, maybe there's more than one world of the living.

[ His hair shifts from its miserable bruised color back to green. He's concentrating too hard to be sad. ]
deliahatesit: (008)

[personal profile] deliahatesit 2024-04-07 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ she doesn't jump when his arm darts out like that, but it's a close thing because okay, she'd been exaggerating a little when she'd pretended to not be scared at all. but she does fix the chair she knocked over and sit in it to observe him coming to this conclusion. ]

So you're saying there's more than one of you and more than one of me.

[ look, she's not a science fiction girlie or anything, but she did already make a star trek connection in her head earlier. ]

I suppose that's not impossible, but that just means the you I know is running around unaccounted for and that is actually kind of scary.
bugbeverage: (newspaper)

[personal profile] bugbeverage 2024-04-07 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Now why couldn't I run into that sexy son of a bitch?

[ Beetlejuice ponders the multiverse for a few moments longer before turning his attention back to Lydia. ]

So where does that leave us? [He tips his halo back.]
deliahatesit: (004)

[personal profile] deliahatesit 2024-04-07 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
The last thing anyone needs is more than one of you, much less in the same place at the same time. I hope you never meet him.

[ she hopes no one ever meets him. that said, she looks at him a moment at the question, brows furrowed. she genuinely doesn't know what to say.

eventually she sighs, lifting her veil to flip it back over her hair, and all eight eyes blink at him in tandem. ]


I still don't trust you.
bugbeverage: (dontlikethis)

[personal profile] bugbeverage 2024-04-07 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Well that's fine with me!

[ He sticks a long, forked tongue out at her before spreading his arms wide to gesture at the Garden. ]

I'm not invisible any more.
deliahatesit: (010)

[personal profile] deliahatesit 2024-04-07 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, everyone here is dead, of course they can see you.
bugbeverage: (sign)

[personal profile] bugbeverage 2024-04-07 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, ahduh, but I can also go anywhere I want! No sandworms to get in my way. There's more than just this Garden. There's an entire Heaven! No taxes! No commercials! Endless shrimp! And Hell! Now that's the place to be!

[ He flaps his wings and lifts off the ground. ]

Back home? Where we're from? You get nothing!

[ Beetlejuice lands with a thump. ]

I guess I should thank Other You.
deliahatesit: (012)

[personal profile] deliahatesit 2024-04-07 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ oh, he's got enthusiasm again. she watches this, eyebrows raising, but she does suppose he has a point. she didn't expect, after all she'd learned, for there to be, well. a biblical version of the afterlife, even as twisted as this one seems to be.

which brings her to another point she's been contemplating.

once he lands she stands from her chair and reaches up past the top of his head, flicking the edge of his halo lightly. ]


Why, because she double-killed you and you came back with this? How'd you of all people end up with a halo, anyway?

[ no commentary on her own status. being a spider is cool, actually. ]
bugbeverage: (agrin1)

[personal profile] bugbeverage 2024-04-08 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ This gets a BIG OLD SHRUG from Beetlejuice, palms up and everything. The halo rings faintly when flicked, a single melodic note. ]

I'm just as surprised as you.

[ And speaking of surprises, he didn't expect her to have so many eyes the next time he saw her. ]

I guess you're gonna have to stock up on mascara, huh?

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you may not offer me a pie!!

[personal profile] dirtyfanny 2024-04-16 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Bulma takes a moment to adjust her eyes to all of the.. eyes! And then she takes a look at the phone being held out.]

Let me see-- [She plucks it out of Lydia's hand like she owns it. Sure Bulma has never used a phone before but she's figured out spacecraft before so how hard can it be? Turns out not very. She sits down next to Lydia at the table, leaning over so they're beep-booping at the phone side-by-side-- typical teen girl bonding. She takes the reigns and starts clicking every button, rapidly and silently narrowing the purpose of each press. Trial and error, error and trial. Then, suddenly--]

Oh, I think I get it-- so this button here, right? [She taps a shape in the corner of the home screen.] The one with the dots? It's a portable messaging device!