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heckinooc2024-03-17 09:47 am
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TDM 001!!
A) MAY I OFFER U PIE IN THIS TRYING TIME(GARDEN LEVEL)
[OOPS YOU DIED. WELCOME TO THE GARDEN OF GOOD AND EVIL. If you're new here, have a sheep cherub or imp slap a "HI MY NAME IS--" sticker on you, and frantically explain "DON'T WORRY, WE'RE WORKING ON IT, WE'LL HAVE YOU OUT HERE....AT...SOME POINT..." Wack. Also, you may noticed that your body may or may not have changed. What's up with that??? Who cares, at least you have as spiffy new cell phone! You're also told you're free to take the elevators up to Heaven or down to Hell. Good luck!
In the mean time--join the garden party that's going on! Or at least, it seems like a party?? Except all they are serving is pie. Apple pie. Blueberry pie. The classics. For you more Carnivorous types, there's stuff like mince pie, and...the name is smudged, but maybe don't eat that one unless you're a cannibal.
But along with a variety of normal pies, if you accidentally eat a weird pie, your character might experience the following:
Vinegar Pie - It's tasty but suddenly you're compelled to blurt out an Insult or ruthlessly tease the next person you see.
"Sweet" Potato - If you're a normally grumpy or aggro character, this pie will suddenly make you want to be more affectionate! This can be anything from wanting to hold hands or saying genuine nice things.
Humble Pie - Suddenly you feel complimenting or praising others and might downplay your own achievements, or insult yourself.
You can probably shake off the effects, but hey. Free pie!! ]
[TIME TO EXPLORE. Today in the Hell Level, the Hotel (Ho-hell? Helll-tel? Okay just Hotel) it's time for spring cleaning! Wait, didn't they just have that? An Imp says yes, but this is a different type of cleaning. Time to TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!!!
Which is to say, out of no where you might receive a PUNCH in the face by a local, or an imp! If the latter it's like being bapped by a sick little lamb. Still, even if a local punches you, you suddenly heal immediately? That's right, TODAY ONLY, this is a 'get into a scrap injury free' spring holiday, and you can rough house as much as you want with each other today in the Hotel, and NO DAMAGE will remain! Ever wanted to get cut in half and suddenly stitch back together? WELL TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY.
If you're not into PG rated guro however, why don't you try exploring:
-The clubs! The nightlife in hell is FANTASTIC and genuinely fun!
-Games! Along with casinos galore, there are also normal arcades! Any game you can imagine, it exists.
-Or explore parts of Hell's Hotel that don't involve getting into a dogpile! ]
C) MARCH COMES IN LIKE....(HEAVEN LEVEL)
[TODAY IN HEAVEN THOUGH, there are advertisements for the ZOO!! A zoo in heaven?? Fuck yea!! But when you get there you see nothing but...........lions. And lambs. Just, everywhere. They aren't fighting though, but being super cute and soft and have tiny wings. You can pet them and pick them up--well the lambs at least. The lion might crush you. But you're dead anyway so give it a shot champ!!
Local angels explain that every 'spring' the zoo does this, and it's a sign of good fortune! You might wonder why you need good fortune in Heaven, but fuck it, when it Rome!! If you stick around long enough the zoo will change back to 'normal' and you can find other animals to gawk at.
If zoos aren't your thing though, check out heaven's:
-BEACH!! How is there an ocean and sandy white beach in the sky! Who cares, it's heaven! Beach episode time!
-Coffee shops! There are no coffee shops in hell! LIVE YOUR COFFEE AU DREAMS.
-Or just explore the Heavenly hotel in general!]
D) WILDCARD
[DO WHATEVER ELSE or send text messages on your phone!! ]
OOC NOTES:
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[ he wants soooo many face nuzzles. he continues them for much longer than necessary. ]
Yeah. The important part of home is right here, big guy. Oh! Sssspeaking of things that aren't like home, if anyone mentions a guy called Greed, he's not Mammon. Unless Mammon showed up when I wasn't looking, but you're here now so I don't have to freak out, anyway his name is Greed, he's a greed guy from another place.
[ he wriggles into oz's arms a little more comfortably. ]
He's a cool guy, not the ■■■clown ■■■■bag cuck Mammon from Greed.
[ a beat. ]
Wait, I can say cuck? Is the censoring over? ■■■■! ■■■■! ... [ he bursts out laughing despite the continued censorship, a gleeful shrill cackle. ] Are you telling me Heaven doesn't know what cucks are? Can't censor what they don't know! Kind of ironic, all things considered...
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[Don't worry he's an expert in talking during face nuzzles. Continue to your heart's content, Fizz.]
A guy named Greed? And he's got nothing to do with Mammon? Huh. [That's interesting. Maybe the guy's parents were just big fans? Who knows. But if Fizz says he's a cool guy, then that... is probably true.] You meet a lot of people while you're here?
[Made friends? Been safe? There's a whole lot of other questions in that one, but he's trying not to be Overbearing right off the bat.]
[But there goes Fizz, making him laugh. That undignified snort-laugh of his.]
Oh hell yes. Now you know you can get creative. [With the swearing, but he's gotta wink all the same.] And I know how creative you get.
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[ awww yeah, he's making up for lost time. ALL that affection he's been missing. ]
Yeah! So, funny story, there's more than one Hell and more than one set of Sins. I know, I know, real far-fetched and all, but after being stuck here a while, it's pretty obvious that people are coming from all different places. SO. He's, like. He's the cooler Greed. The hot Greed. He's so hot, Oz. Like, fry an egg on him hot. He even said Mammon sounds like he sucks ■■■■, which gives him a million bonus hot guy points.
[ if anyone is going to understand, it's going to be his man.
he does read between the lines with the question and pats the sin's cheek with one lil robo-hand. ] I've met lots of people. A bunch from home, even. Verosika's here, there's that guy Angel Dust from Pride, he's super nice... Some moth guy with kinda weird vibes... Valentino? Yeah, that's his name. The TV guy's here, you know the one, and the girl from the social media... Oh, the Radio Demon's here.
[ maybe lead with the overlords, buddy. ]
Some people from not home, too! There's a guy named BJ. Hehehehe. We have the exact same voice, it's ■■■■ed up! But he's cool. Gross, but cool.
[ he would keep rambling about his new friends FOREVER, but he's distracted by the innuendo and leans right in, waggling his eyebrows. ]
Oh, you know I've been missing showing you my creativity, babe. I've gotta few vulgarity methods to pick from now.
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[Sin. Hell born princess. Same thing.]
[More important, that new information.] Other Hells. Huh. That's real interesting... And other Sins? [Actually, it's really interesting. And it would explain why they're here, why they're here and more powerless than they should be. Like he can't just portal them home.] The hotter Greed ain't saying much, you know that, yeah?
But if you like him, then he's gotta be worth a couple looks. [Eyebrow waggle.] Especially if he says Mam sucks ass.
[What's up Cooler Greed, you're officially Hot according to the King of Lust. Who is turning his head into that little robo hand affectionately.]
Verosika... Good to know. [He does like to keep an eye out for his people, after all.] I know that Angel Dust name. Porn star, right? And -
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Moth guy. Valentino. That guy...
[Is super annoying and creepy and harshes the whole Vibe Oz is cultivating for Lust. Ugh.] I'm not his biggest fan, if you couldn't tell. But that's a hell of a lot of Overlords in one spot.
[And Fizz knows them. Well they better be on good behavior now. So there.]
[But honestly, he'd listen to Fizz ramble about all his new friends as long as he wanted to. He is all ears. Six of them. Get it, cause he's got three faces? Har har.]
Ain't that just like you? Out of my sight not five minutes and you've picked up a whole new bag of tricks... I love that.
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[ a beat. ]
Hey, I said hot, not hotter! We both know the bar there is lower than six feet under, so this guy's on a whole new scale of his own. Just saying. But yeah, take a peek when I point him out to you, you'll see.
[ the tone of that guy gets his attention, and he gives oz a look, considering. ]
He recognized me, but I think our conversation went fine. It was at the opening of Greed's bar, so.... [ he'd been drinking, he means, but nothing bad happened so it's fine!!! it's fine oz, don't get fussy about it.
he hums in agreement about how many overlords there are in one spot. it really is a lot, and all ones connected to charlie and her hotel in some way... if he was a conspiracy theory kind of guy, he might have some opinions! but he isn't so he doesn't.
besides, he's waaaay too distracted by swooping in to steal a kiss with a little cackle, then draping himself across oz's shoulders to cling to him from there. ]
Yeah? Well Iiiiii love you. [ oh shit he said it!!! ok they've said it before but still. ] I got sooooo many new tricks I can show you. Hey, almost everyone here is hot, what's up with that? I have to show you so many people now that you're here! You deserve to see these hot people. And maaaaybe a little more than see, if you get my drift.
[ he's completely in 'we need to be the couple that walks over to someone in a bar and tells them we really like their vibe' mode right now. ]
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[And make friends with her!! A good friend for his Fizzie? Maybe this bargain basement hell isn't that bad.]
Well. I don't think I'm gonna meet any of your new friends standing around here, am I? If they let me leave. [Listen, he'll go wherever, now. Most important thing is draped around him like a robot-limbed koala. Everything else is secondary.]
Yeah - that guy. Not a fan. [Ugh his VIBES, Fizz. The VIBES are OFF.] Just... be careful around the guy, okay? He puts my feathers on end. [Listen, he's going to fuss. That's what he does. Big fussy rooster.]
[Fortunately! Kissing is an excellent distraction. And with Fizz up on his shoulders, he can twirl that tail around a finger. Gross love nonsense.]
No, Iiiii love yoooou. [Oh god. Oz put the simp face away.] Mmm, if everybody's hot, it sounds like our kinda place. If we're gonna be here a while... We've got plenty of time.
[How can Oz say no to that plan? That sounds GREAT.]
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[ ha ha ha. but his grin's wide and pleased as he nods. ]
So what are we waiting for? Let's go. [ to... the friends. yes. before they keep talking about...
well, too late. ]
Oz! I'm being careful, okay? It's not like at home where I'm some household name everyone wants too many pieces of. Here, I'm just... I'm just some guy, and it's kind of nice.
[ he has not, in fact, been quite as cautious as he should be, but he's also had a lot of support from a lot of people that genuinely care about him. and besides! no kidnappings!
his tail squeezes on oz's finger though, happy for the distraction as he lets out a manic little giggle. ]
There maaay be a couple plans in place already now that you're here. A little something here, a little something there, hehehe... How do you feel about a very flexible two for one imp deal once you're all settled in?
[ because if oz wants, boy does he have a nice little surprise waiting for later. ]
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So. My place, or yours? [If you know what he means. The eyebrow waggle there is probably totally unneeded but it's more fun this way.]
[He huffs a little, literal feathers ruffled.] Okay, okay. But you know I gotta worry. Just a little. Wasn't five minutes ago Mam was trying to flatten you.
[Yeah, literally like five minutes before he walked in here. Time is weird, apparently. Fortunately, the manic giggling veers his attention way into better topics.]
Well well. You have been busy. How can I say no? [Yeah he absolutely can't. He's in.]
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[ he waggles eyebrows back. he's also squirmy because of course he is. good thing he's so good at koala-ing.
and... oh. time is weird here, it really is. he shifts back around, nuzzling his face right against oz's with a smile. ]
Hey, I'm right here and Mammon isn't. [ as far as he's aware— ] Besides, I'm from after that and things are definitely fine. I do not, in fact, get flattened! But it's just... Nice, here, to be able to go out and not worry about most things. I don't know if I'll ever get that back home, you know?
[ he'll always need an escort, probably. part of him likes that, but part of him hates it because no matter what, he never gets to be independent. it's not oz's fault and he'd never blame him, he's just... tired. of having to be on guard all the time.
anyway! back to better topics! ]
Of course I've been busy, how else would there be threesomes lined up for when you got here? I had to keep myself occupied! Sexily.
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[Honestly, let's be real, if Fizz said he wanted to go to the moon, Oz would figure out a way to do that. Or at least make it look that way. So off to the elevator it is.]
[With some more face nuzzles to boot.] Good. Cause if I was stuck here, with that guy, instead of you? Now that'd be a real Hell. [Ugh, he doesn't even want to think about that.] Oh, I know. I know. And I'm glad you got that... you deserve to feel good about where you're at.
[Maybe if they do get back, he could figure out how to do a little shape-shifting for Fizz. Something so he could have... just a bit of what he's found here. Wouldn't that be better? Because the other option is a constant guard dog.]
Aw, you were expecting me! You're just the best...!! [Was there an elevator they were supposed to get on, or is he just going to spin around hugging Fizz in the middle of the garden? Either seems likely.]
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[ well, that's true. oz really does roll over almost any time fizz asks for literally anything: he can't even remember the last time he got told no. someone else might worry about that, but frankly it's not like fizz is nuts and asking for much. he still gets goosebumps over the smallest measures of affection; he's easy.
anyway, he's going to skirt past the mammon talk to continue: ]
I do feel oddly good here. I don't want to stay forever, but, you know, I like it for now. The only thing missing now is my precious babies.
[ with a wistful sigh. man, he'd love to have a little shapeshifting, but he also might get too obsessed with changing how he looks. oh well, no matter right now.
he's too busy cackling, nuzzling right into oz's face while he gets spun around. his grin is absolutely wicked when he speaks again. ]
Hey, Ozzie. You wanna ████ in the elevator on the way down? Let me ████ your ████ and you can ████ my ████████ and then ████ with a taste of ████ for good measure.
[ okay, so this is definitely sexy mad libs at this point, but also, as long as it's horny he's going to accept any interpretation of his speech. ]
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Hmmm... I know it's not gonna replace any of 'em, but maybe we can find you a couple pets while we're here?
[He would never dream of replacing any of those little guys. But, again! He wants to make his boyfriend happy. If he's missing something, then dammit, Oz wants to help.]
[You know, after the cackling and nuzzling and smooching. Gross.]
[What is not gross (maybe) is the evil laugh of his own, and those wiggling eyebrows of his.]
Oh, absolutely. I'm thinking we... ████ ████ with a little ████ ████ ████ down ████, too... if you know what I mean.
[... Okay so Oz isn't censored, but there's a sneaky lick of flame over his mouth when he answers. Doing this on purpose. Apparently sexy mad libs is fun.]
theyre so cute im gonna die
[ he is, however, COMPLETELY distracted when sexy mad libs continues. okay, okay, he's into this. let's go. ]
Yeah, yeah, yeah! And then we can ████ and ████ while we ██████... You think anyone would notice if we ████ ████ ████ in the ████ once we get down there?
GROOOOOOOOOOSS
[Unless he can make damned sure no pet would get left behind, he'll have to settle for dropping copious amounts of gross affection and other surprises on Fizz instead. There's got to be a way to take little pets along... whenever they get to get out of here.]
[More important. Sexy Mad Libs.]
Oh I think once we ████ ████ ████, the whole place is gonna notice. Even more if we do a little █████████████████████ on ███████ to go with it.
absolutely disgusting behavior
[ they'll figure things out. it'll be fine. as long as they have each other, right?
sexy mad libs MUCH more important. ]
You're right. It's definitely a matter of getting ████ and ████ ████ ███████. Then it's all ██████ ███ ███████ ██████ from there.
[ oh look, it's the elevator! he jams his thumb into the button. ]
I'm treating this as a vacation, by the way. So anything goes, right?
[ with a sly grin. oz will know what he means. ]
just the WORST
Could always throw in some ████ and ████████ with ████ this time... You know. For flavor. Unless you wanna try ████████████ mango ████████████ this time.
[This is getting ridiculous. But he's not about to stop either.]
Anything?
[He does. Drawing out the question is just part of the fun.]